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I've got a date in 2 hrs. Wheres Cubsfan when I need him?

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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Makura
cocky, but not funny


You're fucked, dude.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
AlphaSnake said:
A warm up? Just jerk off 30 minutes before you leave.
On that note, what's the deal with no going in with a loaded gun? i always do, and if anything, the built up tension makes any post date sex that much more pleasurable.
 
Best advice I can give you: she'll expect you to be funny and charming. Surprise her and be the exact opposite, she'll thank you for it later.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Error Macro said:
No. In fact, when you greet her, take the opportunity to punch her in the abdomen as hard as you can.
No, you have to go for subtlety, at least at first. When you greet her, make sure to mention those pounds it looks like she put on. You need to end the date with the abdomenal punch.
 

sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
demon said:
You need to end the date with the abdomenal punch.
one to remember me by!

i was 15 minutes late to my date last night and we missed our movie, it worked out for the best though!
 

Makura

Member
Well, I'm back. It was ok. It was difficult to bust out the C&F because English isn't her first language. I don't think she got it. :\
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Makura said:
Well, I'm back. It was ok. It was difficult to bust out the C&F because English isn't her first language. I don't think she got it. :\
Engreído&Divertido
 

carpal

Member
Makura said:
Well, I'm back. It was ok. It was difficult to bust out the C&F because English isn't her first language. I don't think she got it. :\

I've experienced this before. It sucks.
 

Makura

Member
carpal said:
I've experienced this before. It sucks.

Ugh, it's awful. I have to step off my A game and fall back on the nice guy act. Still, it could have been much worse. I wasn't as wussy as I used to be. Thanks Cubsfan! ;)

First you get zee cocky...
 
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