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[Cunth]

I've noticed her looking at me sometimes, so I've started giving her some of the old raised eyebrows. Sure she looks back with a blank expression but its only a matter of time before she falls for the cunth. This is a dangerous game I'm playing boys. A dangerous game indeed.

 

[bender]

When she sees you does she grab her child and hold them close?

 

[Bullet Club]

Cunth

The MILF

 

[TommyCronin6969]

 

[Lionel Richie]

You're gonna tap that ass.

 

[prag16]

I'm glad I'm on gaf and not era. If this was an era topic, the OP would have been a painfully meandering wall of text detailing extreme awkwardness and probably creepiness.

Good on you. Schmoozing with milfs is one of those things that makes life worth living.

 

[PSYGN]

Ask her if she knows about The Battle of the Bulge.

 

[elektrokats]

I'm glad I'm on gaf and not era. If this was an era topic, the OP would have been a painfully meandering wall of text detailing extreme awkwardness and probably creepiness.

Good on you. Schmoozing with milfs is one of those things that makes life worth living.

Here. I'll help fill that role.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Sent a dick pic yet? Get a hall pass from the wife yet? You've got decisions to make.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Here. I'll help fill that role.

How to grow little beta losers, 101.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I've noticed her looking at me sometimes, so I've started giving her some of the old raised eyebrows. Sure she looks back with a blank expression but its only a matter of time before she falls for the cunth. This is a dangerous game I'm playing boys. A dangerous game indeed.

The twist is that it's your wife.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

I've noticed her looking at me sometimes, so I've started giving her some of the old raised eyebrows. Sure she looks back with a blank expression but its only a matter of time before she falls for the cunth. This is a dangerous game I'm playing boys. A dangerous game indeed.

Grab her by the pussy and show her the masculine power of the Cunth. She will melt in your arms.

*edit* I almost forgot, look into her eyes while doing so. To assert your dominance.

 

[nush]

so I've started giving her some of the old raised eyebrows

 

[Foamy]

Be sure to post a pic of the restraining order when you receive it Cunth.

 

[Plies]

How to grow little beta losers, 101.

Trust.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

How to grow little beta losers, 101.

In my experience girls like being chased. They can say no but most just want to see you keep trying. At some point she will be down to clown, consensually of course.

 

[slugbahr]

She won't pick up your socks either, Cunth.
Just keep buying new ones.

 

[TaySan]

Go for it, Cunth.

She might be a Hotwife!

 

[brap]

Here. I'll help fill that role.

Why would I take woman advice from some fat ugly bitch for? Ain't tryin to get with women like you.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Why would I take woman advice from some fat ugly bitch for? Ain't tryin to get with women like you.

What I thought as well.
Never listen to ugly and/or old women giving you advice on how to handle hot women.

 

[Grinchy]

Damn, you should take her virginity.

 

[and 3 others]

Ask her if she knows about The Battle of the Bulge.

Is that the battle where the 300 soldiers of Den Um held back the expanding forces at the southern keep? Hot Gates indees.

 

[MayauMiao]

You might be in luck if her husband is a cuckold.

 

[Plies]

Never listen to... women giving you advice on how to handle hot women.

Yep, never ask a fish the best way to catch another fish. Ask the fisherman.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

You might be in luck if her husband is a cuckold.

In that case make a video of the act and get rich.

 

[nush]

What I thought as well.
Never listen to ugly and/or old women giving you advice on how to handle hot women.

Best source of dating advice!

 

[Compsiox]

Best source of dating advice!

I think my heart stopped

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Best source of dating advice!

I really want to see a photo of the beta loser who impregnated that ugly whale.

 

[Plies]

I really want to see a photo of the beta loser who impregnated that ugly whale.

 

[Cunth]

Please refrain from posting uggos here

 

[captainraincoat]

Use this approach

 

[farmerboy]

Was your eyebrow raise accompanied by the thought, "I think I may have sharted"?

 

[GymWolf]

Make sure she is okay with picking socks before leaving your current wife.

 

[GymWolf]

Grab her by the pussy and show her the masculine power of the Cunth. She will melt in your arms.

*edit* I almost forgot, look into her eyes while doing so. To assert your dominance.

 

[VAL0R]

Here. I'll help fill that role.

Once long ago your boy VALOR was in love with a girl who told him to stop pusuing her. That it was over. VALOR said to himself, "wrong." Like an absolute Chad he told her he was coming down to see her on an 18 hour bus ride. She said "don't", "what if I refuse to see you?", "you have nowhere to stay." He also had no money. "I'll sleep on a park bench" he told her. He arrived. She did see him. He slept in uncomfortable lounge chairs in her dorm's common room. He didn't care. They talked. He melted her heart like so much wax before a flame. She kissed him and he won her heart. She later took vows to be his wife and bore him many offspring. And so ends this tale of romance.

 

[Cunth]

Once long ago your boy VALOR was in love with a girl who told him to stop pusuing her. That it was over. VALOR said to himself, "wrong." Like an absolute Chad he told her he was coming down to see her on an 18 hour bus ride. She said "dont", "what if I refuse to see you", "you have nowhere to stay." He also had no money. "I'll sleep on a park bench" he told her. He arrived. She did see him. He slept in uncomfortable lounge chairs in her dorm's common room. He didn't care. They talked. He melted her heart like so much wax before a flame. She kissed him and he won her heart. She later took vows to be his wife and bore him many offspring. And so ends this tale of romance.

Ever flirt with a milf though

 

[Airola]

Just tell here "my nickname in a video game internet forum is cunth with an h" and give her a wink.

She'll be drying her panties in no time!

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Ever flirt with a milf though

It's all I have left at my age.

(I abhore the day it's getting into GILF territory)

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Plot twist: cunth is homeschooling this year.

 

[bitbydeath]

Best source of dating advice!

This is what happens when whales don't get harpooned.

 

[nush]

This is what happens when whales don't get harpooned.

She's got a kid, someone was desperate enough to harpoon it.

 

[Plies]

She's got a kid, someone was desperate enough to harpoon it.

 

[OneBigPuss]

Still waiting for your thread "I turned straight man gay".Can't come soon enough.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Still waiting for your thread "I turned straight man gay".Can't come soon enough.

Cunth turning gay men straight is more probable, though.

 

[Orpheum]

Stop looking at your mom in such a way dude

 

[lock2k]

 

[lock2k]

Best source of dating advice!

 

[mickaus]

If Mrs. Cunth had just cleaned up Cunth's socks he wouldn't be on the hunt for other women. A lesson for us all.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I've noticed her looking at me sometimes, so I've started giving her some of the old raised eyebrows. Sure she looks back with a blank expression but its only a matter of time before she falls for the cunth. This is a dangerous game I'm playing boys. A dangerous game indeed.

Dangerous?

Like "Wait for the moment my wife discovers this shit post and takes it for real" dangerous?

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

For some reason, it's the "I believe in Black Santa" that cracks me up.

I picture her waiting by her chimney every Christmas Eve in lingerie, saying to herself "I know they loves the BBW."