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[lock2k]

This is what happens when whales don't get harpooned.

C'mon, don't say that, it's rude...

...to actual whales who are wonderful creatures!

Fuck this fat bitch.

 

[Kamina]

Best source of dating advice!

I am sure she is of great help if you need advice on dating a genderfluid unicorn

 

[DESTROYA]

Throw a couple of your "used" socks at her the stench of your manhood will probably drive her crazy.

 

[Kamina]

She's got a kid, someone was desperate enough to harpoon it.

probably one of these

(i found this image by googling for "beta cucks")

 

[Nester99]

It's your wife isn't it

 

[frostyxc]

Do some wheelies with your BMX in front of her ute. As your mullet flails and shimmers in the sunlight, she will be yours. Oh yes, she will be yours...

 

[llien]

OP is basically chronically gaze-raping a mother.

 

[Dr Bass]

Here. I'll help fill that role.

Geez, how many women say they had no interest in their current guys when they first met, but over time they grew to like/love them? This advice is stupid beyond belief.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

OP is basically chronically gaze-raping a mother.

The Chronicles of PinDick?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Geez, how many women say they had no interest in their current guys when they first met, but over time they grew to like/love them? This advice is stupid beyond belief.

A teenage girl isn't a woman you psycho

 

[Berserking Guts]

Stop eye fucking my wife!

... please, sir.

 

[Dr Bass]

A teenage girl isn't a woman you psycho

I wasn't paying close attention to the ages involved and speaking in general terms "you psycho."

I love how everyone jumps to the absolute extremes of everything around here.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I wasn't paying close attention to the ages involved and speaking in general terms "you psycho."

I love how everyone jumps to the absolute extremes of everything around here.

 

[Dr Bass]

 

[M1chl]

It's your wife isn't it

That is some sugar coat if I ever saw one.

 

[MrS]

I really want to see a photo of the beta loser who impregnated that ugly whale.

 

[bender]

I really want to see a photo of the beta loser who impregnated that ugly whale.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

The twist is that it's your wife.

 

[lock2k]

Funny because it's most likely true. Bitches complain about man but pay top dollar for man juice. Lol