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Duck of Death · Jan 7, 2005

The previous thread dedicated to Jack Chick wasn't enough to explore the awesomeness of Jack Chick's insanity. So I present you with another comic of everyone's favorite man of god: The story of an aspiring Christian Rock group who forms a pact with a mysterious agent named Lewis (Lew for short!) Siffer.

Angels?

One panel sums it up:

explodet · Jan 7, 2005

I thought AIDS was more of an anniversary gift.

(one ticket to hell, please)

kumanoki · Jan 7, 2005

Duck of Death said:
The previous thread dedicated to Jack Chick wasn't enough to explore the awesomeness of Jack Chick's insanity. So I present you with another comic of everyone's favorite man of god: The story of an aspiring Christian Rock group who forms a pact with a mysterious agent named Lewis (Lew for short!) Siffer.

Angels?

One panel sums it up:

We have the most awesomely awesomest God.

fennec fox · Jan 7, 2005

You know, if comics were all as cheap 'n funny as Chick's, I would read a lot more of them.

RedDwarf · Jan 7, 2005

Rock with the rock! :lol

Dice · Jan 7, 2005

RedDwarf said:
Rock with the rock! :lol

:lol is that guy in the corner talking to satan? :lol

pollo · Jan 7, 2005

i dont laugh at this one as much because ironically its sort of true.
Christian rock i cannot distinguish from regular rock.

border · Jan 7, 2005

Heh. I like how the guy is already sick after 3 months of HIV infeciton...

It looks like jazz music is the only genre safe from Satan's influence!

mattiewheels · Jan 7, 2005

This guy's like a genius.

Boogie · Jan 7, 2005

What, we're not gonna roast this guy's feet over the fire for posting something that's been posted here a dozen times before?

Fine, be that way

Chipopo · Jan 7, 2005

are we all quite sure that this guy isn't a brilliant satirist? It's just too good to be true...

Musashi Wins! · Jan 7, 2005

pollo said:
Christian rock i cannot distinguish from regular rock.

oh ok christian rock is the bad stuff.

mightynine · Jan 7, 2005

"....and Don is to vampirism."

It's like he just ran out of things for the members to do that were evil, so he just threw a dart at his dartboard of sins to find a horrible fate for Don.

DMczaf · Jan 7, 2005

:lol :lol :lol

Damn, that's cooooooold blooooded!

LakeEarth · Jan 7, 2005

If this guy is serious, then why am I laughing so hard?!? :lol :lol

FnordChan · Jan 7, 2005

Stryper formally objects to this comic.

FnordChan

Litigation Manuel · Jan 7, 2005

So the one guy's name was Lewis Siffer. Or Lew. WAIT! OMG! Lew Siffer....Lewsiffer...GASP! LUCIFER! He was the devil all along!

human5892 · Jan 7, 2005

...wait, which church?

Mermandala · Jan 7, 2005

- first guy dies of AIDS (triangles) vest. possible headband/Tiara

- next up. Gothic Coat/Cross Earring... crotch mist? = Vampire

- Racing Suit boy lives on to love lord. note his tiny determined mouth. Chim Chim!

- last dude. O.D.'d on the dope from his Darth Vader chestbox.

aoi tsuki · Jan 7, 2005

Poor wording, unless Christianity promotes pay sex.

Kai Dracon · Jan 7, 2005

FnordChan said:
Stryper formally objects to this comic.

FnordChan

Stryper is the most awesome looking big hair band ever. They look like they could be a King of Fighters team.

Warm Machine · Jan 7, 2005

Kaijima said:
Stryper is the most awesome looking big hair band ever. They look like they could be a King of Fighters team.

or a hive of killer bees.

I like how Chick ever so subltly threw a Bad Religion cross buster jacket into that one panel.

Trakball · Jan 7, 2005

I wonder how Mr. Chick feels about Christian Rap. DC Talk represent!

sefskillz · Jan 7, 2005

Litigation Manuel said:
So the one guy's name was Lewis Siffer. Or Lew. WAIT! OMG! Lew Siffer....Lewsiffer...GASP! LUCIFER! He was the devil all along!

Jack Chick ripped off Angel Heart

duckroll · Jan 7, 2005

The Susy tracts are still the best because they star none other than the granddaughter of BIG BOSS himself! :lol :lol :lol

Duck of Death · Jan 7, 2005

:lol :lol :lol

I wish my grandpa was a grizzled bigot with an eyepatch.

Jim Bowie · Jan 7, 2005

I love the Muslim comic. And how they call him a dirty pedophile! Seriously, WTF? :lol

ArcadeStickMonk · Jan 7, 2005

This one's straight out of the bible. Old Testament, when it was still hardcore.

DMczaf · Jan 7, 2005

A Black president? Our god is an awesome god!

ArcadeStickMonk · Jan 7, 2005

Desperado · Jan 7, 2005

ArcadeStickMonk said:

:lol

Saturnman · Jan 7, 2005

I love those comics.

duckroll · Jan 7, 2005

ArcadeStickMonk said:

That's fucking AWESOME! I love how Jack Chick can take actual real life events (terrorists attacks like this *do* happen in 3rd world countries) and just when you think you know what's going to happen, he takes out his BIGOT PEN and draws a shocker of a plot twist! :lol :lol :lol

belgurdo · Jan 7, 2005

ArcadeStickMonk said:
This one's straight out of the bible. Old Testament, when it was still hardcore.

Is that...He-man?

Jim Bowie · Jan 7, 2005

belgurdo said:
Is that...He-man?

He-Man wouldn't rape man angels.

duckroll · Jan 7, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
He-Man wouldn't rape man angels.

But maybe the perverts that want to rape the man angels paid He-man to knock the door down! :lol

Nester · Jan 7, 2005

ArcadeStickMonk said:

I love how he gets a jab in at Buddism with the gunshot noises. :lol :lol

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