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January NBA Season Thread - A No Puddin Zone

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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
124 points for my Rockets tonight...Im ...at ...a ...loss..for...words...ummm..wtf...umm....
 
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DMczaf

Member
T. McGrady
12-19, 30 Pts
5 Rebs, 11 Assists

No Kobe talk, Loki! Don't even try it! It's T-Mac night!

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That's the face of victory!

...and it looks like Dampier has the face of an orgasm...
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
DMczaf said:
T. McGrady
12-19, 30 Pts
5 Rebs, 11 Assists

No Kobe talk, Loki! Don't even try it! It's T-Mac night!

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That's the face of victory!

...and it looks like Dampier has the face of an orgasm...
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lol Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but with the expressions on their faces, it looks like Dampier's practicing how to become a proctologist. :D
 
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Cloudy

Banned
That's why I laugh when folks talk shit bout T-Mac and VC slacking off. All players do it.

Kobe didn't try to take over this game when they were down 10 and just kept passing to Cook and JJ (0-12 combined). I understand that he doesn't wanna get shown up tomorrow and have BSPN replay it all week but that's kinda lame :lol
 
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DMczaf

Member
Cloudy said:
That's why I laugh when folks talk shit bout T-Mac and VC slacking off. All players do it.

Kobe didn't try to take over this game when they were down 10 and just kept passing to Cook and JJ (0-12 combined). I understand that he doesn't wanna get shown up tomorrow and have BSPN replay it all week but that's kinda lame :lol
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Shhhhh! Only T-Mac and VC have EVER slacked off in the history of the NBA! Run while you still can!

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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
AirBrian said:
Looks like the Suns took the night off too.
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Yah when they saw they weren't gonna get the calls they deserved, they just said, "fuck it, the Spurs lost to these guys right? let's rest up."
 
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rc213

Member
Cloudy said:
That's why I laugh when folks talk shit bout T-Mac and VC slacking off. All players do it.

Kobe didn't try to take over this game when they were down 10 and just kept passing to Cook and JJ (0-12 combined). I understand that he doesn't wanna get shown up tomorrow and have BSPN replay it all week but that's kinda lame :lol
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I hope Bron dunks on Kobe's punk ass and then teabag's him. :lol
 
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AirBrian

Member
AstroLad said:
Yah when they saw they weren't gonna get the calls they deserved, they just said, "fuck it, the Spurs lost to these guys right? let's rest up."
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Would've been a good night to rest Nash, but he still played 40 minutes? Oh Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix...
 
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TheDuce22

Banned
The suns announcers would argue that running does not wear down players, the stuff that goes on underneath is what wears teams down. I mean im not a professional athelete and I can run every day.
 
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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Great night.

The Wolves, Lakers, Mavs and Suns get their asses kicked. Now if only the Clips can hold on to the lead.
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1 Phoenix 31 5 .861 - 16-2 15-3 18-4 5-1 110.0 99.1 Lost 1 8-2
2 San Antonio 29 8 .784 2 ½ 18-1 11-7 15-6 3-2 97.2 85.7 Won 1 8-2
3 Seattle 25 8 .758 4 ½ 13-3 12-5 14-3 6-1 100.2 95.2 Won 2 7-3
4 Dallas 22 11 .667 7 ½ 12-7 10-4 12-8 5-3 102.4 96.4 Lost 1 7-3
5 Sacramento 22 11 .667 7 ½ 13-4 9-7 11-9 2-2 102.0 98.6 Won 1 6-4
6 LA Lakers 18 15 .545 11 ½ 12-6 6-9 12-11 4-3 98.2 97.8 Lost 1 5-5
7 Houston 18 17 .514 12 ½ 11-8 7-9 12-9 5-2 92.5 91.6 Won 2 6-4
8 Minnesota 17 17 .500 13 9-7 8-10 12-7 1-2 98.9 96.9 Lost 3 2-8
Memphis 18 18 .500 13 11-8 7-10 11-11 2-4 93.1 91.4 Lost 1 7-3
LA Clippers 16 17 .485 13 ½ 11-9 5-8 8-14 3-4 95.2 95.4 Lost 2 5-5
Portland 15 19 .441 15 8-6 7-13 5-10 2-3 92.6 95.1 Lost 1 3-7
Denver 15 20 .429 15 ½ 11-8 4-12 5-15 1-4 95.0 97.9 Won 1 2-8
Utah 13 24 .351 18 ½ 8-9 5-15 9-12 3-3 94.7 97.9 Won 2 2-8
Golden State 11 24 .314 19 ½ 8-9 3-15 5-16 1-5 93.4 98.7 Lost 6 4-6
New Orleans 4 30 .118 26 2-12 2-18 3-17 0-4 86.4 95.1 Lost 1 2-8
 
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VPhys

Member
Wait, so the Lakers go into overtime with a team that is #1 in the East, yet a few weeks later they get blown out by a team that is 14-19.
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BatiGOOOOOOL

Member
AstroLad said:
1 Phoenix 31 5 .861 - 16-2 15-3 18-4 5-1 110.0 99.1 Lost 1 8-2
2 San Antonio 29 8 .784 2 ½ 18-1 11-7 15-6 3-2 97.2 85.7 Won 1 8-2
3 Seattle 25 8 .758 4 ½ 13-3 12-5 14-3 6-1 100.2 95.2 Won 2 7-3
4 Dallas 22 11 .667 7 ½ 12-7 10-4 12-8 5-3 102.4 96.4 Lost 1 7-3
5 Sacramento 22 11 .667 7 ½ 13-4 9-7 11-9 2-2 102.0 98.6 Won 1 6-4
6 LA Lakers 18 15 .545 11 ½ 12-6 6-9 12-11 4-3 98.2 97.8 Lost 1 5-5
7 Houston 18 17 .514 12 ½ 11-8 7-9 12-9 5-2 92.5 91.6 Won 2 6-4
8 Minnesota 17 17 .500 13 9-7 8-10 12-7 1-2 98.9 96.9 Lost 3 2-8
Memphis 18 18 .500 13 11-8 7-10 11-11 2-4 93.1 91.4 Lost 1 7-3
LA Clippers 16 17 .485 13 ½ 11-9 5-8 8-14 3-4 95.2 95.4 Lost 2 5-5
Portland 15 19 .441 15 8-6 7-13 5-10 2-3 92.6 95.1 Lost 1 3-7
Denver 15 20 .429 15 ½ 11-8 4-12 5-15 1-4 95.0 97.9 Won 1 2-8
Utah 13 24 .351 18 ½ 8-9 5-15 9-12 3-3 94.7 97.9 Won 2 2-8
Golden State 11 24 .314 19 ½ 8-9 3-15 5-16 1-5 93.4 98.7 Lost 6 4-6
New Orleans 4 30 .118 26 2-12 2-18 3-17 0-4 86.4 95.1 Lost 1 2-8
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???

As I said, a great night. :)
 
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Agent Icebeezy

Welcome beautful toddler, Madison Elizabeth, to the horde!
I honestly can't believe the Bulls are winning again and I look at their games as Ws before they play. Fuckin wow, this is going to take some getting used to. I might need to go to the United Center this season. I live 30 minutes from Chicago in Indiana
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Agent Icebeezy said:
I honestly can't believe the Bulls are winning again and I look at their games as Ws before they play. Fuckin wow, this is going to take some getting used to. I might need to go to the United Center this season. I live 30 minutes from Chicago in Indiana
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Me too...where you at in Indiana?

Shit, I haven't been to the UC since the Jordan run. And even in their whole run I was only able to get to 6 games.
 
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Willco

Hollywood Square
Still, nobody cares that the Wizards won tonight. At 20-13, they have the third best record in the conference!
 
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Zep

Banned
Willco said:
Still, nobody cares that the Wizards won tonight. At 20-13, they have the third best record in the conference!
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They are expected to compete in the east, so there is no surprise, i mean shit, the Cavs have a winning record. (Besides the fact that they are gonna lose tomarrow)
 
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BatiGOOOOOOL

Member
Not exactly related to tonight's game, but does anyone else have the feeling that Carmelo will become the next Antoine Walker/Glenn Robinson type of player? After 6 games under Michael Cooper, he is shooting 31%.
 
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Zep

Banned
Carmelo needs to lose weight or something, that pussy looks sloppy out on the court. He just looks so damn slow.
 
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etiolate

Banned
I think the Nuggets just need to restructure their team. They have no perimeter players and everyone on the team wants to high post or post off a curl.
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Whoa, KG had 19 points, 25 rebounds, and 8 assists tonight in a loss. Gotta hand it to Garnett-- he brings it EVERY night, even during the wretched streak they've been having.
 
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etiolate

Banned
33. The annual "Bobby Jackson is out for 3 months and possibly the season" injury
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Bill Simmons needs to cut the Kings hater attitude. Taking jabs at the Christies and Webber? Sure, there's plenty of fodder there. Adleman's playoff collapses? Yeah, I agree. But dissing Bojax? Oh no my friend, you do not go there.
 
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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
DMczaf said:
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Suck it down Stockton!
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God damn I used to hate watching Stockton and Malone play, they were so god damn cheap and chippy it was ridiculous. They must have each committed at least 5 fouls each play.
 
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etiolate

Banned
AstroLad said:
God damn I used to hate watching Stockton and Malone play, they were so god damn cheap and chippy it was ridiculous. They must have each committed at least 5 fouls each play.
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Not that the Bulls were any cleaner. (As that clip shows)
 
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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
etiolate said:
Not that the Bulls were any cleaner. (As that clip shows)
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No one was dirtier than Karl "The Elbow" Malone. No one. Bulls got some calls for sure when they started taking championships, but they didn't really play cheap b/c they didn't need to.
 
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etiolate

Banned
AstroLad said:
No one was dirtier than Karl "The Elbow" Malone. No one. Bulls got some calls for sure when they started taking championships, but they didn't really play cheap b/c they didn't need to.
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Hrm, Rodman and Jordan took cheap shots and grabs/holds all the time.

The funniest part was the Jazz fans and how they always acted like Malone and Stockton were angels. I remember when Webber laid out Stockton in the playoffs and they were like "WHY WOULD HE DO THAT??", ignoring the fact Stockton had choked Divac the game before on a back screen.
 
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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
etiolate said:
Hrm, Rodman and Jordan took cheap shots and grabs/holds all the time.

The funniest part was the Jazz fans and how they always acted like Malone and Stockton were angels. I remember when Webber laid out Stockton in the playoffs and they were like "WHY WOULD HE DO THAT??", ignoring the fact Stockton had choked Divac the game before on a back screen.
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Hahaha... Rodman was just a cartoon character, ridiculous. What I was alluding to was exactly what you hit on in that second paragraph. Everyone knew Rodman was rough. Jordan, eh he got away with shit but he didn't exactly knock people with flying elbows or anything, it just wasn't a part of his game, but fucking Malone and Stockton man, when they would come in everyone would speak in reverent tones about them and you'd watch them play, Malone elbows and forearm shivers all over the fucking place, Stockton grabbing every inch of opponent cloth within 10 feet of him, running around like little gnat. Doesn't mean they weren't great players, people just need to recognize they were down 'n dirty, I think people sort of started to come around on Malone about that, but Stockton kinda avoided the rap somehow.
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
AstroLad said:
...but fucking Malone and Stockton man, when they would come in everyone would speak in reverent tones about them and you'd watch them play, Malone elbows and forearm shivers all over the fucking place, Stockton grabbing every inch of opponent cloth within 10 feet of him, running around like little gnat...
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:lol
 
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alejob

Member
etiolate said:
Hrm, Rodman and Jordan took cheap shots and grabs/holds all the time.

The funniest part was the Jazz fans and how they always acted like Malone and Stockton were angels. I remember when Webber laid out Stockton in the playoffs and they were like "WHY WOULD HE DO THAT??", ignoring the fact Stockton had choked Divac the game before on a back screen.
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Living in Jazz land I can tell you taht you my friend, are correct.
 
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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DCX

DCX

DCX
Didn't Yinka Dare die? I could have sworn i read that somewhere...the man who said he would be an all-star within 3 years...

and the team that believed him
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DCX
 
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