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January NBA Season Thread - A No Puddin Zone

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VPhys

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Ashton Kutcher approves of Atkins' clutch free throws. :lol


This one is in the refrigerator. Nice job stepping up to the plate.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
:lol :lol

I know it's been briefly mentioned, but Kings beat the Jazz at their own shitty game.

Kings don't back down from physical play

Matt Harpring landed a hard foul on Stojakovic in the third quarter, and Stojakovic responded with a one-handed shove. Both players got technical fouls, but their teammates prevented a serious scuffle.

With 2:09 to play, Utah's Carlos Boozer committed a flagrant foul against Evans, who fell hard to the ground while attempting a dunk. Evans remained on the court for a moment before walking to the locker room, and Webber got a technical foul for attempting to challenge Boozer.

Ostertag left the court in the second quarter with a towel over his face after getting hit by an elbow from Utah's Curtis Borchardt. He received stitches in his upper lip and returned to the bench for the second half, but didn't play.

That little Eastern Conference shit game worked for two games, and this sorry fucking excuse for a team miraculously (seriously, a miracle) stole two games from two of the best teams in the league by basically getting away with all sorts of bullshit. Well, that's the end of that. The refs will start finally cracking down on their asses and they can fucking rot in their shitty Lottery spot for all I care. Keep that boring cheap bullshit out of the WC, and keep it out of the NBA while you're at it.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
DMczaf said:
That Ostertag video was the worst footage I have ever seen... :(

Why, because they showed his two front teeth knocked out? :lol You've never seen anything like that before, girly-man? ;) :D
 

DMczaf

Member
Loki said:
Why, because they showed his two front teeth knocked out? :lol You've never seen anything like that before, girly-man? ;) :D

Uh no, because they showed him shaking his ass in skin TIGHT short shorts.

If you missed it, you were saved.
 

bionic77

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I have a feeling that the Lakers are going to go on a 6 game winning streak to validate the true power of the Konex principles. When that happens this thing might turn into a religion.

Also, why don't the Lakers play Sasha more? Even as a rook he runs the offense better then our other scrub PGs and can actually penetrate to the hoop.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
DMczaf said:
Uh no, because they showed him shaking his ass in skin TIGHT short shorts.

If you missed it, you were saved.

:lol

Hah, I saw that. :D What would possess him to do such a thing? I guess when you're worth $20M, you don't really give a shit what people think of you. ;)
 

DMczaf

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For you Sactown.

And a little groping action

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Matlock

Banned
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"I'm sorry, Don James. I cannot take a fall for you tonight."

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"I understand, but I am deeply disappointed."

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"My ankle!"

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"Kiss your season goodbye, Mr. Bryant. And don't ever betray The Bronfather"
 

Poody

What program do you use to photoshop a picture?
wth? when did the jazz get new uniforms?

Damn I was playing pool in my living room and right when i heard the news i miss cued :( I hope kobe is ok with just a minor sprain although that shit looked painful, surprisingly he seemed under under control holding his ankle unlike Vince rolling on the floor or even acting dead.
 
Check out this stat line from the Utah Jazz's black-and-blue rivalry with the Sacramento Kings: Two missing teeth, 18 stitches, at least one concussion, three technical fouls and one big flagrant foul.

Sounds like they had fun.

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I saw the replays of the Maurice Evans play and it looked nasty. His facial expression looked like someone in a vortex. The Jazz's player calling for the medical staff because the guys "bleeding from his ear" didn't help. I hope he's all right.
 

alejob

Member
AstroLad said:
:lol :lol

I know it's been briefly mentioned, but Kings beat the Jazz at their own shitty game.

Kings don't back down from physical play



That little Eastern Conference shit game worked for two games, and this sorry fucking excuse for a team miraculously (seriously, a miracle) stole two games from two of the best teams in the league by basically getting away with all sorts of bullshit. Well, that's the end of that. The refs will start finally cracking down on their asses and they can fucking rot in their shitty Lottery spot for all I care. Keep that boring cheap bullshit out of the WC, and keep it out of the NBA while you're at it.

Dude, once they get Kirilienko back they will kick your ass, stop whining :D

From ESPN: "The NBA trade deadline is Feb. 24, and Rumor Central has the latest on Alonzo Mourning, Jim Jackson, Cliff Robinson, Michael Redd and Tyson Chandler."

Anyone know what this rumors are?
 

Pimpwerx

Member
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"Oh God, it hurts. My ego...oops, my pride...I mean, my ankle."

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"Them white girls is kryptonite, I tell you. Let me recommend you a doctor...and a vacation plan. You ain't getting over The Hill until your ass is over the hill."

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"Oh shit."

PEACE.
 
I know it's been reported lately that the Spurs have been interested in acquiring Chandler in a trade involving Rasho, according to the Chicago Tribune. But from some Spurs inside sources it seems like the Spurs have offered a different package, not involving Rasho. Maybe Malik and who knows what else would have to happen for the salaries to match.

I hope no deal goes through, the team doesn't need it.
 
Miguel said:
o_O



I'm going to go wash my eyes out with acid.




...I fucking hate Sportscenter sometimes.

:lol Are you talking about Ostertag dancing?

I saw it earlier today and I can't believe the Kings organization could be so irresponsible as to let something like that happen. It was traumatizing. :lol
 

Miguel

Member
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
:lol Are you talking about Ostertag dancing?

I saw it earlier today and I can't believe the Kings organization could be so irresponsible as to let something like that happen. It was traumatizing. :lol
Yes
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Eh, Utah is already packed at the SF/PF position with Boozer and Kirilenko, so who knows if that'll go through...


Is it me, or does every trade ever mentioned always seem to favor the Lakers? :lol They'd definitely make out like bandits with this one if true. Arroyo is likely more disgruntled in Utah than anything, which has affected his play, and has a decent (if not spectacular like Tony Parker) upside; Kwame Brown has also shown flashes, and could develop nicely on a team that plays drive and dish (like LA, w/Kobe and Odom) versus one that plays drive and finish like Washington (with Arenas and Hughes).


We'll see... :p
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
:lol Are you talking about Ostertag dancing?

I saw it earlier today and I can't believe the Kings organization could be so irresponsible as to let something like that happen. It was traumatizing. :lol
Link!
 

Cloudy

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Loki said:
Eh, Utah is already packed at the SF/PF position with Boozer and Kirilenko, so who knows if that'll go through...


Is it me, or does every trade ever mentioned always seem to favor the Lakers? :lol They'd definitely make out like bandits with this one if true. Arroyo is likely more disgruntled in Utah than anything, which has affected his play, and has a decent (if not spectacular like Tony Parker) upside; Kwame Brown has also shown flashes, and could develop nicely on a team that plays drive and dish (like LA, w/Kobe and Odom) versus one that plays drive and finish like Washington (with Arenas and Hughes).


We'll see... :p

Peter Vescey mentioned this trade on NBA TV. I personally don't think it goes thru cos Kobe and Caron are tight...
 
Loki said:
Eh, Utah is already packed at the SF/PF position with Boozer and Kirilenko, so who knows if that'll go through...


Is it me, or does every trade ever mentioned always seem to favor the Lakers? :lol They'd definitely make out like bandits with this one if true. Arroyo is likely more disgruntled in Utah than anything, which has affected his play, and has a decent (if not spectacular like Tony Parker) upside; Kwame Brown has also shown flashes, and could develop nicely on a team that plays drive and dish (like LA, w/Kobe and Odom) versus one that plays drive and finish like Washington (with Arenas and Hughes).


We'll see... :p


Utah would be able to trade Arroyo's $16 million over the next 4 years, for Devean's $4 million for one more year, so thats where their motivation for doing this trade would come from (if they really want to get rid of Arroyo, that is). I doubt they'd be doing it because they love D-Gump's game so much. And Cook is a talented big on a cheap rookie contract, so it wouldn't hurt to add him to the roster.

With that said, i do agree that this trade is unlikely. It is kinda Laker favored (even though i'd hate to give up Caron), but also because 1) 3 team trades are VERY rare in the NBA, and 2) I don't see why the Wizards make this deal. They are playing well right now, and Hayes/Caron trade is at best a wash, at least for this season. Chucky Atkins adds SHIT, so he doesn't even count, and Jarron Collins is pretty much Brenda Haywood part 2.

Peter Vescey mentioned this trade on NBA TV. I personally don't think it goes thru cos Kobe and Caron are tight...

this might be true. STill, why not just give Utah Gump for ARroyo straight up? Ends up being just about the same deal for us and the Jazz, so why even include the Wizards?
 
yeah, but if we get rid of Chucky, Sasha would probably become the fulltime backup PG, and even get some minutes at SG (especially now with Kobe's injury). Plus, we got him locked up for the next 3 years, so we have plenty of time to see what he's got. I don't really like the idea of getting Kwame Brown though. He's a FA after this season, so basically we're gonna have a few months to decide whether or not he's worth $8-10 milllion a year in a long term deal. Too much of a crapshoot. He hasn't proven he's worth that kind of investment. Plus, i'll never hear the end of it from DM if Kwame ends up as a Laker.
 

Cloudy

Banned
yeah, but if we get rid of Chucky, Sasha would probably become the fulltime backup PG

Good point. He doesn't look to jack it up all the time and he can actually penetrate and force turnovers on the other end. Bobbit will be activated too so he'll be backup SG. I just don't wanna lose Caron for a small guard. If they take DG's ending K, that'll work but I don't know if the Jazz wanna help the Lakers get better :lol

Plus, i'll never hear the end of it from DM if Kwame ends up as a Laker.

Good point :lol
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
What do you guys think Kobe is gonna do while he's sidelined with his injury?





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WOOO. WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINZ AT?
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
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:lol :lol :lol
Look at the facial expressions of everyone in that picture. The Ref looks like he's unloading, the Utah player looks like he just lost his manhood, Boozer has that "omg, did he just do that" look, and Webber looks lke he's having a great time forcing the action between the ref and Utah dude.


Lakers win without Kobe, I guess my point has been proven. When the other Lakers don't have to play for Kobe, they are quite servicable. They work better as a team, and they have the confidence to do what they've been doing their whole lives without getting chewed out by a loser. Kobe is a cancer, while Shaq was around, it remained in remission, but when the treatments were stopped, it came back in full force. I really feel for the people of Los Angeles. :(
 
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