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January NBA Season Thread - A No Puddin Zone

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Cloudy

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Ninja Scooter said:
we'd have a much better record if we actually had a good coach.

For real, a play-calling coach instead of a players coach >_<

Gundy for Rudy? He'd tell the guys to stop jacking 3s and give it to Lamar in the post while emphasizing defense. Rudy for Gundy straight up, Migz. I'd do it. :D

PS: Lakers could also throw in his lovechild, Tierrible who's getting more meaningful PT than their FREAKIN' FIRST ROUNDER!!!!!!!! o_O
 

Miguel

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Houston trades:
HC Jeff Van Gundy (22-19)
Houston receives:
HC Rudy Tomjanovich (22-16)
PG Tierre Brown (4.2 ppg, 1.2 rpg, 2.0 apg in 13.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -baldness, +drunk, and +bonehead PG.

L.A. Lakers trades:
HC Rudy Tomjanovich (22-16)
PG Tierre Brown (4.2 ppg, 1.2 rpg, 2.0 apg in 13.8 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives:
HC Jeff Van Gundy (22-19)
Change in team outlook: +baldness, -drunk, and -bonehead PG.

TRADE DECLINED

Due to Houston knowing about "Preseason's" regular season play, as well as Rudy T being tainted by the Lakers organization, the Lakers Scum trade rule is invoked.
 

DMczaf

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Miguel said:
Houston trades:
HC Jeff Van Gundy (22-19)
Houston receives:
HC Rudy Tomjanovich (22-16)
PG Tierre Brown (4.2 ppg, 1.2 rpg, 2.0 apg in 13.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -baldness, +drunk, and +bonehead PG.

L.A. Lakers trades:
HC Rudy Tomjanovich (22-16)
PG Tierre Brown (4.2 ppg, 1.2 rpg, 2.0 apg in 13.8 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives:
HC Jeff Van Gundy (22-19)
Change in team outlook: +baldness, -drunk, and -bonehead PG.

TRADE DECLINED

Due to Houston knowing about "Preseason's" regular season play, as well as Rudy T being tainted by the Lakers organization, the Lakers Scum trade rule is invoked.


:lol :lol :lol
 

Cloudy

Banned
Awesome :lol

PS: Mig forgot to include Tierrible's disgusting TO #s for the minutes he plays and his horrible missed layups and turnstile defense!!! >_<
 

Boomer

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Loki said:
And I know you're just trying to stir the pot, but Kobe did not "expose Jordan" for a 45-point half (it was 42, points, btw; Kobe-whores seem to think that he's the only player to score 40+ in one half, when Jordan did so three times: 41, 40, 40)

It was 45.
 

Boomer

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Loki said:
You sure? On another (basketball) board, they said 42. Oh well, whatever the case may be, my point stands.

I guess it was 42..I could have sworn otherwise though. Damn you and your tapes!!
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Boomer said:
I guess it was 42..I could have sworn otherwise though. Damn you and your tapes!!

:lol

Nah, it's just that I had always heard 42, plus on another basketball board I just heard 42 a couple of days ago, so... :)


EDIT: Just checked a comment from someone who has a video of the game and they said 42 in the half.
 

Cloudy

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I don't understand why teams do not double Bron. He is KILLING the Wiz and they just started to try to deny him the ball in the 2nd :lol
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Cloudy said:
I don't understand why teams do not double Bron. He is KILLING the Wiz and they just started to try to deny him the ball in the 2nd :lol

The same reason Kobe never saw a double team until this season: the force in the middle.


BIG Z 4 LIFE! :D
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Cloudy said:
You can't be serious :lol

I'm only partially joking. :D


He saw some double-teams when Shaq was out, but even those were not as frequent as people (read: you) have stated they were. :p Note that I'm talking about hard double teams/trapping, not him beating two defenders off the dribble on the way to the basket.


But anyway, this is irrelevant-- it was just a joke to rag on BIG Z. :D
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
OMFG that alley-oop to Deng was fucking SICK. Fucking ridiculous. Just nasty.

We had a 25-4 run, and held the hawks without a basket for over 5 minutes :lol :lol
 

DMczaf

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Guzim said:
Bulls winning by 32!

s_mjordon.jpg
 

kgHavok23

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Oh God call off the fight. The Hawks are so sad to watch. And the Bulls are faaaantastic. :D God Curry is absolutely sick in throwing in alley-oops.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
HOLY FUCK Ben Gordon just SCHOOLED Childress. Toyed with him, broke his ankles, then got the lay up and the foul. Crazy.

I love watching this team.
 

kgHavok23

Member
OH my GOODNESS! Gordon just absolutely destroyed Childress after a series of fakes and crossovers. WOW. Bulls better be all over sportscenter
 

Bowser

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The Bulls are on to something...somehow they've been able to win even with that freaky Ring girl on their bandwagon. But will it last?
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
kgHavok23 said:
OH my GOODNESS! Gordon just absolutely destroyed Childress after a series of fakes and crossovers. WOW. Bulls better be all over sportscenter

:lol you know what the best part of that was? Hearing the crowd go OOOOOH in unison went he went right the fuck by Childress.
 

SKluck

Banned
Pistons were robbed. Refs failed to call a goaltending on an Arroyo layup with a minute left. Rasheed was fouled on the last 3 point attempt as well.

They played like shit the entire night, but they finished solid. Not awful for no Rip or Tayshaun.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Cloudy said:
Yeah, Pups got lucky. They are still a pretty mediocre team...

Sorta like the Lakers and Rockets :p
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
Cloudy said:
Yeah, Pups got lucky. They are still a pretty mediocre team...
Obviously you haven't watched us play against seattle and portland, and the first 2.5 quarters tonight.

No, we didn't play that well tonight, but that's how the wolves always have been. we either:
A) Build up big leads, squander them in the 2nd half, and then go down to the wire.

B) Trail in the first half, then come back in the 3rd and 4th quarters, and go down to the wire.

The wolves NEVER get smooth wins. :lol

I should know, I go to every home game.

People won't belive me for another 10 games or so, but the WOLVES ARE BACK.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
AirBrian said:
Jeez, how many alley oops did Curry have?! ESPNews didn't show the Gordon move. :-(

damn...SC is on now...hopefully they'll show the Deng and Gordon moves when they show the highlights...
 
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