Enjoy but don't expect Gable and Jordan or Asuka there.
Asuka is in the Florida tour and Gable and Jordan are in India making the new Indian talent look good.
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Enjoy but don't expect Gable and Jordan or Asuka there.
Asuka is in the Florida tour and Gable and Jordan are in India making the new Indian talent look good.
Yep I know those guys aren't here, still we get Balor, Bayley, and a bunch of others. I'm pumped.
British Monsoon
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Johnny Czeslaw is just the best, if you're interested in World of Sport check out some Czeslaw matches stat. Also, Zoltan Boscik, Syd Cooper and Tally-Ho Kaye (the most British heel ever). Here's some GIFs of Czeslaw being awesome;
Bluekaveli
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That's the McMahon effect. Holla holla holla
The Shapesmith
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Just ordered WK 9 and 10 on blu Ray and they should be here any day now so will keep you posted.
British Monsoon
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Ordered lots of stuff from Rudo Reels in the past, never had a problem with them - the blu-ray sets I've got from them are all pretty good.
UberTag
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Summer Rae's still working that gig with Prince Pretty. So all hope is not lost for Eva to find her true calling.
Sibersk Esto
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Bootaay, enlighten me.
Is World of Sport a shoot or a work? A worked shoot? A shoot with a work?
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Is World of Sport a shoot or a work? A worked shoot? A shoot with a work?
Tearzell mearze thearze trearzuth Brotherjackdude
So my five year old son got a WWE themed invitation to his friends birthday party. Said invitation:
I've worked hard over the years to keep my son #safe from the Carny game (i did teach him La Mahistral in case he ever needs to shoot pin someone).
Anyway, I asked him to name the wrestlers on the card. Here's what he came up with.
Funny-Man (Daniel Bryan)
Mr. Tough Man (Cesaro)
Mr. Soup
John Cena (everyone knows Lord Sina)
I thought I'd show him some other wrestlers to see what he'd come up with. We got through a couple.
Mr Crazy Hair (Dean Ambrose)
Skeleton Man (Undertaker)
Donkey Kong (Kevin Owens)
Then it happened. I showed him a picture of Roman Reigns. First words out of his mouth:
"Gosh he looks strong"
That's right friends. They did it. In that moment. To my Kindergartener....
They made Roman look strong.
I've worked hard over the years to keep my son #safe from the Carny game (i did teach him La Mahistral in case he ever needs to shoot pin someone).
Anyway, I asked him to name the wrestlers on the card. Here's what he came up with.
Funny-Man (Daniel Bryan)
Mr. Tough Man (Cesaro)
Mr. Soup
John Cena (everyone knows Lord Sina)
I thought I'd show him some other wrestlers to see what he'd come up with. We got through a couple.
Mr Crazy Hair (Dean Ambrose)
Skeleton Man (Undertaker)
Donkey Kong (Kevin Owens)
Then it happened. I showed him a picture of Roman Reigns. First words out of his mouth:
"Gosh he looks strong"
That's right friends. They did it. In that moment. To my Kindergartener....
They made Roman look strong.
vince please make this owens' new gimmick
UrbanDandy
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If you would want to have one wrestler do a TED talk, who would it be?
I'd like the man in your avatar to give a talk on "How to be such a Mack..and also how to keep Mean Gene from Doubting you when Bret Hart offers you a title shot"
Professor Beef
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UberTag
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It's official... WMBT27's son is already superior to most of WWE's creative team.
He has a promising future in store for him.
Can I nominate the birthday card post as the WrassleGAF post of the month?
Somebody needs to take this Kevin Owens .GIF and animate it into a Donkey Kong .ROM hack.
avengers23
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Mike Quackenbush, just so more stories about how carny he is can come forth in response.
Also, DJ Hyde on robbing banks.
If only I was an aging former World Champion and Santa Claus enthusiast and could guarantee him a spot on that crowded writing team.
The gimmick only works if he throws barrels at a hammer wielding Italian plumber though, so they'll need Santino to dust off the boots.
FlammableD
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Super work
UrbanDandy
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It's official... WMBT27's son is already superior to most of WWE's creative team.
He has a promising future in store for him.
Can I nominate the birthday card post as the WrassleGAF post of the month?
Somebody needs to take this Kevin Owens .GIF and animate it into a Donkey Kong .ROM hack.
I'm all for it, but who will play Mario?
D-Bry for a talk on sustainable living. Or Punk giving a talk on online harassment.
UrbanDandy
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I can imagine it now: Steiner talking about how he's a genetic freak and he does occasional push ups while giving his speech.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
UrbanDandy
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I see. Makes sense.
Bluekaveli
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Did he really say? Tell me, he didn't just say that
reptilescorpio
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Steiner would be amazing. Macho would've been too
Otherwise maybe Scott Hall? Has he written a book yet?
slightconfuse
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Rush vs Karl's jr istico was fun. Clearly leading to a big match
I'd pay a lot of money to watch a man wrestle a burger.
Professor Beef
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shaowebb
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Considering WWE has a history of tanking ANYTHING centered around a female performer its looking like this whole "Sister Abigail" character actually debuting as a real person is probably going to mark the end of this gimmick.
Bray can speak, but not certain if he can play Foley appeal levels of crazy if needed and get over without this gimmick if he has to evolve into something new. Luke Harper is probably gonna run it solo or be stuck riding this thing in a tag gimmick or something once it falls apart, and Strowman...well here's hoping they pull a Kane character and just make a new big spooky masked guy tied to Taker out of him. Not like stealing Undertaker's spots, and no selling wouldn't work. It carried kane and they need someone to pass the gimmick on to for ratings. Just franchise Taker's character some more like he's got a Superman "S" on him to brand onto more dudes and ride the associative interest for all you can.
Odds on though...things are gonna be shit for them from the debut on out. Vince makes every female look weak and factions that rally around a female performer in his federation always turn into pushovers with cheaper and staler wins.
Bray can speak, but not certain if he can play Foley appeal levels of crazy if needed and get over without this gimmick if he has to evolve into something new. Luke Harper is probably gonna run it solo or be stuck riding this thing in a tag gimmick or something once it falls apart, and Strowman...well here's hoping they pull a Kane character and just make a new big spooky masked guy tied to Taker out of him. Not like stealing Undertaker's spots, and no selling wouldn't work. It carried kane and they need someone to pass the gimmick on to for ratings. Just franchise Taker's character some more like he's got a Superman "S" on him to brand onto more dudes and ride the associative interest for all you can.
Odds on though...things are gonna be shit for them from the debut on out. Vince makes every female look weak and factions that rally around a female performer in his federation always turn into pushovers with cheaper and staler wins.
Sweeney Tom
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Whoever said Snuka was never spending even 2 days in jail for this, collect your winnings now unfortunately
welcome back
Bluekaveli
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As much as I don't care for Cena, this gif gets me everytime
welcome back
Professor Beef
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Bluekaveli
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Don't speak on it until it's in full effect.
Ninja Scooter
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Well I don't want to blow my opinion of her out of proportion, but we can all agree on this no?
Eva is miles better than when she first debut with the WWE, She is very entertaining in her current role, and is almost unrecognizable as a talent compared to Total Diva days.
No?
I mean she is busting her ass, and I give her credit for it. Its pretty obvious she is busting her ass.
She is not Brett Hart, and she never will be; but she is trying, she is owning her character, and doing these little mannerisms that are pretty damn good. Its obvious HHH or someone is really helping her.
Frecklestein
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He needs a new pet project now that Rosa is gone
Bluekaveli
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Let me break character again for a minute guys
But if anyone of you and I mean one of you carny fucks are starving and need food let me know and I will support you a few meals.
While I won't ever put any of you fucks over, I will make sure to put food inside of you. No one deserves to go starving.
Look at what I did for Freck.
But if I find out you have goods that aren't necessary and you won't put them away then I'll damn sure make a trip to your house and put you through a flaming table.
But seriously.
But if anyone of you and I mean one of you carny fucks are starving and need food let me know and I will support you a few meals.
While I won't ever put any of you fucks over, I will make sure to put food inside of you. No one deserves to go starving.
Look at what I did for Freck.
But if I find out you have goods that aren't necessary and you won't put them away then I'll damn sure make a trip to your house and put you through a flaming table.
But seriously.
Ninja Scooter
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Blue's over here going into business for himself.
Frecklestein
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I was just a poor boy, nobody loved me. Then Kaveli sponsored me for only 30 cents a day.
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