SomewhatGroovy
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Toosweet me, Mahonay.
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January Wrasslin' |OT2| Big Month Meltz
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Toosweet me, Mahonay.
It's fake.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
You know what's really killed matches for me?
The one-two-three punch of over-relying on finishers to end a match, the use of really big moves/spots as transitions, and then devaluing finishers.
Someone in the Rumble thread hit the nail on the head when they said that Cena matches (and for me, most big WWE matches), now have a weird rhythm where instead of building to a climax, they exhaust everything so that by the ending you just go 'oh, that's it?'
Look at the crowd during some of the bigger matches. No one bought for a second that either man was getting pinned after big spots like the table frogsplash.
The one-two-three punch of over-relying on finishers to end a match, the use of really big moves/spots as transitions, and then devaluing finishers.
Someone in the Rumble thread hit the nail on the head when they said that Cena matches (and for me, most big WWE matches), now have a weird rhythm where instead of building to a climax, they exhaust everything so that by the ending you just go 'oh, that's it?'
Look at the crowd during some of the bigger matches. No one bought for a second that either man was getting pinned after big spots like the table frogsplash.
For that one night it felt like a shoot with pro wrestling moves thrown in.
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
Lol you do know what work means? Nice try.
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
Bonus points if you get the reference
not a clue but i freaking love it.
You're fake
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SomewhatGroovy
Banned
Royal Rumble Hot Takes:
1. Of any of the final four: Bray or Jericho should've won.
2. Reigns being in the actual rumble match is fucking idiotic. If Reigns had won against Owens, would Owens have been in there?
3. AJ should've won against Cena. Let AJ be the guy that Cena can't beat. Show that AJ is actually a damn wrestling force to be reckoned with. It'd make the Cena victory payoff even better down the line.
4. Having no real surprise entrants in the rumble makes it a fucking snooze fest. The Royal Rumble crowd will lean more towards the older/millenial crowd and we fucking LOVE nostalgia. That or have some random NXT call-ups. Why wasn't there a battle royale or something at NXT Takeover for a spot in the actual rumble?
1. Of any of the final four: Bray or Jericho should've won.
2. Reigns being in the actual rumble match is fucking idiotic. If Reigns had won against Owens, would Owens have been in there?
3. AJ should've won against Cena. Let AJ be the guy that Cena can't beat. Show that AJ is actually a damn wrestling force to be reckoned with. It'd make the Cena victory payoff even better down the line.
4. Having no real surprise entrants in the rumble makes it a fucking snooze fest. The Royal Rumble crowd will lean more towards the older/millenial crowd and we fucking LOVE nostalgia. That or have some random NXT call-ups. Why wasn't there a battle royale or something at NXT Takeover for a spot in the actual rumble?
Bronx-Man, as the great poet Ahmed Johnson once said:
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
Serpentine
Banned
have you guys considered...
It'll be on my PS4 just like the avatar rumble was
Where's my offer?
This is the shirt you wear just before you end your life.have you guys considered...
The Strokes
Banned
My hands are not that big friend
Sorry to hear about your dick.Well shit, excuse for caring about couch coop and not wanting to pay at least 70 dollars for overpriced pieces of hardware. Also the game I ended up playing was Bomberman so we shared the joycons, the line for Zelda was stupidly long.
ONE CONTRACT
HEEL/FACE ALIGNMENT OF YOUR CHOICE
FINISHER OF YOUR CHOICE
ABILITY TO TAG WITH OR AGAINST ZACH
*Contract is written in crayon*
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
This. I ain't per-show material
Oh yeah, I forget you guys have just come closer to UK prices whereas ours have remained static for accessories. Pro controller here is pretty comparable to other console controllers.
Go apply to work for the WWE, kid.
Every fed needs jobbers looking for a buck
I already volunteered my services as a comedy jobber if needed
Sweeney Tom
Banned
have you guys considered...
I'd be okay with everyone who spent money on this being shamed publicly
Double or half the shame if they got it from a Don West mystery bag?
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
You're a kind person, Strokes. You can stop by Austin TX anytime to play some Bomberman on MARCH 3RD WHEN THE NINTENDO SWITCH RELEASES NATIONWIDE WHOOOOOOO
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
and skinny jeans, Seph.
So they did a cruiserweight tournament
apparently they're doing a womens tournament and a tag tournament
forget all that, I want to see a HOSS TOURNAMENT
how to qualify:
did you need a dude to drive you down the ramp at the rumble because you're a fucking hoss? if yes, YOU QUALIFY
apparently they're doing a womens tournament and a tag tournament
forget all that, I want to see a HOSS TOURNAMENT
how to qualify:
did you need a dude to drive you down the ramp at the rumble because you're a fucking hoss? if yes, YOU QUALIFY
Whos your favorite wrasslor
But that was my boy Marcus Cor Von.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Nope and of course
FlammableD
Banned
Got an interview for a new spot tomorrow. Hate these things.