Jonathan Kent (DC’s new Superman of Earth) Has a Boyfriend

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The internet's reaction to this will be…interesting.
 
Why don't they just say everyone's gay?

Why drag it out one by one? Just have everyone come out of the big gay hero closet.
 
So does the first tweet in the OP imply OG Supes is bi as well

To be clear I have no problem with nonhetero characters and generally speaking I think increased representation is a good thing. I've said as much when it comes to including nonwhite main characters in vidya games. That said I do get suspicious sometimes that corporations are hopping on bandwagons for profit….but maybe that matters less than the greater good of better representation. I dunno.
 
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Well, there's always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane's vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker's asshole will end up like.

I'm thinking it'll look like this.

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Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
 
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Well, there's always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane's vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker's asshole will end up like.

I'm thinking it'll look like this.

IdOemqG.jpg


Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
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Well, there's always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane's vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker's asshole will end up like.

I'm thinking it'll look like this.

IdOemqG.jpg


Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
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3.5% of Americans identify as LGB and 0.3% identify as Transgender. Source

On Kypton its a coin flip apparently.

I'm all for representation, but at some point it just starts to look like a marketing tactic.
 
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Well, there's always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane's vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker's asshole will end up like.

I'm thinking it'll look like this.

IdOemqG.jpg


Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
 
No big deal, not that the negative reaction is surprising. The complaints aren't even around the orientation fitting into the specific character arc in that specific story, just the presence of it, it's mere existence is something to be upset about for some reason.
 
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Thinking more, I dont know. Yeah its a bit hackneyed but I guess I shouldnt care. I dont know. Whatever.
 
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Bisexual?

Get with the times. Pansexual is the only acceptable gender role nowadays. Bixsexual means you only have sex with male and female genders. I dont want my Superman discriminating against non-binary people.
 
I am happy for him and wish him the best.


Bout time people start realizing the clear homoerotic vernier of Superman and stop with the shipping and gay Batman jokes
 
I knew it, as soon as I saw the pink hair dude getting introduced it was only a matter of time for DC to announce Jon was either gay or bi.
 
Bisexual?

Get with the times. Pansexual is the only acceptable gender role nowadays. Bixsexual means you only have sex with male and female genders. I dont want my Superman discriminating against non-binary people.

I rubbed myself against a wok the other day. Does that count as pansexual?
 
Can you imagine the conversation Clark had Jor-El about this?
For some reason I don't think "As long as he is happy, that all that matters" would pop up in that conversation 😂
I seriously don't think those people think things through when they do this stuff🤣
 
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