Jonathan Kent (DC’s new Superman of Earth) Has a Boyfriend
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Richard Packer
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ClanOfNone
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Someone tell Jon to stay away from danger hair.
DeepEnigma
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Yes
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Mobilemofo
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I'm surprised he doesn't identify as a lamp or some shit.
TheMan
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So does the first tweet in the OP imply OG Supes is bi as well
To be clear I have no problem with nonhetero characters and generally speaking I think increased representation is a good thing. I’ve said as much when it comes to including nonwhite main characters in vidya games. That said I do get suspicious sometimes that corporations are hopping on bandwagons for profit….but maybe that matters less than the greater good of better representation. I dunno.
To be clear I have no problem with nonhetero characters and generally speaking I think increased representation is a good thing. I’ve said as much when it comes to including nonwhite main characters in vidya games. That said I do get suspicious sometimes that corporations are hopping on bandwagons for profit….but maybe that matters less than the greater good of better representation. I dunno.
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DeepEnigma
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FunkMiller
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I identify as someone who really doesn’t give a shit about storylines developed just to overtly make a political point.
FunkMiller
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Well, there’s always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane’s vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker’s asshole will end up like.
I’m thinking it’ll look like this.
Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
I’m thinking it’ll look like this.
Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
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DeepEnigma
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Well, there’s always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane’s vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker’s asshole will end up like.
I’m thinking it’ll look like this.
Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
Pejo
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Well, there’s always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane’s vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker’s asshole will end up like.
I’m thinking it’ll look like this.
Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
Cyberpunkd
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TBH if you are running around wearing spandex…
Patrick S.
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It's not enough that he's gay! He needs to be black and transgender, too!
Little Mac
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dr_octagon
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mansoor1980
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bruce wayne knew it
BlackM1st
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Well, there’s always been conjecture about what would happen to Lois Lane’s vagina if Superman super fucked her, so I guess we now have to think about what this purple haired mother fucker’s asshole will end up like.
I’m thinking it’ll look like this.
Please feel free to add your own sensitively curated images.
Little Mac
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InfiniteCombo
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Not sure if you're joking, but I actually agree with you (and I'm not joking).
This gif is meta on so many levels.
DeepBreath87
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There are some things that are more important than the survival of an entire species… like virtue signaling, for instance.
SlimySnake
Flashless at the Golden Globes
Bisexual?
Get with the times. Pansexual is the only acceptable gender role nowadays. Bixsexual means you only have sex with male and female genders. I dont want my Superman discriminating against non-binary people.
Get with the times. Pansexual is the only acceptable gender role nowadays. Bixsexual means you only have sex with male and female genders. I dont want my Superman discriminating against non-binary people.
There's a whole planet of kryptonians. at least there was for like a 3 year+ span.
*Nightwing
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I am happy for him and wish him the best.
Bout time people start realizing the clear homoerotic vernier of Superman and stop with the shipping and gay Batman jokes
Bout time people start realizing the clear homoerotic vernier of Superman and stop with the shipping and gay Batman jokes
Slicker than your average
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Werewolf Jones
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Is he a top or bottom?
FunkMiller
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I rubbed myself against a wok the other day. Does that count as pansexual?
ClanOfNone
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He's a top. A normal human male would grind their dong into a bloody nub trying to penetrate a Kryptonian asshole.
TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
Can you imagine the conversation Clark had Jor-El about this?
For some reason I don't think "As long as he is happy, that all that matters" would pop up in that conversation
I seriously don't think those people think things through when they do this stuff
For some reason I don't think "As long as he is happy, that all that matters" would pop up in that conversation
I seriously don't think those people think things through when they do this stuff
DKehoe
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Didn’t it turn out that Brando and Richard Pryor hooked up?
Yea but they were coked out of their minds. I think it was Pryor’s widow who said they’d fuck a radiator with the amount of drugs they were on.