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[Jimmy King]

I'll never understand how Punk got the Chick Magnet status with his long hair. He looks great with short hair though. And don't get me started on his nipples.

 

[Snaku]

Update on Daniel Bryan's health:

Jesus, just turn him into Robocop so he can team with Stinger.

 

[Sephzilla]

Short hair Punk > long hair Punk

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Rusev, we comin' for you!!!

Perfect post. A+ player.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I'll never understand how Punk got the Chick Magnet status with his long hair. He looks great with short hair though. And don't get me started on his nipples.

Dude's a silver tongue. Made him stand out from all the muscle men around the locker room perhaps. Don't believe me, look at his resume.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I'll never understand how Punk got the Chick Magnet status with his long hair. He looks great with short hair though. And don't get me started on his nipples.

All you have to do is say it and it works. The legend takes care of the rest.

 

[DMczaf]

In a couple more weeks, doctors will find out Daniel Bryan has been wrestling while dead for the last 18 months.

 

[Jimmy King]

Dude's a silver tongue. Made him stand out from all the muscle men around the locker room perhaps. Don't believe me, look at his resume.

But he's like a teenager trapped in a 30-year-old's body. That makes for a great antagonist character on TV though.

 

[El Pescado]

Update on Daniel Bryan's health:

The update on Bryan is that he may now also require shoulder surgery, as a full exam has revealed a lot of different shoulder and neck issues.

Oh come on!

 

[Perspicacity]

You say you're a chick magnet or the best in the world into a microphone and it's true dude. That's just like a law or something

 

[lovely ladies]

Update on Daniel Bryan's health:

Damn, this is crazy, his body must have been held together by duct tape and laffy taffy. That's too bad.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Welp. At least DB went out with a championship.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Credits rolled for the DB story after Mania. Selective memory 4 life.

 

[Vylash]

It was a good run, Bryan

 

[Jimmy King]

What pre-show do you think they'll let him announce his retirement on?

Serious bummer though.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

What pre-show do you think they'll let him announce his retirement on?

Summerslam would be perfect.

Daniel Bryan is a good hand. He's the greatest pre-show wrestler of all-time.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

D-Bry Class of 2015 HoFer?

Yay or nay?

 

[UrbanDandy]

HHH and Kane really did a number on Daniel.

 

[Perspicacity]

Guess it's a good thing Cena's arms are strong enough to hold the belts without falling off.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

IT'S NUMBER 30 DANIEL BRYAN IS BACK BABY YES MOVEMENT IN FULL FOR-OH GOD

 

[somedevil]

Sucks for Bryan but all the wear and tear caught up with him. Plus when he was in the WWE he was the top guy doing tons of matches. Here is some more news:

Fans in Japan have noted that WWE and Antonio Inoki are able to get far more mainstream publicity than New Japan gets and far more press coverage for their announcements.

Masahiro Chono has apparently completed a deal with WWE to where he’ll be able to sell NWO T-shirts in Japan. When WWE bought WCW, they bought the rights to the NWO. During the NWO era in the late 90s, with Chono and Keiji Muto as the leaders of NWO Japan, they sold 400,000 T-shirts. Chono has been negotiating with WWE, thinking that it’s the right time to bring the shirts back as a nostalgia thing. The shirts would be the NWO designs from that era, but also include a WWE logo.

Will the bullet club be buying some of those?

 

[Lambda Pie]

random wrestling-related trivia of the day:

do you know what the highest ratings ever for a shoot fight are?

none other than the match between former Triple Crown Heavyweight champion Akebono and former IWGP Heavyweight champion Bob Sapp, which drew 54 million viewers in 2003.

 

[BronsonLee]

IT'S NUMBER 30 DANIEL BRYAN IS BACK BABY YES MOVEMENT IN FULL FOR-OH GOD

YES LET'S DO THI-OH MY GOD BRYAN NO

Will the bullet club be buying some of those?

Holy shit Chono, you're one smart man. 400,000 shirts?!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Hasn't Bryan had a history of wrestling while injured? That catches up to you.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

D-Bry Class of 2015 HoFer?

Yay or nay?

Nay. He's Lita tier in some future one.

 

[lovely ladies]

IT'S NUMBER 30 DANIEL BRYAN IS BACK BABY YES MOVEMENT IN FULL FOR-OH GOD

Tweet that to Bryan.

 

[Vylash]

IT'S NUMBER 30 DANIEL BRYAN IS BACK BABY YES MOVEMENT IN FULL FOR-OH GOD

IT'S BRYAN! HE'S BACK! HE'S B- WAIT IT'S THE DEMON KANE! GOOD GOD HE JUST THREW BRYAN OFF OF THE STAGE!

 

[Jimmy King]

He went out like a champ...

He... he went out. For sure.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Bryan's feeble vegan body fed on grass and seeds can't hold up. Tripel H knew and gave him a consolation title reign.

 

[E-DuB]

D-Bry Class of 2015 HoFer?

Yay or nay?

2016. Can't have the Yes chant overshadowing the nWo

 

[Jimmy King]

2016. Can't have the Yes chant overshadowing the nWo

2015 is the only time he'd be able to headline a class, and since the Hall of Fame is just a marketing tool, that'd be the time to do it. He hasn't had remarkable enough of a WWE career to do it any other time.

 

[Data West]

I seem to recall people telling me he'd be back in a month and regaining the title, and me saying that neck injuries' are never 'little injuries.'

 

[Dark Ninja]

So were never going to get Punk vs Bryan at Wrestlemania

Spoiler

Pre-Show

 

[Jimmy King]

I seem to recall people telling me he'd be back in a month and regaining the title, and me saying that neck injuries' are never 'little injuries.'

This doesn't sound right. There's no such thing as an optimistic wrestling fan.

So were never going to get Punk vs Bryan at Wrestlemania

Spoiler

Pre-Show

You can get that if you

 

[Sibersk Esto]

A toast to Daniel Bryan: for a couple of minutes there, we actually thought you had a chance kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&feature=kp

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I seem to recall people telling me he'd be back in a month and regaining the title, and me saying that neck injuries' are never 'little injuries.'

i don't remember this at all, even then, thinking a month off is just blatantly ignorant.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

It's good to know that HHH's promo where he said he was just trying to protect Bryan for our sakes was actually a shoot, I guess

 

[Lambda Pie]

to celebrate Bryan's retirement, i'll pre-order WWE 2K15.

 

[Data West]

John Cena showing who the true survivor is. First Punk, now Bryan. Roman's next.

 

[somedevil]

Well if Bryan needs those surgeries he could come back as a manager during his recovery for KENTA to give him the rub.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Well if Bryan needs those surgeries he could come back as a manager during his recovery for KENTA to give him the rub.

i think it's best to just leave Bryan alone right now.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Well if Bryan needs those surgeries he could come back as a manager during his recovery for KENTA to give him the rub.

Unless he comes back batshit crazy, no mic time.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Well if Bryan needs those surgeries he could come back as a manager during his recovery for KENTA to give him the rub.

Why would Bryan want to manage a jobber for Superstars and Main Event

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Well if Bryan needs those surgeries he could come back as a manager during his recovery for KENTA to give him the rub.

KENTA is probably better on the mic in English than Bryan.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

John Cena showing who the true survivor is. First Punk, now Bryan. Roman's next.

Don't forget Edge.

It's easy to forget Edge.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Why would Bryan want to manage a jobber for Superstars and Main Event

dude, you're nuts if you think "Bob Takada, Godzilla refugee" gimmick won't get over. he'll be main eventing RAW within 2 weeks.

 

[Jimmy King]

I hope Bryan and Punk start a podcast together in their retirement.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Why would Bryan want to manage a jobber for Superstars and Main Event

KENTA will win the Rumble

and lose in 17 seconds, but still

 

[Heel]

KENTA will win the Rumble

More likely that they're bringing back Kai En Tai.

 

[Jimmy King]

More likely that they're bringing back Kai En Tai.

Please happen.