Well, Bo-ner has already been used so he'd have to have a fresh take on Bo puns. Definitely needs to make fun of his flabby belly and man tits.
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July Wrasslin |OT| The Rings a Field, the Field of War, Thats Where We Lay the Law
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Well, Bo-ner has already been used so he'd have to have a fresh take on Bo puns. Definitely needs to make fun of his flabby belly and man tits.
blackaroni
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Is this from Twice in a Lifetime? I thought the press event was outside in the bright ass sun.
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Today's 2 Sweet news
El Pescado
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Maybe he should lay off the Dunkin Bo-nuts.
WrassleGAF defined.
No need for lengthy explanation. Obviously we were all legit shook.
Yeah, I'd maybe give the edge on gay jokes to Rock.
He's not even remotely close to Rock's level of mainstream. Hell he's not even in Austin's or Hogan's league in terms of mainstream appeal. The only way Cena tends to get into movies at all is if Vince is paying his way in.
EDIT: TOP FIVE MAINSTREAM APPEAL WRASSLERS
1- Rock
2- Hogan
3- Austin
4- Macho Man
5- Cena
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Yeah The Rock did the wrist notes thing so Cena could score some points on him.... that's the fucking point dude.
He also let Cena do wrestling moves to him.
He also let Cena do wrestling moves to him.
¡HarlequinPanic!
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FAV FIVE CRAPPY ROCK INSULTS:
1-5: "Kung Pao Bitch"
1-5: "Kung Pao Bitch"
But Fruity Pebbles man
Andre is higher than Cena for sure. Piper should probably be put ahead of Cena as well.
What I meant was I saw a ton of GAFfers take the bait and think Cena shot on Rock and legit shook him.
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Jesse Ventura bros.
blackaroni
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I think you guys are forgetting about the Miz's mainstream power.
I'm dying here.WrassleGAF defined.
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People also think CM Punk does "Shoot Promos" despite that being a nonsense term for babies.
Shit, Punk's promos are more shoots than anything Cena's ever done
Jericho higher or lower than Cena do you think? I honestly have no idea how popular Fozzy is since they're a bit shit, but didn't he do a lot of VH1 and some other US TV shit as well? Think that counts for more than any WWE Studios film (sorry Miz).
blackaroni
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Cena got a cereal deal out of The Rock making fun of his bright ass shirts. Cena still won.
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He is the American Psycho.
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I don't even think Cena knows what the term shoot is.
BronsonLee
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Oh my god that OT thread
no plz no
no plz no
Confirmed: Wardrobe is nothing but Cena t-shirts
Future Foundation
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As if you'd have to try hard to match "Barney's anus" and "Fruity Pebbles". The funniest thing he had that first night was "U can't shee mee! Can u shee me?
" Dude wasn't trying at all.Rock was pulling the same shit he'd done since he stopped doing Hollywood Rock - long ass promos and insults that made no sense (Kung-Pow Bitch = Popcorn Fart)
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Fruity Pebbles are the poor mans Fruit Loops.
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FUNAKI WAS A REF LAST NIGHT
They are so happy to be wrasslin' fans. T_T
Hmmm. But is it? Isn't licensed cereal more expensive?
lovely ladies
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FUNAKI WAS A REF LAST NIGHT
that's cool
avengers23
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Was Funaki the number 1 heel referee?
My memory might be wrong, but was King of Kings the voice behind "indeeeeeeed."
bruce Prichard did the dub voice work.
I see my mistake.
Cena gave us the ultimate shoot when he told everyone Del Rio isn't really rich and that he was just renting all those cars.
Haven't recovered ever since. Cena not only expose his gimmick but his soul.