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[Macho Madness]

Living in the hall of fame

AND THE WORLD'S GONNA KNOW YOUR NAMEEEEEEEE

Cruel.

They changed the theme anyway starting this year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkB-sbSduUs (Another CFO masterpiece)

New Paige:

 

[Carnby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

I'm dying here! LOL!

 

[Jimmy King]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jLEQmVXcPw

So this is CFO$? The new themes make so much more sense now.

 

[Aiii]

We need more originality in our new Paige pics, this one gets posted every two pages.

 

[Serpentine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

Ahahaha damn

 

[Macho Madness]

We need more originality in our new Paige pics, this one gets posted every two pages.

But it's the best

 

[Data West]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

Better than Rollins theme

 

[lovely ladies]

His WM Monster hype video was really well done, one of the best WWE's production crew has ever made. I hope it reaches those standards.

 

[Macho Madness]

Here's his return theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYHLsXb0NE

He's coming back as an

Spoiler

Old Western Prospector. At Summerslam, he will fight Kane in a Brie Bella is tied to the railroad match where Bryan must untie her before a train runs her over

 

[Carnby]

Is it sexist to think that woman matches in UFC is weird and gross?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Goddammit, what am I gonna do about the G1...

 

[Serpentine]

Is it sexist to think that woman matches in UFC is weird and gross?

well, why do you think that?

 

[Jimmy King]

Harper and Rowan need a new theme and after the Cena feud this would fit great

 

[Macho Madness]

Apparently Bray may be getting a new theme. Bryan's the one that needs a new theme!

 

[lovely ladies]

Living in the hall of fame

AND THE WORLD'S GONNA KNOW YOUR NAMEEEEEEEE

My hope is that they use The Man. Think it's mandated that every sport (or sports entertainment) use that song in a montage video in 2014.

 

[Macho Madness]

Also, Tough Enough for the Network was supposed to begin shooting this past week but has been put off "indefinitely" and is probably canceled.

 

[Gorillaz]

My hope is that they use The Man. Think it's mandated that every sport (or sports entertainment) use that song in a montage video in 2014.

Bryan Can use The Man

Roman or Cena will use Into the Jungle for when they fight Brock.....Actually Brock should use into the jungle for his first vid package back

 

[QueenOfThorns]

Is it sexist to think that woman matches in UFC is weird and gross?

I don't know. Probably? Why do you think they're weird and gross but not dude matches?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I hope Bryan comes back #evenbetter.

I really really do.

Total Divas is gonna be awesome though. Possible Michael Hayes sightings AND Bryan's rehab? Sign me up.

He'll probably job to Lesnar in his return on Night of Champions and that'll be the end of it barring some awful revolt again.

 

[Paracelsus]

I don't know. Probably? Why do you think they're weird and gross but not dude matches?

Because women punching themselves in the mouth has not the same effect as watching men doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ps_ztkBiY

Look at all the thumbs down because their princess was powerbombed like Spike Dudley.

 

[melonrabbit]

Also, Tough Enough for the Network was supposed to begin shooting this past week but has been put off "indefinitely" and is probably canceled.

Really? I was looking forward to that. Can't find any old episodes of Tough Enough either.

 

[Jimmy King]

There is some killer potential for Bryan when he returns: Lesnar, Cena, Rollins, Cesaro, and Ambrose if he turns heel at some point.

More than likely it'll be: Orton, Sheamus, and Kane.

 

[Carnby]

I don't know. Probably? Why do you think they're weird and gross but not dude matches?

I don't like men ufc matches either. I'm not into real violence. I like the idea of women matches even less.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Luck, coincidence, screw all that crap.

There's only 3 words you should believe in, and I think you know which ones.

All

Red

Everything

Thuggin' and Stuff

cena
wins
lol

Yes
Yes
Yes

Intelligence
Intensity
Integrity

The
Demon
Kane

Whole

F'N

Show

No new friends.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I don't know. Probably? Why do you think they're weird and gross but not dude matches?

I felt REAL bad for Alexis Davis last night after her fight with Rousey. Poor girl was just too much for her. That women's bantamweight is dire.

 

[Jimmy King]

I don't like men ufc matches either. I'm not into real violence. I like the idea of women matches even less.

Women give birth, my dude. Respect.

 

[Data West]

I don't like men ufc matches either. I'm not into real violence. I like the idea of women matches even less.

Do you perhaps feel the need to protect them?

 

[QueenOfThorns]

I don't like men ufc matches either. I'm not into real violence. I like the idea of women matches even less.

Well if you're not into UFC at all (I'm not either) then that's fine, but it is weird to me to be even less into it for women specifically.

Because women punching themselves in the mouth has not the same effect as watching men doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ps_ztkBiY

Look at all the thumbs down because their princess was powerbombed like Spike Dudley.

The biggest problem with the Attitude Era and crossgender stuff is that women rarely ever got to hit back. That's all that bothers me about that. And if they did it was mostly low blows, or the rare actual crossgender match like Chyna Vs Jericho.

Like, crossgender stuff I'm enthusiastic for as long as it's an actual match and women aren't portrayed as lucky at even getting one hit in. Have it equal. Obviously AJ Lee powerbombing the big show through a table is probably not going to happen, but Kharma beating the hell out of and powerbombing, I don't know, The Usos? Sure. That works. (And obviously if they can have Rey Mysterio go toe to toe with big guys, it wouldn't be more ridiculous for anyone else.)

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I don't like men ufc matches either. I'm not into real violence. I like the idea of women matches even less.

I think you're feeling protective when you should be respecting the choices they're allowed to make with their careers. From that angle, it's really sexist.

 

[Cagey]

Well if you're not into UFC at all (I'm not either) then that's fine, but it is weird to me to be even less into it for women specifically.



The biggest problem with the Attitude Era and crossgender stuff is that women rarely ever got to hit back. That's all that bothers me about that. And if they did it was mostly low blows, or the rare actual crossgender match like Chyna Vs Jericho.

Like, crossgender stuff I'm enthusiastic for as long as it's an actual match and women aren't portrayed as lucky at even getting one hit in. Have it equal. Obviously AJ Lee powerbombing the big show through a table is probably not going to happen, but Kharma beating the hell out of and powerbombing, I don't know, The Usos? Sure. That works. (And obviously if they can have Rey Mysterio go toe to toe with big guys, it wouldn't be more ridiculous for anyone else.)

It's hard to take a punch from a random diva to a random wrestler and it doing any damage seriously. A diva nailing a guy in the junk, yes.

AJ powerbombing Big Show is absurd, but so is an AJ punch to Seth Rollins doing anything but make him laugh.

 

[Aiii]

Well if you're not into UFC at all (I'm not either) then that's fine, but it is weird to me to be even less into it for women specifically.



The biggest problem with the Attitude Era and crossgender stuff is that women rarely ever got to hit back. That's all that bothers me about that. And if they did it was mostly low blows, or the rare actual crossgender match like Chyna Vs Jericho.

Like, crossgender stuff I'm enthusiastic for as long as it's an actual match and women aren't portrayed as lucky at even getting one hit in. Have it equal. Obviously AJ Lee powerbombing the big show through a table is probably not going to happen, but Kharma beating the hell out of and powerbombing, I don't know, The Usos? Sure. That works. (And obviously if they can have Rey Mysterio go toe to toe with big guys, it wouldn't be more ridiculous for anyone else.)

Seriously, it is fake anyways so who cares? AJ can put the Black Widow on a guy The size of Kofi or Miz and have it be a somewhat believable tap-out. Why not?

Sure the women can't overpower the guys, but there is plenty of high flying or submission stuff that could work.

 

[Jimmy King]

It's hard to take a punch from a random diva to a random wrestler and it doing any damage seriously. A diva nailing a guy in the junk, yes.

AJ powerbombing Big Show is absurd, but so is an AJ punch to Seth Rollins doing anything but make him laugh.

So all women are as fragile as AJ in your mind? Typical mindset you'd expect from a Roman "baby girl" Reigns fan.

 

[bean breath]

Bryan is pretty clearly either their #1 or #2 face now. They aren't depushing shit, especially since he'll probably be the top Smackdown guy. They only took the title off of him by force (and only because he potentially needed a longer recovery time) so expect that run to happen again.

BronsonLee, is "depush" doublespeak for "bury"?

 

[Carnby]

If two black belt woman had a karate match, that wouldn't bother me at all. I'd say there's no difference between that and a men's karate bout. In fact, I respect martial artists a lot.

So maybe my gripe is really more with the UFC sport.

 

[Plywood]

Bryan is pretty clearly either their #1 or #2 face now. They aren't depushing shit, especially since he'll probably be the top Smackdown guy. They only took the title off of him by force (and only because he potentially needed a longer recovery time) so expect that run to happen again.

Is being top Smackdown guy really a thing worthy of note tho.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

If two black belt woman had a karate match, that wouldn't bother me at all. I'd say there's no difference between that and a men's karate bout. In fact, I respect martial artists a lot.

So maybe my gripe is really more with the UFC sport.

What's the difference between UFC and martial arts? What's the difference between men and women here?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Is being top Smackdown guy really a thing worthy of note tho.

i'd fuckin watch that shit.

two hours, more focus on the wrassles, two hours, bryan in his a-game, two hours.

 

[Carnby]

What's the difference between UFC and martial arts? What's the difference between men and women here?

Please, let's not even compare martial arts to UFC. That's like comparing Jackie Chan to Joe Rogan.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Please, let's not even compare martial arts to UFC. That's like comparing Jackie Chan to Joe Rogan.

I don't understand at all. UFC isn't commentators. You also didn't clarify why it's different for men and women.

 

[QueenOfThorns]

It's hard to take a punch from a random diva to a random wrestler and it doing any damage seriously. A diva nailing a guy in the junk, yes.

AJ powerbombing Big Show is absurd, but so is an AJ punch to Seth Rollins doing anything but make him laugh.

Gosh. What about KHARMA? She'd knock him the fuck out. I used AJ mostly an an example of a Rey Mysterio type who could use high flying moves to get most of her offense in rather than straight up strikes..but there are women who could use that style and have it be effective.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Scott Steiner interview, guys.

he's right, a steiner/rock feud would've been AMAZING.

 

[Ithil]

It's hard to take a punch from a random diva to a random wrestler and it doing any damage seriously. A diva nailing a guy in the junk, yes.

AJ powerbombing Big Show is absurd, but so is an AJ punch to Seth Rollins doing anything but make him laugh.

AJ is 5'2 and tiny. Not the best example.

 

[Carnby]

I don't understand at all. UFC isn't commentators.

Martial arts isn't about beating an opponent unconscious. There's honor, discipline, and tradition. UFC has as much honor and discipline as roman gladiators or beer commercials.

Edit: I realized my gripe isn't with gender, it's with UFC. I realized this when I thought about karate. Specificly a woman who I personaly know, who is a double black belt. I have much respect for her.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Martial arts isn't about beating an opponent unconscious. There's honor, discipline, and tradition. UFC has as much honor and discipline as roman gladiators or beer commercials.

Zzzz.

 

[melonrabbit]

AJ is 5'2 and tiny. Not the best example.

Which is why QueenofThorns specifically mentions Khrama as a primary example.

EDIT: I'd watch the hell out of Khrama v Hollywood Miz fight.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Martial arts isn't about beating an opponent unconscious. There's honor, discipline, and tradition. UFC has as much honor and discipline as roman gladiators or beer commercials.

modern PR talk. martial arts were designed to neutralize an opponent using your bare hands. there's nothing else to it.

 

[Carnby]

Zzzz.

Immense words,

From an immense man.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Immense words,

From an immense man.

I'm not into your 'cism or 'xism.

 

[Carnby]

I'm not into your 'cism or 'xism.

At this point I have to ask if your joking.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

can we talk about how underrated Orton truly is?