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[Sibersk Esto]

IMO Legend Killer Orton was the best of his career. Even better than first go around Evolution

Legend killer Orton always felt too gimmicky with everything except the taker feud. For me, Age of Orton Randy is his best work.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

I'm not sure if Piper was a racist, but he came in 2nd place behind Hillbilly Jim for not being shitty to Tony Atlas at Legends House, so there's that.

 

[DMczaf]

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God damn.

Who else has passed The Cena Test in the last 12 years?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

God damn.

Who else has passed The Cena Test in the last 12 years?

Edge, Punk (barely)

 

[Gorillaz]

Edge has charisma tho, he was interesting enough on the mic and hilarious enough that he could walk that Cena shit off. For the most part he took a few promo hits and threw them back

 

[Vylash]

Edge has charisma tho, he was interesting enough on the mic and hilarious enough that he could walk that Cena shit off. For the most part he took a few promo hits and threw them back

Sandow has charisma too and that didn't help him

 

[real_slime]

but edge was around and over years before cena even existed

 

[Dark Ninja]

IMO Legend Killer Orton was the best of his career. Even better than first go around Evolution

Cocky my shit doesn't stink, on drugs Orton is best Orton.

Now we have family man I can't do that Orton who only cares about going home to his family.

Which is probably best for the guy

 

[Jimmy King]

Now we have family man I can't do that Orton who only cares about going home to his family.

Which is probably best for the guy

He's divorced now, so he can spend time on the Exotic Express no problem.

 

[Gorillaz]

Sandow has charisma too and that didn't help him

He didn't have enough time to really step into his own tho. Now he is stuck jobbing to the theme of whatever city he is in, which is funny in it's own right, but probably not what he expected. Edge had a few years over Cena he knew how to hold his own at that point

 

[Sibersk Esto]

He's divorced now, so he can spend time on the Exotic Express no problem.

His wife never got over the double whammy of seeing her husband thrown through a window and beaten with a wrench in front of her

 

[Data West]

I'll never defend Piper, Dragonzord

You're a friend of mine.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

My only experience with Roddy Piper was seeing him fuck up Sean o'haire and having an annoying storyline in svr 2008, so yeah fuck him

 

[Macho Madness]

Good news, Adam Rose!

According to reports in Toronto from fans in attendance, Santino Marella has announced his retirement from in-ring competition. Santino told the crowd that he suffered his third neck injury.

 

[Penguin]

Poor Santino, but he had a good run for what he was doing.

 

[Man God]

Good news, Adam Rose!

I think Clem has Santino's old position on lockdown.

 

[Vylash]

Good news, Adam Rose!

Awesome that he's gone, sucks that he had to go out that way

 

[Jimmy King]

If nothing else, Santino can always say that Jon Stewart wore his shirt.

I will not downsize this out of respect for Santino.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Does this mean Emma is finally free to start doing Divas matches?

It's nice to dream.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Good news, Adam Rose!

He pulled off the comedy shtick well. I wish him the best

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Shame, I like Santiner.

 

[Gorillaz]

Good news, Adam Rose!

Damn shame. No matter how you view it, at least he had some sort of time in the WWE, even if it was all fun and playful

 

[Singularity42]

Does this mean Emma is finally free to start doing Divas matches?

It's nice to dream.

Well she is due a punishment for that shoplifting fiasco.

So she'll be expected to wrestle a Bella and the fembot woth red hair

 

[Lambda Pie]

is this your cousin, Bronson:

http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Kevin-Lee

pls reply. over.

 

[Gonzalez]

Good news, Adam Rose!

Heath Slater, Ryback, Goldust, Stardust, and Daniel Bryan all say "Fuck you, get to the back of the top comedy wrestler audition line".

 

[Jimmy King]

Heath Slater, Ryback, Goldust, Stardust, and Daniel Bryan all say "Fuck you, get to the back of the top comedy wrestler audition line".

Damn, that would be a killer stable.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Spider is (naturally) right on the mark with this A Sunny Day in Glasgow album

Thanks, friend. You see, brother Titus and I are trying be the new face of wrestling fans. We are trying to make people in ill fitting clothing who have bottom tier taste in music, the arts, etc. who have plagued our audiences for years a thing of the past. We want to modernize this dumb carny sport one pair of tight threaded clothes and independent artisist at a time.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

on the subject of hipster shit

i'm sure this is common wrassling knowledge but guess who's on backing vocals.

 

[Laserfrog]

This goes out to Santino, wherever you are.

http://youtu.be/slvqH3kI6Vk

 

[Alucard]

Heath Slater, Ryback, Goldust, Stardust, and Daniel Bryan all say "Fuck you, get to the back of the top comedy wrestler audition line".

Why not Curtis Axel? Ya'll should give the man more respect.

Never forget...Bret Hart wanted The Undertaker to lose his streak to Axel.

 

[Alucard]

on the subject of hipster shit

i'm sure this is common wrassling knowledge but guess who's on backing vocals.

How bad was that? So bad. And I don't know who's on backing vocals. Not Jericho?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

How bad was that? So bad. And I don't know who's on backing vocals. Not Jericho?

oh c'mon it's on the video description.

and yes it's pretty terrible. i wasn't joking when i said hipster shit.

Spoiler

<<<

 

[Data West]

I only listen to bands that are highly regarded on musicbanter.

 

[Macho Madness]

And y'all say the Yes Lock is weak

 

[Plywood]

If nothing else, Santino can always say that Jon Stewart wore his shirt.

I will not downsize this out of respect for Santino.

It's even in gif format for some reason.

 

[Data West]

yall gotta stop making wrestling threads in the general populace, man.

 

[Plywood]

I kinda like that the roster is getting cleared out. I only hope the new people get treated as well as the Wyatt's and Shield.

 

[Chamber]

yall gotta stop making wrestling threads in the general populace, man.

Agree with friend Dragonzord.

 

[Sokantish]

yall gotta stop making wrestling threads in the general populace, man.

I'll never defend making threads in off-topic, Dragonzord

 

[Vylash]

yall gotta stop making wrestling threads in the general populace, man.

Plus it's just for fucking Santino

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I'll miss friend Santino.

Hope he remains an on-screen character.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Good bye Santino, my favorite spot of yours will always be when you put up the finger signaling "one more" while running the ropes

 

[Plywood]

Cobra and Socko locking up was also great.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Santino for GM.

 

[Data West]

I think Jim Cornette is someone who would really benefit from getting punched in the face.

 

[dream]

You fucks. I saw a thread in OT starting with "WWE Wrestler Santino Marella" and got all excited because I thought he died, because why else would someone start a thread about "Santino Marella" in OT?

 

[slightconfuse]

anyone watching broken skull challenge its pretty good

 

[Big One]

I'll give it to Santino, despite being in some really bad and unfunny segments, he's probably the most over comedy centric character of all time. With that I have much respect for him and wish him well on his future life away from wrestling.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I've seen a bit of the stuff Jimmy does in ICW (plus that one hardcore match in PROGRESS) and he seems well versed in barbed wire and light tubes. Deej is a menace, however. Can't wait to see him lariatooo Jimmy to death. Won't be able to make it live though, planning a trip abroad in October so money's tight.

Ooo, where's de plans?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

You fucks. I saw a thread in OT starting with "WWE Wrestler Santino Marella" and got all excited because I thought he died, because why else would someone start a thread about "Santino Marella" in OT?