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[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Unless my money is being personally inserted into Gaben's glorious rectum, NO SALE!

Saw it in another thread. Just thought I'd post it here.

 

[Perspicacity]

Saw it in another thread. Just thought I'd post it here.

The boy does have certain fixations...

Would WCW have won if Austin didn't end up getting the push that was originally "meant" to go to Triple H?

 

[Kaladin]

August 4 (Saturday)

WWE RAW WORLD TOUR

John Cena vs. Big Show in a STEEL CAGE MATCH

CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship

Kane vs. Chris Jericho in a WWE Special Challenge Match

Also appearing: R-Truth, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Santino Marella, Tensai, Jack Swagger, Brodus Clay, Zack Ryder, Primo & Epico, Layla, Beth Phoenix

Location: Albany Civic Center
Time: 7:30 PM

I cannot wait to see this front row.....Punk vs Bryan will be awesome as usual, and IMO worth the price of admission alone.

 

[G-Fex]

Looks like Kane is at it again, putting over Chris Jericho

huh guys? huh?

 

[G-Fex]

 

[Nocturnowl]

Looks like Kane is at it again, putting over Chris Jericho

huh guys? huh?

The match would be a no contest as each man tries to put over the other. Except that Kane totally put Jericho over in 2000 so yeah.

 

[G-Fex]

The match would be a no contest as each man tries to put over the other. Except that Kane totally put Jericho over in 2000 so yeah.

He wouldn't put him over eeeeeeeeeeeeever againe?

 

[IC_Champion]

I would laugh myself into a stupor if they actually do that during this self-named "PG" Era.

 

[Perspicacity]

The match would be a no contest as each man tries to put over the other. Except that Kane totally put Jericho over in 2000 so yeah.

No one remembers that, beating Kane is like knocking out Worf.

 

[G-Fex]

I would laugh myself into a stupor if they actually do that during this self-named "PG" Era.

you would want that wouldn't you?

GOD , Eve looked so....delicious during that segment.

What a woman.

 

[Nocturnowl]

He wouldn't put him over eeeeeeeeeeeeever againe?

He's the best in the world at what he does, I don't think he intends to be the best at losing.

No one remembers that, beating Kane is like knocking out Worf.

Your insinuation that Kane suffer from the Worf effect bothers me, because it's entirely true.

 

[IC_Champion]

you would want that wouldn't you?

GOD , Eve looked so....delicious during that segment.

What a woman.

Oh, I would want to see that, however, the irony - it will be delicious. And all those parents shouting out "Please think of the children!"

PS:

Eve did look very hot in that segment.

 

[G-Fex]

Well if it doesn't happen I can always write fanfiction.

I'd call it "A secret hot tryst in the hallway"

Right at the climax they're interrupted by Sin Cara who points at them.

 

[Aiii]

I would laugh myself into a stupor if they actually do that during this self-named "PG" Era.

It's not self-named.

Well if it doesn't happen I can always write fanfiction.

I'd call it "A secret hot tryst in the hallway"

Right at the climax they're interrupted by Sin Cara who points at them.

And subsequently botches the money-shot?

 

[RBH]

-- When Kenny King showed up at the building he wasn't wearing the All Night Express tights that he ended up wearing to the ring, so that was clearly a message being sent. I'm not sure if he's signed with TNA at this point, but all indications are that he probably will be. According to one person in TNA, going in they didn't expect this to become such a big issue. There are a lot of very upset ROH wrestlers today. The company basically fired King in a press release after this all went down.

-- All of the X-Division guys from last night's show that didn't win their qualifying matches will still be competing in a match at the PPV Sunday. It was also announced that Taz has a family commitment and thus Mike Tenay and Jeremy Borash are handling announcing.

-- AJ Styles did a great interview on Busted Open Radio where he admitted that there had been discussions of dropping the Claire Lynch storyline because it didn't go the way they intended. But now they have a new story, or at least a way to make the story work, and they're going forward with it. He said he's excited about it. He also admitted his body was feeling the effects of all the bumps over the years and that he'd be happy if he was able to make it five more years in wrestling.


-- Tournament standings as of last night:

James Storm -- 36 points
Samoa Joe -- 27 points
Jeff Hardy -- 14 points
Magnus -- 14 points
Kurt Angle -- 10 points
Mr. Anderson -- 9 points
D'Angelo Dinero -- 7 points
Rob Van Dam -- 7 points
Christopher Daniels -- 5 points
Bully Ray -- 0 points
Robbie E -- 0 points
AJ Styles -- 0 points

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-...tes-from-impact-thursday-kenny-king-tons-more

 

[G-Fex]

It's not self-named.



And subsequently botches the money-shot?

Of course he does. Poor Sin Cara.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Can Taz please have more family commitments on PPV nights?

 

[RBH]

Sneak preview of new shoot interview with Kenny King and Rhett Titus:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgDU-Sb2i7k

 

[IC_Champion]

It's not self-named.

Oh. Well, I call it that.

 

[Kaladin]

If you ever wanted Chris Jericho's autograph, pre-order the new Fozzy album.

http://www.cmdistro.com/Item/Fozzy_-_-Sin_and_Bones-_CD_+_Shirt_+_Litho_-PRE-ORDER-/PKG001266

 

[CrunchinJelly]

If you ever wanted Chris Jericho's autograph, pre-order the new Fozzy album.

http://www.cmdistro.com/Item/Fozzy_-_-Sin_and_Bones-_CD_+_Shirt_+_Litho_-PRE-ORDER-/PKG001266

They do VIP packages when they tour which means you get dinner with the band before the show... Pretty cool if you really wanna meet him.

Don't think they're that expensive, either.

 

[Cagey]

-- When Kenny King showed up at the building he wasn't wearing the All Night Express tights that he ended up wearing to the ring, so that was clearly a message being sent. I'm not sure if he's signed with TNA at this point, but all indications are that he probably will be. According to one person in TNA, going in they didn't expect this to become such a big issue. There are a lot of very upset ROH wrestlers today. The company basically fired King in a press release after this all went down.

I thought King wearing his ANX tights was definitely strange. They deserve to move on, but I'm going to miss seeing them at ROH shows. Love ANX.

Back in September, ANX and the Briscoes had that nasty violent ladder match for a tag-team titles contract. Both Briscoes and Rhett Titus got busted open pretty quickly, but King remained blood free. The crowd got hot for more violence (it's NY-NJ, what can you do) and kept chanting "MAKE KENNY BLEED".

After a few iterations of the chant, Kenny King turns around and shouts SUPERMAN DON'T BLEED BITCH.

Whole crowd instantly got behind King.

 

[RBH]

PWTorch has learned that DGUSA Open the Freedom Gate Champion Johnny Gargano’s current 2 year contract with DGUSA expires shortly before the company runs their next set of shows on July 27 in Michigan and July 28 in Chicago. According to sources, Gargano has been offered a new contract, but hasn’t signed it yet. Gargano’s next title defense is set to take place against #1 contender Akira Tozawa in Michigan.

When contacted, DGUSA management said they had no comment on Gargano’s status with the company.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_63093.shtml

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

If you ever wanted Chris Jericho's autograph, pre-order the new Fozzy album.

http://www.cmdistro.com/Item/Fozzy_-_-Sin_and_Bones-_CD_+_Shirt_+_Litho_-PRE-ORDER-/PKG001266

Any previews on this album yet?I hope it's just as good as Chasing the Grail.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

When did Del Rio start this stupid "show me your papers" stuff? This is TERRIBLE. Really bad.

 

[G-Fex]

When did Del Rio start this stupid "show me your papers" stuff? This is TERRIBLE. Really bad.

Didn't Del Rio one time have problems getting into the country cause of his papers?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Didn't Del Rio one time have problems getting into the country cause of his papers?

I think he did, maybe that's why he's so angry about these fans and their papers.

 

[G-Fex]

I think he did, maybe that's why he's so angry about these fans and their papers.

I'd like to give papers to Del Rio.

They will tell him that he is in fact adopted. And that Sin Cara is his brother.

 

[bean breath]

When did Del Rio start this stupid "show me your papers" stuff? This is TERRIBLE. Really bad.

You have to be patient with these things. When he debuts his minutemen militia stable it'll all make sense.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm calling it right now.

Del Rio will come out with border patrol agents and he'll go look for people or "plants" and get them arrested and taken off the set. And then Sheamus will try to stop him.

Or maybe he'll try to get Sheamus deported

 

[Arrowgigantic]

I love this week's True Long Island Story's "Where's Trent" segment. It's like watching a Jeff Hardy video made by someone who isn't semi-retarded.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'd like to give papers to Del Rio.

They will tell him that he is in fact adopted. And that Sin Cara is his brother.

So what you're saying is you'll go to the papers if you have to?
Either way Dos Caras brothers tag team, oh yeah!

 

[Novid]

Can you imagine the hate someone would get for a 648 day championship reign today?

But that reign came at the expence of one of the great betrayals the business ever seen.

 

[G-Fex]

So what you're saying is you'll go to the papers if you have to?
Either way Dos Caras brothers tag team, oh yeah!

 

[Nocturnowl]

Good man KOG, maybe WWE will explain Orton's mysterious absence from tv as him going to the papers for a month.

 

[G-Fex]

Good man KOG, maybe WWE will explain Orton's mysterious absence from tv as him going to the papers for a month.

The voices in his head told him to take some time off.

Wait a sec? Orton hears voices? Which tell him to do things?

My god...ORTON OWNS SOME ANCIENT EGYPTIAN RELIC PUZZLE.

He must be amazing at children's card games.

 

[Nocturnowl]

So when Orton starts pounding the mat and "transforming" as Cole says he's actually having some kind of inner being takeover? makes sense to me.

 

[G-Fex]

So when Orton starts pounding the mat and "transforming" as Cole says he's actually having some kind of inner being takeover? makes sense to me.

Yup I knew it. He must keep his egyptian puzzle piece in his trunks then.

 

[bean breath]

Good man KOG, maybe WWE will explain Orton's mysterious absence from tv as him going to the papers for a month.

I'm sure you can whip up a quick story about how all this time, Randy Orton was an undercover journalist infiltrating the seedy underbelly of Pro Wrestling.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm sure you can whip up a quick story about how all this time, Randy Orton was an undercover journalist infiltrating the seedy underbelly of Pro Wrestling.

Then he turns into RKO man and springs into action?

 

[bean breath]

Then he turns into RKO man and springs into action?

Then he goes to his paper and exposes Vince McMahon and brings the WWE empire to its knees.

 

[SousedLouse]

Yup I knew it. He must keep his egyptian puzzle piece in his trunks then.

So...so it's some sort of Millennium Muffler?

 

[bangai-o]

i was browsng some ice tea and one was pure Kane sugar. i was all no way im not drinking that. I went to the Alien Vs Thing thread and they are all talking about Kane. what he heck is going on?

 

[G-Fex]

i was browsng some ice tea and one was pure Kane sugar. i was all no way im not drinking that. I went to the Alien Vs Thing thread and they are all talking about Kane. what he heck is going on?

Soulplaya is the priest from Age of Empires. He is influencing EVERYONE.


WOOLLOOOLOOOOWOOLLOOOLOOO

So...so it's some sort of Millennium Muffler?

it's a ancient egyptian gold uh.....sleeve.

 

[Conrad Link]

I'll go to the papers if I have to is one of my fav 'funny' things from wrestling, I don't know why it makes me laugh so much but it does.

It was just advertised so much, and I can't take Orton seriously.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Then he goes to his paper and exposes Vince McMahon and brings the WWE empire to its knees.

Not before it turns out the voices in his head was Vince all along, Vince used Orton to bring down his own company, by doing this Orton lost his job and therefore his willpower faded with it leaving his spirit weak and allowing Vince to take full possession of Orton, now with a younger and longer lasting body Vince is able to do something that somehow manages to be worth destroying his company for....
Yeah I don't know where i'm going with this just like the WWE writing staff themselves.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Best.

hahaha thats just too cute

 

[tm24]

You can download it for $4.45 from here; http://rudoreels.com/store/njpw-ajpw-2012-07-01-we-are-pro-wrestling-love-3d-1.html which is where I got it from. I can chuck the Hansen bit up on youtube though;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euooOanBMCM

Thank you kindly

 

[The Frankman]

Dis bitch is insane.

EDIT: Michael Cole is about to find out he ain't about dat life.

 

[G-Fex]

Dis bitch is insane.

EDIT: Michael Cole is about to find out he ain't about dat life.

Hey Frankman! Welcome to thread.

Are you working out?