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[Horse]

does anyone else cringe when Steph says "Deamon Kane"

I die a little inside, yes.

Team Big Red Machine.

 

[Sblargh]

I think Emma will join Total Divas... and I'm ok with that!

And if Total Divas is canon enough, she will make a tag team with Summer Rae and I'm ok with that, too!

 

[slightconfuse]

Anyone have a gif of Cesaro's swag walk

 

[Laserfrog]

I like the bald spot, I hope one day he comes back in a tweed jacket with leather patches and fully completes the look.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Speaking of Bork, why hasn't he come marching down the ramp and demanding his titles to Steph? it is time.

If Bryan isn't cleared soon he should hand them over to Laser. If he doesn't get what he wants he should hold Raw hostage for weeks on end. Oh my I'd love that! wrecking announce tables, laptops and F-5ing little fat fans.

oh man bork blocking the ring with a pile of F-5'd fans

 

[Sblargh]

If Summer Rae and Emma tag, what will they call themselves? SummEmma?

 

[slightconfuse]

Anyone a bit shook at Cena being. A 14 time champ .

 

[lovely ladies]

I just figured the beard covered it up. But I think he got a better looked, seemed to be in better shape, and had turned heel. All the pieces were in place for him to be awesome again and now he's gone.

He also had little to no eyebrows because they were overly plucked like crazy, he looked so damn weird when he came out to interrupt Del Rio.

 

[Horse]

Anyone a bit shook at Cena being. A 14 time champ .

With his limited skills and ability? yes.

 

[jmdajr]

Anyone a bit shook at Cena being. A 14 time champ .

The guy just won't quit working.

 

[kiguel182]

This episode was the prime example of why Cena needs to go. He just brings everything down. It's probably the worst part of the product since they won't change him. At least Baptista was turned heel and all of that.

I hope that, with HHH in full charge, this stops happening. We don't need another Hulk Hogan or John Cena. Hopefully he understands that.

Rest of the show was average, last segment was great even if the crowd wasn't that into it. I was expecting a bigger reaction.

Not sure about turning Seth heel but it will work I'm sure. Ambrose is playing the anti-hero to perfection so Rollins is a great choice. Seth vs Ambrose is going to be amazing.

 

[Kaladin]

Best thing about the potential Rollins vs Ambrose is that it never happened in the indies. We got it in FCW maybe a couple of times but that was when nobody but the smarks knew about WWE developmental so practically nobody saw it.

 

[XenoRaven]

This episode was the prime example of why Cena needs to go. He just brings everything down. It's probably the worst part of the product since they won't change him. At least Baptista was turned heel and all of that.

*Except profits.

 

[Horse]

Johnathan brings everything down, so that he may easily rise above it. Do you see?

 

[Hasney]

Now some UFC sweet chin music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-g754LD8&feature=youtu.be

It's a pretty average game. Obviously that means it's 23987283 times better than WWE.

 

[kiguel182]

*Except profits.

I'm not a WWE shareholder so I couldn't care less for it.

Still, I doubt they couldn't make money without him.

 

[Entropia]

So this new Horse guy is just a publicity stunt for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIXxrUQKYw ??????????????

 

[DMczaf]

Balding Bearded Batista is a cool look. So much better than Botox Skinny Jeans Batista.

 

[Horse]

So this new Horse guy is just a publicity stunt for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIXxrUQKYw ??????????????

I whinnied at this, seriously.

Well even though he's balding, Dave looks better with some hair at least. Looked so weird bald with zero facial hair when he came back. Aged him terribly I thought.

His official name is John Felix Anthony Cena!

There was a cat named Felix that loved nearby a couple years back, I hated it.

 

[jmdajr]

Johnathan brings everything down, so that he may easily rise above it. Do you see?

His official name is John Felix Anthony Cena!

 

[lovely ladies]

Now some UFC sweet chin music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-g754LD8&feature=youtu.be

It's a pretty average game. Obviously that means it's 23987283 times better than WWE.

Character models look aces, player movement looks a little stilted though.

 

[sonikokaruto]

calling it: Horse is not a real Horse.

 

[jmdajr]

How did you feel about Horse Armor?

Were you outraged?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

calling it: Horse is not a real Horse.

... I don't know, man. Sure types like a horse.

 

[Gorillaz]

Does Horse know the other Horses on Gaf?

Or is that cism?

 

[Sblargh]

... I don't know, man. Sure types like a horse.

I wonder if he has a huge keyboard so he can type with the hoofs or if he just have amazing skills.

 

[Horse]

How did you feel about Horse Armor?

Were you outraged?

No.

I appreciated that someone would think of protecting my beauty from swords and arrows.

Does Horse know the other Horses on Gaf?

Or is that cism?

They seem to be keeping their distance, I do not know why.

I wonder if he has a huge keyboard so he can type with the hoofs or if he just have amazing skills.

I use a massive roll-out keyboard mat I step on.

 

[RP912]

Watching Bunkhouse Stampede...bobby eaton was so underrated.


Dat mullet.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Horse... how good are you at Dance Mat games?

 

[Horse]

Horse... how good are you at Dance Mat games?

Depends how drunk I am.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

A drunk horse?! wtf. This is like finding out that John Cena drinks alcohol and masturbates.

 

[Plywood]

I really hate to say this, but I was starting to warm up to big Dave again.

You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

 

[slightconfuse]

New BO shirt

 

[Jimmy King]

A drunk horse?! wtf. This is like finding out that John Cena drinks alcohol and masturbates.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Wait... is the 5 Knuckle Shuffle a euphemism for masturbation?! OMG. I LET MY KIDS CHEER FOR THAT CREEP!

 

[Sblargh]

New BO shirt

Cool Eletronic Arts shirt.

 

[Jimmy King]

Wait... is the 5 Knuckle Shuffle a euphemism for masturbation?! OMG. I LET MY KIDS CHEER FOR THAT CREEP!

People think that when the Cenation kid grow up they'll realize how lame he is, but no, they'll find out what 5 Knuckle Shuffle meant and only appreciate him more.

 

[Horse]

I LET MY KIDS CHEER FOR THAT CREEP!

And wear his swimwear.

 

[Sblargh]

People think that when the Cenation kid grow up they'll realize how lame he is, but no, they'll find out what 5 Knuckle Shuffle meant and only appreciate him more.

The first Cenation kids are already adults.

 

[Jimmy King]

The first Cenation kids are already adults.

In age only, I'm sure.

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[Horse]

Let's shoot from the flank, shall we?

DiGiorno Pizza sucks.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Remember that time Cena almost eliminated the entire Shield by himself and still won via DQ

And then remember when the exact same thing happened against the Wyatts

And then remember when he and Orton did the same thing eliminating half the roster by themselves and winning via DQ

Then. Now. Forever.

 

[Plywood]

Who is this marketing genius behind the DiGiorno Pizza twitter?

 

[Cagey]

Super Serious Sena (S)question: what is "you can't see me" supposed to mean, as a taunt?

Always sounded like some dumb shit to me, but I never stopped to think about it.

 

[Jimmy King]

Super Serious Sena (S)question: what is "you can't see me" supposed to mean, as a taunt?

Always sounded like some dumb shit to me, but I never stopped to think about it.

I think he talked about it on a Countdown episode and it was something to the effect of him being on another level.

 

[Horse]

He stole it from his brother. True story.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

I wish I saw raw last night. sounds like more happened there than on the ppv.

so is batista really gone? I hope to fucking god. guy is awful and ruined WM30.

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Super Serious Sena (S)question: what is "you can't see me" supposed to mean, as a taunt?

Always sounded like some dumb shit to me, but I never stopped to think about it.

You can't see him, man. He's Super Sonic, bro.

 

[Showaddy]

Nah Tista will be back, probably had a month or 2 off written into his contract so he could promote Guardians then he'll be back.