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[cr_blah_blah]

TNA should have brokered Kane to play Fake Abyss as part of the Flair deal.

 

[Ithil]

At least Abyss gets to be, well, not Abyss for once.

 

[Entropia]

LET'S GO RANGERS!

YANKEES SUCK!

 

[ElRenoRaven]

MUAHAHAHAHA. I love the chant.

Let's go Rangers!
Yankees suck!

 

[SquashMatch]

They need to use Joseph Park and retire tbhe Abyss gimmick. Joseph Park is freaking great.

 

[UberTag]

okay so bobo tried to explain this to me once but i wasn't paying attention. Joe Parks is Abyss, right? like, is that the gimmick? Is he pretending he's not Abyss to trick Bully Ray Dudley the way I tricked myself into spending $40 on this PPV because I thought Christian Cage was fighting Bully Ray Dudley?

You paid $40 for tonight's PPV, dream?
You'd better not start watching this shit every week like Bobo.

 

[SquashMatch]

TNA needs to make Arlington TX the new home for Impact ASAP.

 

[Striker]

The greatest heel of the last decade is soon approaching.

http://youtu.be/lAq8d9NDsT0

 

[Plywood]

THEY WILL APPEAR ON THE SAME STAGE, AT THE SAME TIME, SOMEHOW

POSSIBLY MAGIC

Hologram. That's right, TNA will be dropping mad bucks for an Abyss hologram. You heard it here first!

 

[dream]

he doesnt know hes abyss / split personality
i think they will explain it as bully hurt his head or something

But how would they explain Abyss passing the bar?

 

[SoulPlaya]

TNA should have brokered Kane to play Fake Abyss as part of the Flair deal.

No one would have bought it. Abyss sucks, and Glenn Jacobs is incapable of doing so.

 

[Entropia]

This... is kinda entertaining.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

TNA needs to make Arlington TX the new home for Impact ASAP.

No. They need to go on the road. Staying in one spot will only lead to the crowd to eventually turn into the Orlando crowd. Hell remember how lively the Orlando crowd was in the early days? They were off the charts. Now they're a joke. It would just end up the same elsewhere.

 

[SquashMatch]

TNA must be serious about making money now. I am entertained.

 

[Ithil]

But how would they explain Abyss passing the bar?

"Explain"? What is that? Some kind of dusty finish?

 

[G-Fex]

WAIT I GOT IT

ITS LIKE THE HULK

JOSEPH PARKS WILL TURN INTO ABYSS

 

[RBH]

COME ON LAWYER BOY
COME ON LAWYER BOY
COME ON LAWYER BOY
COME ON LAWYER BOY

 

[Professor Beef]

HOW CAN HE SLAP

 

[MetatronM]

Pretty sure the judges have Joseph Park winning by split decision right now.

 

[eldoon]

NEW YORK SUCKS
NEW YORK SUCKS
NEW YORK SUCKS
NEW YORK SUCKS
NEW YORK SUCKS
NEW YORK SUCKS

 

[cr_blah_blah]

oh god, the way he's holding the chair.

 

[G-Fex]

Yankees > Rangers

 

[SoulPlaya]

Come on, hurry it up.

 

[Keyser Soze]

The little things that the Joseph Park character does is amazing

 

[Kaladin]

So is Bully Ray going to beat Joseph Park until he reverts back into Abyss?

 

[SquashMatch]

No. They need to go on the road. Staying in one spot will only lead to the crowd to eventually turn into the Orlando crowd. Hell remember how lively the Orlando crowd was in the early days? They were off the charts. Now they're a joke. It would just end up the same elsewhere.

Ok, rotate between Orlando, Nashville, Toronto, Dallas, Philly, London and another hot wrestling city or two. Keeps costs down by booking the same arena multiple times, can keep a ring in each city to further reduce costs, and builds he brand in the cities that really support wrestling. They desperately need these good mid size arena crowds on a weekly basis. At the very least EVERY PPV should be on the road.

 

[eldoon]

THAT BUMP

 

[dream]

This is worth about $10 of the $40 I spent. Abyss is so good. What a lock for Most Improved Wrestler 2012.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Ok, rotate between Orlando, Nashville, Toronto, Dallas, Philly, London and another hot wrestling city or two. Keeps costs down by booking the same arena multiple times, can keep a ring in each city to further reduce costs, and builds he brand in the cities that really support wrestling. They desperately need these good mid size arena crowds on a weekly basis. At the very least EVERY PPV should be on the road.

That could work. It would at least delay the crowds getting stale for awhile.

 

[bigosc2k]

Supposedly Vince offered him close to 2 million last year with no house shows.

Wow, then again the little jimmies would have no idea who he is

 

[Brinbe]

fuuuuuuuuck

 

[RBH]

Joseph Park is terrific.

 

[Entropia]

Joseph Park is terrific.

Yes.

 

[Phoenixazure]

i haven't watched TNA in years until this ppv. Joseph park impresses me quite a bit. Also live crowd helps a ton

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Cue Abyss time.

 

[eldoon]

if abyss comes out the other side ...

 

[CrunchinJelly]

As far as lawyer-wrestlers go, I think Joseph Park might be better in the ring than Otunga

 

[Officerrob]

Abyss time

 

[Brinbe]

LOL

 

[cr_blah_blah]

THE MONSTER ABYSS

 

[Ithil]

That was amazingly stupid looking.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Cue Joseph park again. This really is pathetic. Do they really expect us to believe this?

 

[Kaladin]

Damn that was a quick change.

 

[eldoon]

hes a monster that lives under the ring

 

[Officerrob]

No face camera shots

 

[Entropia]

That was a tad silly.

 

[SquashMatch]

This makes Vince Russo happy.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Damn that was a quick change.

Yeah, a little too quick. They may really have gotten someone else to play Abyss for a second.

 

[jobber]

Joesph Park 1-0

fuck a RySnack

 

[cr_blah_blah]

the crowd seems thoroughly confused. There was no way to do that any less silly, really.