Are we playing fantasy wrestling again?
[fans cheer as KD appears on stage]
[KD runs down the stage doing high-flives with some fans, then when he reaches the apron, he jumps, grabs the top rope and hovers over it]
[fans chant KD's name]
KD: Cut the music, please? Thank you. Hello, New York!
[fans cheer]
KD: I hope you're enjoying this WWX Xcess... and I came out not for a match....
[fans say "awww"]
KD: I know, I know.... I understand that you wanted to see the best wrestler in the world whup some ass in the ring, but I've got something really important to say. My buddy and great rookie Az is in deep trouble now. He is being tormented and tortured by those Gothic freak shows called "Fate's Warning".
[fans boo]
KD: Yeah, that lunatic stable led by that Count Dracula wannabe Darkson.
[fans boo]
KD: Yeah, those guys who attack Azrael Phoenix, the best rookie high-flyer, and threaten his career. Those guys who have that bulldozer they call Baalzebul. Those guys who are willing to attack anyone just randomly.
[fans boo louder]
KD: I want you to boo as loud as you can at Darkson... or any member of Fate's Warning. It's not just about being face or heel... It's about a guy's career and his honor. He hasn't started showing his everything to you guys yet, and he's being humiliated and tortured by the "Dark Messiah" and his "disciples".
KD: Darkson...(fans boo loud) Fate's Warning...(another loud boo from the fans) Who do you think you guys are? Count Vlad and his clones? What are you going to do next- stick him to a sharp pole and watch slowly as Az's career- or life- is taken away? Cm'on, guys... you guys are not heels. You guys are not even anti-heroes. You guys are just a bunch of psychopathic sickos who are under the reign of a Dracula wannabe!
[fans boo loud]
KD: Darkson promises to give "rewards" to those who join the Fate's Warning. Yeah. Sure. OK, this is for those who got brainwashed by looking into Cound Darkson's deep red eyes.... and share his crimson dreams of annihilating your friends who are not insane like himself and his goons, in other words, yourselves..... The cake is a lie. The real one would go to his queen only. The rest of you guys may have different titles, but one thing is common- you are just slaves with honorable titles. Plus, you don't have to become a dark underling to win championships.... That's just nonsense. You don't go tormenting and torturing for belts- you earn it in a fair way, like true champions should.