I refuse to believe this movie is anywhere close to Spielberg's masterpiece. I will happily eat crow if I am wrong.
*Sarah Harding approaches, touches, snaps photos and startles Stegosaurs*
Dave from the /Filmcast isn't very impressed.
I have to say, this movie is indeed more campy/over the top than any previous JP movie and the characters aren't as endearing but that finale is just soo good.
*Sarah Harding approaches, touches, snaps photos and startles Stegosaurs*
Next scene:
*Nick Van Owen grabs a cigarette*
Sarah: "Don't light that. Dinosaurs can pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact"
1. I haven't seen Lost World in years so hard to compare dialogue. But I remember hating it. Majorly hating it. So probably pretty equal. No "gymnastics " scene though.
2. Answered below but the last 20 are pretty good. The rest are not as good (to me). I prefer the scenes of dinos chasing people who barely escape more than dinos just eating faceless military/park folks or park goers.
Well I'm a weirdo who enjoyed JP3 more than TLW, but as meh as this is, I think it is better than both. I think I was more frustrated at TLW because of what it should have been with that cast and crew. Didn't have high expectations for 3 or World so they didn't sting as much.
This isn't a spoiler thread and I just got home! I was still in the theater when I wrote that "review".
More details without spoilers:
- The "villains" are so obvious and the things they say are just so mind numbing, but I will give Vincent D some dap for hamming it up a bit. He did make the character at least a bit eccentric with rally REALLY boring dialogue. The doctor is a villain for no good reason. They have information "classified" for no good reason. Just...what?
- The kids are pretty boring/cliche until halfway through. Then they go from annoying to tolerable. But you're not really given a reason to like them like you were with the kids from the first movie. So you don't care about them too much.
- Bryce Dallas Howard's character is the only one who has some sort of an arc but none of it is believable. She goes from prissy to rugged in, like, one scene for a justification that isn't believable or earned. As in, she has given no indication that the impetus for her change would actually lead to that change. Oh and the romantic angle between her and Pratt is unbelievable. They should have gone for a Furiosa/Max relationship.
- Chris Pratt and Jake Johnson are good but it's because they are essentially playing themselves and they are likable people. Not really great dialogue for Pratt but he does what he can I guess. Johnson had some funny bits.
- If you heard the last twenty minutes are good it's because it is so much better than the rest of the film. The last sequence is pretty cool. The action scenes are just meh for the rest of it. No real stakes. Faceless people go in to fight dinosaurs, Dino's get upper hand, eat all people except the main actors. Just boring. It's too frenetic to know what's going on other than people dying and you don't care about them so why care?
- The big bad dinosaur is too OP and it just had one wrinkle of new power after another that is kinda lame. Maybe the film itself is some sort of meta commentary about film goers?The people at the park are bored with regular dinosaurs so they made a super dinosaur. And they think film goers are the same way so they made the indominus Rex instead of a story with normal dinosaurs?
If it sounds like I'm down on it, it's because they bring back a franchise from the dead after ten plus years (I think?) and they didn't do anything interesting.
I don't think anything in there is too spoilers but if it is I'll spoiler tag it.
I also apologize if I ramble or am incoherent. I just got home, I am typing this on my phone and I'm not great at putting my thoughts together sometimes.
One final final thought: I was disappointed but my brother in law loved it and I think it will do boffo box office bucks.
How is the Pratt-raptor thing handled? I'm already on board with that, but is it as weird or silly as others believe?Still in the theater and it just ended.
I thought that was a great film. EASILY better than TLW and JP3.
Of course it isn't better than Spielberg's JP, though. You'd be crazy to expect that.
I had a blast.
Gaping plot holes, high hide hooked above the trees and T-Rex on the mainland also. The only good sequence is the T-Rex attack on the trailer and that is mostly lifted from the book.
I guess people who think TLW is good haven't read the book.
How is the Pratt-raptor thing handled? I'm already on board with that, but is it as weird or silly as others believe?
I level a lot of the weaknesses of the Lost World film at the feet of the novel - there really wasn't a lot of material to work with.
Dave from the /Filmcast isn't very impressed.
Not that I have high expectations for JW, but I don't think I can trust anyone who thinks Lost World was under-appreciated.
For the longest time, Lost World was one of my favorite movies. Mainly because it was the first Jurassic Park movie I saw as a kid, right in the middle of my dinosaur craze period, and it blew me away. Watching it recently, and yeah, it's one very flawed film.Not that I have high expectations for JW, but I don't think I can trust anyone who thinks Lost World was under-appreciated.
But the motorcycle chase to save Arby... BUT THE MOTORCYCLE CHASE TO SAVE ARBY!
God, I was hoping for -something- like that when I went to go see the film and nada, zip, zilch! Biggest disappointment I've ever had going to the theatre.
I'm going to place it between 75 and 85 Rotten Tomatoes. Think people are going to be happy with it.
Sorry guys, the after party stole my time tonight. And then there was the after, after party. Free drinks and food really seal the deal.
I know a lot of people are waiting to hear my impressions. I really enjoyed the film, wow it was a ride. I do however think it will have a massive split. Not because there is anything wrong with it, simply because it may not be the "JP" sequel they expected.
There are some fucking kick ass sequences. Lots of fun and or charming ones as well. And a few deaths that are painful to watch and will leave you feeling things. Colin Trevorrow directed a fantastic film, and I really hope him and Derek continue to work on the franchise. Sequel opportunity is very rich.
I want to go back.
(Oh, and the Jurassic World VR is great!)
Anyways.
So, going by early impressions, this is totally gonna be a loved by audiences/hated by critics movie, right?
This was way more thrilling than the drab, bloated dreck that is Age of Ultron.
I would be quite baffled if critics universally shat on it.
I'd say that is likely to be the case. Like I said in my big post, I think this will do gangbusters. The audience at the screening were clapping at the end of the final dino sequence (and rightfully so, it was easily the best part) and were laughing along to Pratt and Johnson, so I'm sure it will do just fine.So, going by early impressions, this is totally gonna be a loved by audiences/hated by critics movie, right?
Just to be clear: I'm not complaining about plot holes or, hell, even a boring plot. I'm complaining about characters who have terrible dialogue, forced romance, and unbelievable reasons to act. Those aren't plot holes more than characters acting a certain way because the story needs them to rather than having a believable reason to do so.It is precisely that. Think to yourself, how many ways can you tell a story in which dinosaurs run amok and tear people apart?
Complaining about plot holes in a JP movie is like complaining about disjointed, random scenes and voice over in a Terence Malick movie: what the fuck did you expect?
Well that's reassuring. Age of Ultron was well-made and had plenty of cool moments, but I just didn't find it engaging at all.
All the feedback I've heard for JW has reinforced my initial impressions of it. I didn't want them to make a cash-in sequel, but it sounds like they've created one of the best stories they could with this universe.
Different expectations. Mad Max Fury Road's trailers were practically universally praised, the series creator was coming back, it was promising a return to form and an orgy of practical effects.I'd say that is likely to be the case. Like I said in my big post, I think this will do gangbusters. The audience at the screening were clapping at the end of the final dino sequence (and rightfully so, it was easily the best part) and were laughing along to Pratt and Johnson, so I'm sure it will do just fine.
But after something like Mad Max, I don't think critics are going to be gentle on JW. Mad Max set the bar on how to reboot a franchise after 10+ years. JW is nowhere near as well executed as MM:FR.
But after something like Mad Max, I don't think critics are going to be gentle on JW. Mad Max set the bar on how to reboot a franchise after 10+ years. JW is nowhere near as well executed as MM:FR.
This will be JW's saving grace. I had low expectations and it met them (other than a couple of good sequences). But I think most folks will be pleasantly surprised after TLW and JP3.Different expectations. Mad Max Fury Road's trailers were practically universally praised, the series creator was coming back, it was promising a return to form and an orgy of practical effects.
While JW has a new direction, reactions to trailers ranged from mixed and wary to disgust, there's the whole nostalgia effect of how groundbreaking JP and its effects were compared to now, etc.
I think critic expectations are already kind of low, so perhaps the movie will surprise them
The question wasn't whether JW is good or not. It was around how critics would view it. Critics love to make comparisons. What's the last franchise that was rebooted after a number of years? MMFR. That did exactly what the original films did, if not better, and the critics loved it for it. The critics will likely take the same approach: does JW do what JP did, if not better? If not (which I don't think it did), critics will likely have issues with the film.This is a COMPLETELY unfair comparison, and a totally moot point. It speaks absolutely nothing about what JW does or does not succeed at doing.
These types of posts add nothing to the discussion about JW.
Then my work here is done! I hope I've lowered it even more and helped more folks enjoy it more.Feels like threre's already some bar lowering.
When is the review embargo lifting?! Movie comes out in a couple of days!
The critics will likely take the same approach: does JW do what JP did, if not better? If not (which I don't think it did), critics will likely have issues with the film.
When is the review embargo lifting?! Movie comes out in a couple of days!
I think that's what sold me on the movie. Finally being able to see what a successful Jurassic Park attraction looks like, up and running + the meta-stuff like the amazing websiteCaught a screening of this last night. What a blast this movie was. Pratt knocked it outta the park--such a lovable and badass character. The first half of this movie is incredible. I absolutely loved the concept of the theme park. Jurassic World is a place you'll be itching to visit. It was so believable and wonderful and I loved the parallels with Disney World (the monorail, the Contemporary-looking hotel, the Magic Bands, the central hub design of the park, etc.). I had some problems towards the end of it, but nothing that ruined the overall experience. Solid 8.5/10 in my book.
And someone's already said it, but I agree: 1>4>2>3
Dave from the /Filmcast isn't very impressed.
When it comes down to it, reactions will certainly vary based on what viewers are hoping for/expecting, but I personally found Jurassic World to be fantastic fun and (dare I say it?) as good as the original movie.
The Telegraph: 4/5
Entertainment Weekly: B+
The Guardian: 4/5
Hitfix: B
Empire gives it 4 stars.
Two decades and two lackluster sequels later, producer and studio have spared few expenses in crafting a bigger, faster, noisier dinosaur opus, designed to reclaim their place at the top of the blockbuster food chain. What they’ve engineered is an undeniably vigorous assault of jaw-chomping jolts and Spielbergian family bonding that nevertheless captures only a fraction of the original film’s overflowing awe and wonderment. Which should still be more than enough to cause a T-Rex-sized ripple effect at the summer multiplex turnstile.