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Banned
Dude, Click, I totally feel ya brah. Like I was playing Halo 3 the other night and like I was cruising and bruising (That's my metaphor for KICKING MAJOR ASS) any covenant scum that stood in my way. I was having the time of my life, there were some nagging problems though (WTF the assault rifle is officially nerfed? why don't plasma weapons do damage over time?)
Anyway, I reach the level "Cortana" (the most obviously flawed portion of the game). Dude like.. WTF, we're they thinking? seriously? flesh colored environment.. flesh colored enemies and a shitload of them.. full of cheap deaths, weapon placement is NON-EXISTENT (Where the fuck do rockets/swords/grenades spawn?) the biggest offender and the main reason it sucked SO much as because the flood "AI" (if you even want to call it that is.. fucking not even well.. does have any AI???
They don't flank or coordinate their attacks to adapt to combat situations, etc.
Fuck Bungie. Granted I was playing on "Legendary" (more like, cheap deaths galore..) and granted it was just that specific level that possessed the more notable flaws, I think they need to be schooled in proper game design. And I as type this I'm sending my "list of flaws and how to improve your own product" via email.. I might even hit they're message boards.
It doesn't stop there.. I'm looking at you COD4 (Mile High Club.. srsly, WTF!? oh, and don't get me started on it's online leveling system.. Fuck you Infinity ward), COD5 (Any level on veteran.. not to mention they went back to WW2. fuck you, Treyarch), Halo, Halo 2, Far Cry, Redneck Rampage, Duke Nukem 64 (Yeah, how about I cut off your head and shit down your neck.. oh wait. 3D realms lol), and last but not least KZ2 (Just because I choose to play on "Elite" shouldn't mean I require "Elite" skills to beat it.. Fuck you uhh, Iain Howe.. yeah?)
...Ok, I'm done. But seriously. You did choose the difficulty "Elite" right? ..well, conclusion. You fail at life. Next time, choose the difficulty that's right for you. Themoreyouknowshootingstar.gif
P.S. And yes, Cortana was a terrible level. But hell... if I reacted like you, I never would of beaten the game. And Cortana IS an example of terrible level design. Some might view that differently though.
Peggle for iphone. Yay.
EDIT: I apologize for contributing to the de-railing. Did they release the new map pack yet? if so, are they worth d/ling? >.>
Anyway, I reach the level "Cortana" (the most obviously flawed portion of the game). Dude like.. WTF, we're they thinking? seriously? flesh colored environment.. flesh colored enemies and a shitload of them.. full of cheap deaths, weapon placement is NON-EXISTENT (Where the fuck do rockets/swords/grenades spawn?) the biggest offender and the main reason it sucked SO much as because the flood "AI" (if you even want to call it that is.. fucking not even well.. does have any AI???
They don't flank or coordinate their attacks to adapt to combat situations, etc.
Fuck Bungie. Granted I was playing on "Legendary" (more like, cheap deaths galore..) and granted it was just that specific level that possessed the more notable flaws, I think they need to be schooled in proper game design. And I as type this I'm sending my "list of flaws and how to improve your own product" via email.. I might even hit they're message boards.
It doesn't stop there.. I'm looking at you COD4 (Mile High Club.. srsly, WTF!? oh, and don't get me started on it's online leveling system.. Fuck you Infinity ward), COD5 (Any level on veteran.. not to mention they went back to WW2. fuck you, Treyarch), Halo, Halo 2, Far Cry, Redneck Rampage, Duke Nukem 64 (Yeah, how about I cut off your head and shit down your neck.. oh wait. 3D realms lol), and last but not least KZ2 (Just because I choose to play on "Elite" shouldn't mean I require "Elite" skills to beat it.. Fuck you uhh, Iain Howe.. yeah?)
...Ok, I'm done. But seriously. You did choose the difficulty "Elite" right? ..well, conclusion. You fail at life. Next time, choose the difficulty that's right for you. Themoreyouknowshootingstar.gif
P.S. And yes, Cortana was a terrible level. But hell... if I reacted like you, I never would of beaten the game. And Cortana IS an example of terrible level design. Some might view that differently though.
Peggle for iphone. Yay.
EDIT: I apologize for contributing to the de-railing. Did they release the new map pack yet? if so, are they worth d/ling? >.>