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[Doth Togo]

YOu know what's 100% effective against pregnancy? Good ol' Charlie Five Fingers, thats what.

Spoiler

:lol

 

[The Bookerman]

I hate being a statistic.

You should talk to BuddyChrist about this.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

The best thing to do to maintain condom strength is to actually wash them out before (and after) use, and also re-use them. What happens is the condom gets use to your penis shape and size which forms a "bond" of sorts in the latex. The histo-elastic mammery glands inside the condom actually bond with one another to prevent it from breaking in the future! WHOA!

 

[Brodequin]

The best thing to do to maintain condom strength is to actually wash them out before (and after) use, and also re-use them. What happens is the condom gets use to your penis shape and size which forms a "bond" of sorts in the latex. The histo-elastic mammery glands inside the condom actually bond with one another to prevent it from breaking in the future! WHOA!

:lol Plus its easier to put on because its already unrolled.

 

[dskillzhtown]

You knew after a day that she was pregnant!?

Hrm, bullshit's in the air.

That's what I am saying. You sure she wasn't already pregnant?

 

[revivalist]

She got her period yesterday. Thank you very much.

 

[DarienA]

How dumb are you kids, teenagers and young adults today that you fail to realize that 98-99% effective means?

Here's a better idea. Just go buy a revolver, one bullet and play russian rullet...

 

[Alucard]

Yeah, effective unless they fucking break. Whoops.

*crosses fingers for period this week*

 

[AntoneM]

that's why I never have a long term relationship, once we have sex 97 times I call it off. I don't want to get her pregnant.[/dead horse]

 

[Dilbert]

She got her period yesterday. Thank you very much.

Actually, you're still not technically in the clear. Sometimes pregnancy is accompanied by spotting which can look like a period.

I assume she's taken a pregnancy test, right?

 

[darscot]

Condoms very rarely break when used properly. Something like 99% of the time when a condom breaks it because some twit left air in the tip. Another thing that tends to help when the condoms breaks PULL OUT.