Man I'm starting to wish normal games showed you that this ally you're receiving has half as many leaves as wins. I'm sick and tired of the constant leaving in games now.
Not nearly as tired though as people who take 5 seconds or more to react to a team fight. If you're going to be with me and there's 5 enemies right there, then when blitz does his grab and i run in with vlads ult and throw my q and e, there is absolutely no reason for you to sit there (or step back, something I see way too much now). I wish I could read people's minds so I could tell whether I should even bother or not. If you're on the front lines, you should be committed to at least helping at the start of the fight before you run somewhere else. It's especially infuriating as Vlad, as my ult's damage increase for allies basically begs for the sitting around MF to do her ult + AOE spell hits.
Like I sympathize, as it took me quite a while to learn the dance, and when to run in. But we're all in our mid 20s for levels now, people should know not to amumu grab+ult by themselves into 3 tanks, not to run in 2v4 with low HP, etc.
Also, I hate when there's a cho runnin around whose only damage is omnom due to his focus on tank items, yet I can't get any one to hit the squishy twitch/mf/nidalee/etc. they just blow all their ults on cho and keep focusing him while the other 4 hit them. No matter how many times you say don't hit cho, it feels like people are completely incapable of switching targets once committed.
/rant :lol
I'm actually a nice guy lol, never bitch out at my teammates and always compliment enemies when they do badass stuff. It's just getting ridiculous.