The eternal rollercoaster of League ranked:
* I'm first pick, lobby dodges
* I'm third pick, lobby dodges
* I'm last pick, I get to play top...but the other team bans Rengar.
I realized he was banned at the last second and ended up with Annie. And then I won top lane with Annie against Riven. Up like 50 CS, some kills, took the tower, etc. But then I screwed up and wasted a stun, which was all she was waiting for, and she and a jungler destroyed me. I think my jungler got 1-2 kills off it as well, but it didn't matter, Riven came back after that point and I did badly after that point, not helping my team with the early advantage.
Second game, I do get Rengar top, but we have Fiora support and Brand jungle (oh and Xerath mid). Naturally our team started 7-0 and did great, and the other team surrendered before we even got an inhib tower.
I was against a Teemo, and thought oh no, Teemo blind! Teemo AP damage! Evil mushrooms that will stop me from pushing or anyone in the jungle!
Turns out it was AD Teemo, at least for the first 20 minutes or so. I think I blithely ulted through the lane minions and killed him at least twice. My only death was right before the other team surrendered.