...you know what you gotta do...High as shit + bottle of wine. Go into aram. "Wait...why does aram have a draft mode?" "Why are people calling roles?" "Oh fuck I hit ranked...shit shit shit." "Oh fuck I'm banning...uhh fuckkk" "I'll pick rammus." 20 minutes later +25LP.... whew thank god.
Keep on playing ranked that's what. Don't stop there, or else next time you get high and start drinking, it's gonna backfire on you ;P