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HappyPuppy

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Hi Gaygaf.

Anyone play Demon's souls?
My friends list is kinda lacking gaffers. Completed the game but interested in doing co-op for NG+.

I'm seeing my wonderful boyfriend tomorrow :D, it's been 2 weeks since I've last seen him. Love the little guy.
When it comes to sex talk with him, I just say I love you and you're so pretty (look at him with a smile). I know it's not hot but it feels wonderful. He's such a cute guy.

Hooray for men.
 
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RM8

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Sai-kun said:
edit: unrelated but finding a boyfriend is the hardest thing ever i can confirm this
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It is. It is. Requires a ton of effort and time, rarely ever goes anywhere :/ In this sense hunting shiny Pokémon is easier and more fulfilling.
 
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BeesEight

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sphinx said:
regarding talking during sex (about sex itself of course), I love it, do you guys talk during sex?
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I can't get into it unless we're waxing over the foundations of the universe and the nature of man.

Oh yeah baby... tell me more about those Higgs-Bosons!
 
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sphinx

the piano man
Alcoori said:
Maybe you meant stretched out? Even so that's not really sexy.
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yeah, that's what I meant, and seeing how "My butthole is all widespread" doesn't mean what I thought, I honestly have no idea what I just said XD.

how would you guys as native speakers understand the phrase? does it actually mean something or is it just fun to read but has no practical use?

DR2K said:
Widespread stuff man. I'm too verbal in bed, afraid of sharing some stuff here lol.
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SpaceBridge said:
Im laughing here. That past page had me in tears.

Yes, I dirty talk during sex. But not like that
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oh come on guys share, use spoilertags. I want to learn! ^_^
 
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Escape Goat

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sphinx said:
yeah, that's what I meant, and seeing how "My butthole is all widespread" doesn't mean what I thought, I honestly have no idea what I just said XD.

how would you guys as native speakers understand the phrase? does it actually mean something or is it just fun to read but has no practical use?





oh come on guys share, use spoilertags. I want to learn! ^_^
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no, you're on the right track. "My butthole is widespread" is going to please any man!
 
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Alcoori

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I mean, "my butthole is all widespread" conveys the meaning well enough.

I'm guessing you just wanna say that his penis is so big it's really stretching you out, but I can't really think of any good way of saying it. There's just something about gaping holes that is not really truly attractive, ha.
 
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umop_3pisdn

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I don't really get being particularly verbal during sex. I mean verbalizing can be hot but not really as the default for me, non-verbal communication is sexier with some verbal communication thrown in here and there for texture. The hottest sex I've had has always been the kind where you each seem to intimately understand what's going on without having to say anything. Sometimes having to talk seems kind of banal, whereas if you have a knack for non-verbal communication it can feel like some kind of pseudo-telepathy.
 
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hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man
sphinx said:
"¡Mi culo está desflorado!" hehehe, sounds funny actually, not hot or sexy.

alternatively, ¡¡ay, ay, ay, mi culito me arde!!! hehehe XD
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People actually say that?

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SpaceBridge

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Alcoori said:
I mean my butthole is all widespread conveys the meaning well enough.

I'm guessing you just wanna say that his penis is so big it's really stretching you out, but I can't really think of any good way of saying it. There's just something about gaping holes that is not really truly attractive, ha.
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Definitely. Saw a porn with a dudes gaping hole. Not hot at all....
 
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Henchmen21

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Argh..... Does anyone know how to get past Luigi's Purple Comet in SMG1? I've tried and tried and tried but can't get past it. It's my last star too.
 
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daripad

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Henchmen21 said:
Argh..... Does anyone know how to get past Luigi's Purple Comet in SMG1? I've tried and tried and tried but can't get past it. It's my last star too.
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Luigi's purple comet? The 2D one where you have to collect the purple coins? Use the long jump a lot, don't use every green platform at the beginning, use them when you are coming back. For the ones that are out of the stage (in groups of 5 IIRC) use the spin close to them and you'll get them all. And go to the right first, leave the left side later because that is the easiest one
 
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Bel Marduk

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umop_3pisdn said:
I don't really get being particularly verbal during sex. I mean verbalizing can be hot but not really as the default for me, non-verbal communication is sexier with some verbal communication thrown in here and there for texture. The hottest sex I've had has always been the kind where you each seem to intimately understand what's going on without having to say anything. Sometimes having to talk seems kind of banal, whereas if you have a knack for non-verbal communication it can feel like some kind of pseudo-telepathy.
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I like verbal abuse during sex. Nothing turns me on more than being called 'fagboy.'
 
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Henchmen21

Banned
daripad said:
Luigi's purple comet? The 2D one where you have to collect the purple coins? Use the long jump a lot, don't use every green platform at the beginning, use them when you are coming back. For the ones that are out of the stage (in groups of 5 IIRC) use the spin close to them and you'll get them all. And go to the right first, leave the left side later because that is the easiest one
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See I've tried something like that but always mess up. I could do it but between the 3:00 timer and the fact that all the ground is working to kill you.
 
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neojubei

Will drop pants for Sony.
Bel Marduk said:
People find self-pity unattractive? Imagine that.
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I don't understand. Just feels like I am left out of gay world. Had a gay group therapy today and even they were talking about sex and relationships. It's like I am always outside looking in.

daripad said:
Nope. I've had 0 of them, so I win!
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You are much younger and better looking than me so you'll have a lot of experience in the future. Me not so much.
 
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Bel Marduk

Banned
neojubei said:
I don't understand. Just feels like I am left out of gay world. Had a gay group therapy today and even they were talking about sex and relationships. It's like I am always outside looking in.
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Dude. You are on the outside because it seems you have no self-confidence and no willingness to improve yourself. You feel that you're fat, exercise a bit and then blame it on your genes. Put a little bit more effort into things instead of just giving up. Nobody is going to be attracted to you because they feel sorry for you. I suffer from severe depression, too. I know that its easy to get stuck in a vortex of negativity but you can't let it swallow you.
 
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neojubei

Will drop pants for Sony.
Bel Marduk said:
Dude. You are on the outside because it seems you have no self-confidence and no willingness to improve yourself. You feel that you're fat, exercise a bit and then blame it on your genes. Put a little bit more effort into things instead of just giving up. Nobody is going to be attracted to you because they feel sorry for you. I suffer from severe depression, too. I know that its easy to get stuck in a vortex of negativity but you can't let it swallow you.
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I'm sorry
 
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daripad

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neojubei said:
You are much younger and better looking than me so you'll have a lot of experience in the future. Me not so much.
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Well, I don't think so. I'm younger but I'll get older without doing anything about it. And as I get older I won't be better looking than you.

Necromanti said:
*virgin high-five*
Ain't gonna mope about it, though. :)
*slits wrists*
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We are awesome. We resist every bad stuff the world offers nowadays. (It felt a little religious lol)
 
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neojubei

Will drop pants for Sony.
daripad said:
Well, I don't think so. I'm younger but I'll get older without doing anything about it. And as I get older I won't be better looking than you.



We are awesome. We resist every bad stuff the world offers nowadays. (It felt a little religious lol)
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Daripad you are really cute. Way better than me trust me
 
DR2K

DR2K

Banned
sphinx said:
yeah, that's what I meant, and seeing how "My butthole is all widespread" doesn't mean what I thought, I honestly have no idea what I just said XD.

how would you guys as native speakers understand the phrase? does it actually mean something or is it just fun to read but has no practical use?





oh come on guys share, use spoilertags. I want to learn! ^_^
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You should probably say something along the lines of
"You're opening me up so good or so much" It doesn't imply that the hole is loose, and it encourges the guy doing the fucking.
 
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FerDS

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I am in the (apparently small) group that doesn't have much to add to this particular conversation. Hopefully that will change soon ;)
 
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Holmes

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You know that thing that people do in porn where one guy grabs the other guy and sort of moves him to whatever position he wants? Every time I try to do that, but my boyfriend never cooperates so I usually just verbally instruct him to go in whatever position I want him in instead. That's the gist of my sexy time talking. :lol
 
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