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[Fimbulvetr]

the term we use in italian to describe a person who just lay still during sex is "gatta morta".
The translation would be something like "dead pussy"

Go Latin and say "felis mortuus." Not only does it mean the same thing, but phonetically it says "feel is more to us!" /nerd

I know what words I'm adding to my vocabulary today.

 

[nickcv]

Go Latin and say "felis mortuus." Not only does it mean the same thing, but phonetically it says "feel is more to us!" /nerd

but that just works if you read it like an english word =P
the real phonetic is fell-is more-too-s /ubernerd

 

[DR2K]

bottoms shouldn't just lay down and relax. I like it when they participate and say and do naughty things...

Good bottoms are hard to find.

 

[Trigger]

the term we use in italian to describe a person who just lay still during sex is "gatta morta".
The translation would be something like "dead pussy"

Haha

 

[SpaceBridge]

Good bottoms are hard to find.

Considering the high ratio of them.

 

[Alrus]

In french (well, around where I live at least) we describe a totally passive bottom(or a girl) as a "starfish" heh. Thankfully my boyfriend isn't one

 

[Ahasverus]

Good bottoms are hard to find.

Oh yeah. My current situation is some of a trade.
My past 2 bf's were great bottoms, the way they moved and made wierd positions drove me crazy, and my current bf is not that .. ehm.. active?.. anyway ,but he is so much more sex-hungry than them, he's the cleanest man I could ever hope to lay with AND never needs lube.
He's that awesome.

 

[Alcoori]

You know what's really hard to find? A truly versatile guy. Not someone who's more of a top/bottom and will occasionally do the other, someone who is eager and willing to do both, preferably in the same session.

 

[btkadams]

You know what's really hard to find? A truly versatile guy. Not someone who's more of a top/bottom and will occasionally do the other, someone who is eager and willing to do both, preferably in the same session.

agreed. i prefer doing both, especially in the same session. haven't had that with someone in a year :'(

 

[Ahasverus]

You know what's really hard to find? A truly versatile guy. Not someone who's more of a top/bottom and will occasionally do the other, someone who is eager and willing to do both, preferably in the same session.

Completely understandable. I /was/ versatile long time ago, but sex was hit and miss then, certainly bottoming was not for me, even with my bfs telling me I was the best the've had in their lives, I simply didn't enjoyed it that much. Bottoming is hard

 

[SpaceBridge]

You know what's really hard to find? A truly versatile guy. Not someone who's more of a top/bottom and will occasionally do the other, someone who is eager and willing to do both, preferably in the same session.

Completely understandable. I /was/ versatile long time ago, but sex was hit and miss then, certainly bottoming was not for me, even with my bfs telling me I was the best the've had in their lives, I simply didn't enjoyed it that much. Bottoming is hard

Agree with both of these. Everytime I feel like I'm ready to try abd bottom again, my body rejects.

 

[BeesEight]

For everyone that said you were going to start working out Monday or need to workout in general. Today is a great day to start.

Just finished a cardio session after waking up. Absolutely no energy and it killed me. Got my weights now in two hours. Hopefully some food will perk me up.

congrats Graham wants us to start jogging but I prefer to cycle.

I'll jog with Graham if you don't want to.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Agree with both of these. Everytime I feel like I'm ready to try abd bottom again, my body rejects.

Sounds like you just need to find the right guy.

 

[Dany]

You know whats the hardest thing to find, no like seriously? A boyfriend. ;_;

 

[User 73706]

You know whats the hardest thing to find, no like seriously? A boyfriend. ;_;

like dis if u cry everytiem

 

[Escape Goat]

Good bottoms are hard to find.

You're not a bottom? Color me fooled.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

You know whats the hardest thing to find, no like seriously? A boyfriend. ;_;

Yup. I've practically given up on it. No more depending on the feelings of others.

 

[Ahasverus]

You know whats the hardest thing to find, no like seriously? A boyfriend. ;_;

I think you look good..! I don't think it's about your looks then.. try to open more.!
(and for the love of god don't start with sexual innuendo in the first chat, that devalues your bf potential x100)

 

[Dead Man]

Good bottoms are hard to find.

Hard tops are good to find.

 

[Bailey 87]

I'll jog with Graham if you don't want to.

 

[Dead Man]

LOL. What the hell is that gif from?

 

[Mystic Theurge]

LOL. What the hell is that gif from?

Spartacus. Amazing show.

 

[neojubei]

Oh yeah. My current situation is some of a trade.
My past 2 bf's were great bottoms, the way they moved and made wierd positions drove me crazy, and my current bf is not that .. ehm.. active?.. anyway ,but he is so much more sex-hungry than them, he's the cleanest man I could ever hope to lay with AND never needs lube.
He's that awesome.

Wow.

 

[Mr_Zombie]

LOL. What the hell is that gif from?

Spartacus. Great show with a bunch of half-naked (very often fully naked) handsome guys

 

[Dead Man]

Spartacus. Amazing show.

Ah. It's in the queue, I might need to move it up the list a bit. Cheers.

Spartacus. Great show with a bunch of half-naked (very often fully naked) handsome guys

Even better!

 

[Henchmen21]

Stupid stomach woke me up. Only had 4hrs sleep.

 

[Dany]

I think you look good..! I don't think it's about your looks then.. try to open more.!
(and for the love of god don't start with sexual innuendo in the first chat, that devalues your bf potential x100)

OH well I've dated, I had a fun date this weekend but I don't think it'll lead to much. :/

 

[DR2K]

You're not a bottom? Color me fooled.

Nope, love riding that ass.

Looks like I'm going to honolulu for work this summer.

 

[User 73706]

Everyone always thinks I'm gay but then I'm bi.

Everyone always, by extension, thinks I'm a bottom but I'm a complete and absolute top.

They're weird misconceptions to have.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Hard tops are good to find.

Tops are a rare breed indeed.

 

[DR2K]

Tops are a rare breed indeed.

Maybe that's why gay men love straight men so much.

 

[Vazra]

Crappy Phone Quality and not on my bestest day of looks.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Nope, love riding that ass.

.

That's what they all say when they're lying in their backs, legs up in the air.

Maybe that's why gay men love straight men so much.

Gurl, how many straight guys do you know who don't bottom?

 

[DR2K]

That's what they all say when they're lying in their backs, legs up in the air.



Gurl, how many straight guys do you know who don't bottom?

Ha, I have a show ass not a go ass. Plus I like being in control too much.

Shit a lot of the straight acting guys I've met are the biggest queens this side of Texas.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I always thought I'd be a top when IT happens.

Apparently not.

What happened.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

What happened.

IT

 

[Magnus]

Agree with both of these. Everytime I feel like I'm ready to try abd bottom again, my body rejects.

Ugh, tell me about it. The bold is all my sexual frustration boiled down to a sentence.

 

[sphinx]

regarding talking during sex (about sex itself of course), I love it, do you guys talk during sex?

here some spoilertagged (don't read if you don't like sex or porn!) nice lines to try during sexual intercourse:

Spoiler

(all should be said while in passionate, fast tempo anal intercourse)

B: "Damn, you are pounding my ass so hard!"
T: "But you love it, don't you?"
B: "Yeah but look at it, my butthole is so widespread, man"
T: "Well, That's your man's doing, so you don't forget who you belong to"...
B: ????

(any other Gaffer can continue this erotic dream, I gotta go to the gym)
lol

 

[Escape Goat]

its so widespread


holy shit loool

 

[Bailey 87]

regarding talking during sex (about sex itself of course), I love it, do you guys talk during sex?

here some spoilertagged (don't read if you don't like sex or porn!) nice lines to try during sexual intercourse:

Spoiler

(all should be said while in passionate, fast tempo anal intercourse)

B: "Damn, you are pounding my ass so hard!"
T: "But you love it, don't you?"
B: "Yeah but look at it, my butthole is so widespread, man"
T: "Well, That's your man's doing, so you don't forget who you belong to"...
B: ????

(any other Gaffer can continue this erotic dream, I gotta go to the gym)
lol

If my bf said to me

Spoiler

my butthole is so widespread

I would stop having sex and go play some games or something.

I'm not a big fan of talking while having sex if my bf can speak while we're having sex I'm not doing it right

 

[sphinx]

lol,

I used the wrong word then, it was supposed to be hot, not weird or anything. it's very likely a result of english not being my first language.

at least we can laught at it.

 

[Trigger]

regarding talking during sex (about sex itself of course), I love it, do you guys talk during sex?

here some spoilertagged (don't read if you don't like sex or porn!) nice lines to try during sexual intercourse:

Spoiler

(all should be said while in passionate, fast tempo anal intercourse)

B: "Damn, you are pounding my ass so hard!"
T: "But you love it, don't you?"
B: "Yeah but look at it, my butthole is so widespread, man"
T: "Well, That's your man's doing, so you don't forget who you belong to"...
B: ????

(any other Gaffer can continue this erotic dream, I gotta go to the gym)
lol

Haha, I'm dying. I don't talk during sex minus a moan or two.

 

[DR2K]

regarding talking during sex (about sex itself of course), I love it, do you guys talk during sex?

here some spoilertagged (don't read if you don't like sex or porn!) nice lines to try during sexual intercourse:

Spoiler

(all should be said while in passionate, fast tempo anal intercourse)

B: "Damn, you are pounding my ass so hard!"
T: "But you love it, don't you?"
B: "Yeah but look at it, my butthole is so widespread, man"
T: "Well, That's your man's doing, so you don't forget who you belong to"...
B: ????

(any other Gaffer can continue this erotic dream, I gotta go to the gym)
lol

Widespread stuff man. I'm too verbal in bed, afraid of sharing some stuff here lol.

 

[Escape Goat]

lol,

I used the wrong word then, it was supposed to be hot, not weird or anything. it's very likely a result of english not being my first language.

at least we can laught at it.

Its been awhile and I'm still laughing my ass off. Someone needs to try this one out and see how it works in practice.

 

[Mr_Zombie]

I was able to do my fastest 10K yesterday, felt good!

Yep, I took a two months break from working out and started back up last week and I forgot how awesome it feels pumping weights. I've decided to do more cardio, my stamina is at an all time low

Just finished a cardio session after waking up. Absolutely no energy and it killed me. Got my weights now in two hours. Hopefully some food will perk me up.

Goddamn you guys. I was planning to relax a little bit this evening but nope, I start reading those posts and felt bad for myself. >:|

I've just returned from a 40-minutes jog (~7km). My stamina is low nowadays - had to slow down few times; I need to work on it.

 

[Alcoori]

Maybe you meant stretched out? Even so that's not really sexy.

I'd be like

"Bitch, are you telling me my asshole's gaping?"

 

[Bel Marduk]

You know whats the hardest thing to find, no like seriously? A boyfriend. ;_;

Oh come on dany. It really isn't.. you're probably just looking in the wrong places.

 

[Masamuna]

I'm very verbal, and very versatile. To be quiet is a turn off, but moans and plenty of thrashing will suffice.

Edit- My better half may be getting a new job. If so our combined income will make us middle class. Woot! Only problem being he'd start second shift for a while and coming home @ 4am for most of the week. Itd only be temporary though, but I'd have to adjust to him not being in the bed when I go to sleep :'(

 

[Sai-kun]

Living on my own was the best because when I could get it, I could have all the noisy sex I wanted. Having to be quiet sucks

Spoiler

i'm a moaner

edit: unrelated but finding a boyfriend is the hardest thing ever i can confirm this

 

[nickcv]

I'm very verbal, and very versatile. To be quiet is a turn off, but moans and plenty of thrashing will suffice.

Edit- My better half may be getting a new job. If so our combined income will make us middle class. Woot! Only problem being he'd start second shift for a while and coming home @ 4am for most of the week. Itd only be temporary though, but I'd have to adjust to him not being in the bed when I go to sleep :'(

grats on the new job!
ps: what salary constitutes "middle class"?