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[_Isaac]

You know that thing that people do in porn where one guy grabs the other guy and sort of moves him to whatever position he wants? Every time I try to do that, but my boyfriend never cooperates so I usually just verbally instruct him to go in whatever position I want him in instead. That's the gist of my sexy time talking. :lol

That stuff is super hot in porn. What do you mean he doesn't cooperate? Does he wriggle around or something? Maybe you should start lifting weights.

 

[VICTORsaurio]

I could have gotten laid with the guy I was dating but apparently he was too shy to tell me to fuck him while we were fooling around.

Funny thing is he was always (jokingly) pestering me about him never loosing his virginity.

Spoiler

The last time we were together, after we both knew I had protection so we could finally do it, we did some foreplay, then I was jerking him off and made him come (he tried to stop me but I told him I wanted him to and kept going). After he finished he was mad because we didn't fuck. And I was like: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!. And he was like: What was I supposed to say? FUUUUUCK ME!!!!!??? (like it's a really nasty word that no one should ever say). And I was like: YES!!!!!

Oh well... that was that

 

[DR2K]

You know that thing that people do in porn where one guy grabs the other guy and sort of moves him to whatever position he wants? Every time I try to do that, but my boyfriend never cooperates so I usually just verbally instruct him to go in whatever position I want him in instead. That's the gist of my sexy time talking. :lol

Be more forceful and aggressive. If you're unsure of yourself so will he.

 

[RM8]

Chef Aaron Craze is so nice to look at :3

His show "Taste Off" being actually fun doesn't hurt either.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Chef Aaron Craze is so nice to look at :3



His show "Taste Off" being actually fun doesn't hurt either.

I really like his eyes :0

 

[Mr_Zombie]

Chef Aaron Craze is so nice to look at :3

His show "Taste Off" being actually fun doesn't hurt either.

Guy has nice eyes.

 

[Lowlander2]

Oh, man. That guy with the weird strap of facial hair in print production trimmed it today, and...

There's no way I'm not going to try talking to him. Maybe in the next production week.

 

[MarkusRJR]

Thinking of shaving off my hair and trying out a buzz cut. ;_;

I hate having to deal with it every day and honestly want to see what I'll look bald or with a buzz cut, but everyone tells me bald people are ugly so I dunno.

 

[Dead Man]

Thinking of shaving off my hair and trying out a buzz cut. ;_;

I hate having to deal with it every day and honestly want to see what I'll look bald or with a buzz cut, but everyone tells me bald people are ugly so I dunno.

Fuck those people. Do it. It'll grow back if you don't like it.

Oh, man. That guy with the weird strap of facial hair in print production trimmed it today, and...

There's no way I'm not going to try talking to him. Maybe in the next production week.

DO IT.

 

[markot]

Thinking of shaving off my hair and trying out a buzz cut. ;_;

I hate having to deal with it every day and honestly want to see what I'll look bald or with a buzz cut, but everyone tells me bald people are ugly so I dunno.

 

[Dany]

Bald people aren't ugly

 

[Escape Goat]

Bald people aren't ugly

 

[Dany]

boom.

 

[Escape Goat]

boom.

 

[Alcoori]

Baldness isn't for everyone, but it looks good on some people.

 

[Escape Goat]

Baldness isn't for everyone, but it looks good on some people.

I agree. I find bald men sexy but sometimes it just doesn't fit. If you do go bald start hitting the gym and you'll be sex on a stick. Preferably my stick.

 

[MarkusRJR]

I agree. I find bald men sexy but sometimes it just doesn't fit. If you do go bald start hitting the gym and you'll be sex on a stick. Preferably my stick.

I've just started getting into a workout routine. I wanna get back in shape by the end of the year.

Might just hold off on the buzz cut for a few months until I lose a bit of weight.

 

[Escape Goat]

I've just started getting into a workout routine. I wanna get back in shape by the end of the year.

Might just hold off on the buzz cut for a few months until I lose a bit of weight.

Excellent goals. Sounds like you're reinventing your image. Its a fun thing to do.

Hnnng...

 

[MarkusRJR]

Excellent goals. Sounds like you're reinventing your image. Its a fun thing to do.

Hnnng...

Yeah I turned 20 this month and I feel like I really need to grow up. I can't waste my time all on the internet like I used to as a teenager.

As for that image, I don't wanna get that ripped. Just a slim and toned.

 

[nickcv]

Excellent goals. Sounds like you're reinventing your image. Its a fun thing to do.

Hnnng...

could you wrap him for me please? i'll take two

 

[mantidor]

Baldness isn't for everyone, but it looks good on some people.

It's like beards, although it usually has good results, there's certain bone structures that can't pull a good looking beard.

 

[Dany]

that looks like the chicago transit system. :O where can i find this man!?

 

[HappyPuppy]

I could have gotten laid with the guy I was dating but apparently he was too shy to tell me to fuck him while we were fooling around.

Funny thing is he was always (jokingly) pestering me about him never loosing his virginity.

Spoiler

The last time we were together, after we both knew I had protection so we could finally do it, we did some foreplay, then I was jerking him off and made him come (he tried to stop me but I told him I wanted him to and kept going). After he finished he was mad because we didn't fuck. And I was like: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!. And he was like: What was I supposed to say? FUUUUUCK ME!!!!!??? (like it's a really nasty word that no one should ever say). And I was like: YES!!!!!

Oh well... that was that

"Entre broma y broma la verdad se asoma" google translation: Between jokes, truth looms.

A saying in Spanish. By the story seems this man had a hard time being frank when it comes to sex. Sometimes jokes can be used to talk about an issue, while at the same time not talk about it. If he continuously jokes about other issues, take that into account and just ask directly (e.g Are you interested in losing your virginity?).

About your sexual encounter. You were jacking him off, he tried to stop you (don't know if he verbalize it, such as stop or slow down) but he communicated that he wanted to stop, you continued cause you wanted him to cum. Don't know how was the experience for him, maybe it was sour, maybe it was good.
Considering this guy is a virgin, and don't know how much weigh falls into his virginity. I think it was a good thing that you guys didn't went "all the way", and to take this time to talk about openly. Therefore having a better understanding about your desires, wants, needs and boundaries. And you can shout such lines as:

"Yeah but look at it, my butthole is so widespread, man" credits to Sphynx.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Thinking of shaving off my hair and trying out a buzz cut. ;_;

Noooooo You have such nice hair! No one should shave off their hair unless it's absolutely necessary...

Spoiler

Not a fan of the bald look at all

 

[MarkusRJR]

Noooooo You have such nice hair! No one should shave off their hair unless it's absolutely necessary...

Spoiler

Not a fan of the bald look at all

I have bad genes and have already started to have my hair recede a bit. It's not that bad at all but looking at my family tree tells me I'm boned, so I want to see how I'll look (and if I should just accept my fate or go on hair losses medications which may have side effects).

 

[RM8]

Bald look is okay. Looks great with stubble, makes sunglasses stand out more, I think. That being said, my father is 57 and his hair isn't going anywhere, mine will probably follow suit.

 

[Prez]

Thinking of shaving off my hair and trying out a buzz cut. ;_;

I hate having to deal with it every day and honestly want to see what I'll look bald or with a buzz cut, but everyone tells me bald people are ugly so I dunno.

Go for it. I did the same a few months ago and it was pretty good. Not nearly as bad as I always imagined. I'm letting it grow again though. One thing I've noticed is that both very short and long hair looks good on me but anything in between doesn't.

 

[MarkusRJR]

Bald look is okay. Looks great with stubble, makes sunglasses stand out more, I think. That being said, my father is 57 and his hair isn't going anywhere, mine will probably follow suit.

Yeah iirc the only legitimate drug apparently causes depression in 80% of young people and can also cause gyno (large tender nipples), infertility, and potentially erectile dysfunction (that may continue even after getting off the drug). I kinda wanna just accept my inevitable baldness and move on with live. As someone who just got out of near crippling depression I don't wanna go back.

 

[Alcoori]

Yeah iirc the only legitimate drug apparently causes depression in 80% of young people and can also cause gyno (large tender nipples), infertility, and potentially erectile dysfunction (that may continue even after getting off the drug). I kinda wanna just accept my inevitable baldness and move on with live. As someone who just got out of near crippling depression I don't wanna go back.

Just let it go man. Hair is such a silly thing to worry about as a man. Don't be that guy who covers his baldness with the last few wisps of hair he has (not that you're there yet).

Try the buzz cut, if you don't like it don't worry too much about it, it'll grow back.

 

[MarkusRJR]

Just let it go man. Hair is such a silly thing to worry about as a man. Don't be that guy who covers his baldness with the last few wisps of hair he has (not that you're there yet).

Try the buzz cut, if you don't like it don't worry too much about it, it'll grow back.

I'll do it when I next need a hair cut I suppose. I just got one 2 weeks ago so it'll be a month or so till I get around to the buzz cut.

 

[Prez]

I'll do it when I next need a hair cut I suppose. I just got one 2 weeks ago so it'll be a month or so till I get around to the buzz cut.

Just do it yourself like I did.

 

[mantidor]

The only problem with baldness is that you will never look young, ever, if you are under 40 you will always look older than your actual age.

But if you have to let it go, let it go, and don't look back.

 

[wildm4ninside]

Excellent goals. Sounds like you're reinventing your image. Its a fun thing to do.

Hnnng...

Well, the bald head is the last thing I notice in this guy. I mean did you see his arms? They are huge, man!

could you wrap him for me please? i'll take two

You and I will discuss this later at home

Ps: hi everybody I've been lurking for a while

 

[Vazra]

Widespread stuff man. I'm too verbal in bed, afraid of sharing some stuff here lol.

Share with spoiler tags LOL

 

[MarkusRJR]

Just do it yourself like I did.

I'm not a magician.

I'll get someone else to do it for me, but I feel like it's a waste of money to cut off all my hair after just getting it cut.

 

[VICTORsaurio]

"Entre broma y broma la verdad se asoma" google translation: Between jokes, truth looms.

A saying in Spanish. By the story seems this man had a hard time being frank when it comes to sex. Sometimes jokes can be used to talk about an issue, while at the same time not talk about it. If he continuously jokes about other issues, take that into account and just ask directly (e.g Are you interested in losing your virginity?).

About your sexual encounter. You were jacking him off, he tried to stop you (don't know if he verbalize it, such as stop or slow down) but he communicated that he wanted to stop, you continued cause you wanted him to cum. Don't know how was the experience for him, maybe it was sour, maybe it was good.
Considering this guy is a virgin, and don't know how much weigh falls into his virginity. I think it was a good thing that you guys didn't went "all the way", and to take this time to talk about openly. Therefore having a better understanding about your desires, wants, needs and boundaries. And you can shout such lines as:

"Yeah but look at it, my butthole is so widespread, man" credits to Sphynx.

Well, he's not actually a virgin, he only jokes about it (because he hasn't gotten laid in so long).

Maybe I shouldn't have made him come when I did but I didn't think he'd just stop afterwards, I assumed we would have kept going 'til I came. I just wanted to give him pleasure

Spoiler

though I might have some issues cause it was really hard to make my ex cum)

.

Anyway, we've been talking and even though I really like him, I don't think we'll get back together.

 

[BeesEight]

Yeah iirc the only legitimate drug apparently causes depression in 80% of young people and can also cause gyno (large tender nipples), infertility, and potentially erectile dysfunction (that may continue even after getting off the drug). I kinda wanna just accept my inevitable baldness and move on with live. As someone who just got out of near crippling depression I don't wanna go back.

Yeah, the medication isn't worth it. Only people that it's ever really "recommended" is for the old folks where many of the side effects won't be nearly as bad. But, even then, it's just hair. Join the bald league! We're better anyway. We've got cakes or something.

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Yeah I turned 20 this month and I feel like I really need to grow up. I can't waste my time all on the internet like I used to as a teenager.

As for that image, I don't wanna get that ripped. Just a slim and toned.

Those were my exact thoughts when I turned 20. Granted, my problem is gaining mass, rather than losing weight. :/

 

[sruckus]

When do piercings look bad in a guy? I kind of like the look of them and am looking to make changes to my look anyway. Good at all? 1 ear or 2?

 

[Bladenic]

When do piercings look bad in a guy? I kind of like the look of them and am looking to make changes to my look anyway. Good at all? 1 ear or 2?

1 ear if you're gay, 2 if... well you're gay or straight.

 

[MyAbsolution]

Bald look is okay. Looks great with stubble, makes sunglasses stand out more, I think. That being said, my father is 57 and his hair isn't going anywhere, mine will probably follow suit.

IIRC, your hair loss/gain is dependent entirely on your mother, not father.

Mother's carry the balding gene, so even if your father's hair fell out at 21, doesn't mean yours will.

Mother's get it from their father's, and pass it on to their sons, who then pass it on to daughters

So if your grandpa on mother's side is bald at an early/late age is the best indicator.

 

[RM8]

My mother's father died at a rather young age, so there's no way to know :/

I thought I'd get my father's hair-longevity because we both have a TON of thick, dark hair. I had no idea it was mother-dependent :O

 

[sruckus]

1 ear if you're gay, 2 if... well you're gay or straight.

Lol I feel like I'm back in HS!

 

[MyAbsolution]

My mother's father died at a rather young age, so there's no way to know :/

I thought I'd get my father's hair-longevity because we both have a TON of thick, dark hair. I had no idea it was mother-dependent :O

Its a point of contention in science, but i think general agreed theory so far is one I listed.

My maternal grandfather had hair forever... so in my case I think I'm good. Of the 5 grandson's, Im youngest at 25 (eldest 34), and none of us are balding. One has grey hairs at 29 though.

 

[Prez]

My mother's father died at a rather young age, so there's no way to know :/

That's a myth. My mother's father has a full head of hair and I and my brother are balding.

 

[MyAbsolution]

That's a myth. My mother's father has a full head of hair and I and my brother are balding.

Myth is something without any scientific backing. Which this theory does have.

And its not a guarantee. Science is rarely black and white.

 

[mantidor]

When do piercings look bad in a guy?

Always

I'm all for people doing with their bodies what they want, but I've never seen a peircing that isn't tacky or just awful. They make me nervous.

 

[Alcoori]

Piercings are fine up until a certain age, then they just make you look ridiculous.

 

[sublime085]

Piercings are fine up until a certain age, then they just make you look ridiculous.

I dunno. I have a thing for tastefully pierced/tatted hipster daddy bears. If a guy can pull that look off, my pants come flying off.

Edit: No PAs though thank you.

 

[SpaceBridge]

I agree. I find bald men sexy but sometimes it just doesn't fit. If you do go bald start hitting the gym and you'll be sex on a stick. Preferably my stick.

Done