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[ilikeme]

You are so fucking sexy, Snake.

Happy birthday!

How much do you weigh btw? You look like the perfect weight

 

[Naked Snake]

Thanks errbody!

I haven't measured my weight in a long time, but it's pretty much always 60kg (132 pounds) and I'm 174cm (5'8")

 

[Mr_Zombie]

My 35th birthday #selfie

Not ready to party

Happy birthday :]

That's a perfect outfit for a party :3

 

[Mr. F]

All those "OMG guise how do I date" threads always blow my mind. Is straight dating exponentially more complicated? I mean for starters what's so terrifying about someone saying "no"? The world doesn't end if you don't click someone. Don't get me wrong, I think dating is tiring and the effort-to-reward ratio is terrible, but some people posting over complicated walls of text on how to say "want to grab a coffee?", lol. This reminds me I haven't dated in ages. Being single and being okay with that is actually a pretty big dating obstacle :0

I think the perceived complication - and specifically the bolded - might be a consequence of one or both parties not being clear enough on their feelings. I don't know if it's a modern trend but some people seem horrified at the idea of being direct when it comes to dating, and I could see that would drive some people to overanalyze or complicate things that would otherwise be simple (like asking someone to go out for coffee).

When I was dating around at the end of last year/beginning of this one, if I was on a date and afterwards realized I wasn't feeling a connection I would be upfront with the person because otherwise it's a waste of both our time. For the most part this went fine without complication, but I'd occasionally have a date that I would think went well only to have the other person be really vague and stringing me along when I'd bring up seeing them again. Even offering people an out, saying it's cool if they weren't interested and to just let me know was apparently too much to ask at times.

 

[Dr. Malik]

do any of yall have that site that tells you what type of gay are you such an otter, bear, etc...

 

[Kangi]

do any of yall have that site that tells you what type of gay are you such an otter, bear, etc...

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

 

[Naked Snake]

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

Says I'm a Wolf. Never heard that term before :/

 

[Trigger]

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

A cub.

i'mokwiththis.jpg

 

[Kangi]

I'm a twink, but I knew that already.

 

[Goldrush]

Was labeled as a gym bunny. Pretty sure that's completely wrong since I have no muscle definition to speak of.

 

[Caladrius]

My 35th birthday
Not ready to party

Happy Birthday!

Survey says I'm a twink.

Old news more Booze.

 

[Dany]

Happy birthday Señor snake

 

[scarlet]

My 35th birthday #selfie

Not ready to party

Happy Birthday Sexy Snake

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

I'm a gym bunny
and i don't even go to gym at all and i have no muscle :\

 

[Masamuna]

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

Apparently I'm a Chub until I drop to 250 unless my waistline drops another 4 sizes by 300. Then I'm a bull. Adding more than average hair seems to be the only way to reach bear status.

Such a gay misfit :O

 

[Dany]

Rejection is part of the process. It builds character. I never stopped trying

 

[HolyBaikal]

snip

Really belated.

But I just wanted to give a thank you for your nice and very, very helpful post.

 

[Sibylus]

Really belated.

But I just wanted to give a thank you for your nice and very, very helpful post.

No problem, don't be afraid to pepper me with questions! I'm around most of the time

 

[User 73706]

Naked Snake is the same height as me, only 10 pounds lighter but looks like that?

fml

 

[TheSeks]

I'm a twink, but I knew that already.

I'm dying at how Twinks are only majorly attractive to other twinks.

Welp, explains my dead sex life if that's how they define me.

 

[Grakl]

apparently I'm a twink

not willing to believe this even though my boyfriend agrees with the website

 

[daripad]

I'm either a Chub or a Twink depending on my waist. I haven't measured that since I lost some weight. That will make it clear (I'm leaning on chub a little since I still have 10 kg to lose but don't look fat :/)

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Still a Pup/Otter. ^__^

 

[_Isaac]

I'm either a Chub or a Twink depending on my waist. I haven't measured that since I lost some weight. That will make it clear (I'm leaning on chub a little since I still have 10 kg to lose but don't look fat :/)

Maybe cub? Do you have to be hairy for that? Maybe seal? This is complicated.

 

[scarlet]

I'm either a Chub or a Twink depending on my waist. I haven't measured that since I lost some weight. That will make it clear (I'm leaning on chub a little since I still have 10 kg to lose but don't look fat :/)

Chub and twink is like a polar opposite

maybe what _Isaac said, a cub?

 

[Dany]

I love when we discuss this.

I'm an otter like always.

 

[daripad]

More than 100 cm of waist gives me this text:

You are a Chub

The next closest match was Twink.
You are least like a Bull.

Edit: Seems like Cubs are very hairy. Definitly not that one

 

[Sagitario]

I just came to the thread quickly to say hi and hoping everyone is doing fine and what do I find? Body type/stereotypes talk... Amazing! :b

Anyway, I hope you guys are all doing fine and enjoying catching those monsters (I just got my copy today, so I'll probably start it soon).

My 35th birthday #selfie
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7db7d720a59edbaeff8af156bb5172fa/tumblr_muo3eclv4I1s5ygfro1_500.jpg
Not ready to party

Damn, Naked Snake!

Spoiler

I still miss this show ( ._.)

 

[Kangi]

I just came to the thread quickly to say hi and hoping everyone is doing fine and what do I find? Body type/stereotypes talk... Amazing! :b

Hey now, I just posted the link because someone asked for it, this is not what I was trying to unleash!

 

[Sagitario]

I am not criticizing, I just found it funny

Forgot to say ¡feliz cumpleaños! to Snake. I'm sorry, picture was to distracting ;D
Snake was one of the first gay gaffers I noticed when I joined GAF, back in the day when I was still a teen. Teh Hamburglar, CrisKre, Cosmic Bus (AKA Hotarubi), Nick, Suerte, Garcia... *sigh*

 

[RM8]

I'm not as hairy as an otter, but not as smooth as a twink. Source: Google images.
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Not only is this commercial awesome, but the song is titled "Tansu no Dansu" which means "Dance of the Closet", lol.

 

[Mr. F]

I'm not as hairy as an otter, but not as smooth as a twink. Source: Google images.
---

Not only is this commercial awesome, but the song is titled "Tansu no Dansu" which means "Dance of the Closet", lol.

I think it says something about me that I was too distracted thinking what could have been controlling those drawers to watch the actual dance.

 

[RM8]

Lol, I was thinking the same the first time I watched it.

 

[Mr. F]

Lol, I was thinking the same the first time I watched it.

Oh good, not just me. It's pretty hypnotic.

Hm, just realized my birthday is in 10 days.

Probably doing nothing.

Spoiler

Likely skipping Halloween as well.

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Happy birthday Snake.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Wow, lots of October birthdays

Spoiler

mine is in a few days too :3

 

[hateradio]

My 35th birthday #selfie

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/801...56bb5172fa/tumblr_muo3eclv4I1s5ygfro1_500.jpg

Not ready to party

Damn, my bad genes!


Happy b-day, btw.

 

[Naked Snake]

Blaming your genes is such a cop out. 80% of your body composition is determined by how you eat.

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. I never treated my birthdays any different than any other day since I was a kid. So I didn't do anything yesterday, didn't see anyone or even left the house.

 

[scarlet]

Googling some break up songs, found Tyler Farr

Spoiler

Forget this post and continue whatever we're discussing

 

[RM8]

*Googles*

Well, good news, we won't be fighting over him

 

[Vazra]

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

Bear. So water is wet I see.

 

[mantidor]

I'm dying at how Twinks are only majorly attractive to other twinks.

Welp, explains my dead sex life if that's how they define me.

It's the same thing with bears... -_-

And I'm still... "average", damn even my gay clique is uneventful lol.

 

[scarlet]

It's the same thing with bears... -_-

And I'm still... "average", damn even my gay clique is uneventful lol.

I'm not old/fat/hairy enough to be bear

I guess i was a chaser when i was a twink lol
Now i'm a cub-ish

 

[Aeriscloud]

Chub, and I'm ok with that.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Wow, lots of October birthdays

Spoiler

mine is in a few days too :3

Me toooooo. Snake beat me to 35 by exactly one week.

 

[RM8]

These labels are so annoying. I mean, am I going to be a 40 years old twink at some point? Lol. I also heavily disagree with the attraction chart. This feels like horoscopes.

Also, happy birthday everyone

 

[mantidor]

These labels are so annoying. I mean, am I going to be a 40 years old twink at some point? Lol. I also heavily disagree with the attraction chart. This feels like horoscopes.

Also, happy birthday everyone

hehe I think being 40 will take you out of the twink zone in that site.

My experience with attraction and rejection is comfirmed by real life experiences though, it might be anecdotal but the "bear" type runs away from the "twink" type and viceversa, the few that don't are indeed very few.

The site is based on polls so there is some truth into it, but it's no bible into the gay world, it just offers a very general picture.

 

[Ty4on]

Edit: ^^^^^^^ Somehow age grows muscles and you turn into a gym rat...

Blaming your genes is such a cop out. 80% of your body composition is determined by how you eat.

I wanna see the reci... eh... sources.

It's the same thing with bears... -_-

It looks really strange, but I guess the number doesn't show what bears like, rather what those who went through the survey and identified themselves as a bear said they liked. There is no hard line separating bears from daddies, chubs or none and neither really have any preferences.

On the bright side twinks are the third highest in average scores

 

[RM8]

Edit: ^^^^^^^ Somehow age grows muscles and you turn into a gym rat...

Lol. Skinny men in their 40s don't belong anywhere.

 

[daripad]

Lol. Skinny men in their 40s don't belong anywhere.

Gay death, etc.

 

[RM8]

So you're dead unless you become a bear?