Better a worm than a can of soda.
In what universe?
Better a worm than a can of soda.
All this dick talk is making me thirsty. I suppose the timing works though, since it's my birthday this weekend :O
#thethirstisreal
Rare archival footage of Ratsky as a child:
I don't really care about penis size or width as long as it is MINE, all mine, I will treat it nicely and feed it everydayand pet it when it's lonely.more like me feeding off of it *giggles*
You may sound absurd but you have the best opinion on this topic.
You are a cool guy
In what universe?
Sis we're joking.
Well, I'm joking, can't speak for them other hoes.
Any dick is better than no dick
You needed me to tell you are cool, didn't you?
Joking. I know Ratsky is the only one talking seriously.
I don't even know what I want lately tbh
Everytime I browse Fort Troff, Ratsky's avatar flashes in my brain whenever I come across a giant toy or sheath. Pangs the humors :O
*Google*
Image on the right of the entrance/18+ page: Good lord, what is that?Iam12andwhatisthis?
Fort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.
Fort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.
Sis we're joking.
Well, I'm joking, can't speak for them other hoes.
A dark place with over priced accessories and tarp. Lots of tarp.
What's the tarp for?
What's the tarp for?
...Actually: Do I really want to know that?
Axe murders and fist parties obvs.
Both are mutually exclusive for you?
Get dat birthday diq
Well, I'm sure both are phenomenal with Huey Lewis.
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American Psycho, I think
Ikr, if I can't feel it on the opposite end of entry I don't even bother.
If there isn't a good chance of having my Sigmoid Colon perforated I don't want it in me.
You are sick, how could you ask for something that big?
Everytime I browse Fort Troff, Ratsky's avatar flashes in my brain whenever I come across a giant toy or sheath. Pangs the humors :O
thickness is more important than length after a point
Rare archival footage of Ratsky as a child:
Image on the right of the entrance/18+ page: Good lord, what is that?Iam12andwhatisthis?
Holy moly, what did I just stumble into? Haly, HalyFort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.
Holy moly, what did I just stumble into? Haly, Haly
Will give it proper viewing time later.
From what I've seen of BadDragon's offerings, it seems most of their wares are much wider than what Fort Troff is stocking, except for their Cyborg line.
I need to stop getting drunk without my bf, since when I'm drunk I'm just desperate to fool around but he's not around.
On that note y'all should follow me on Instagram xoxoxo
Mine's steviewevie92 !! What's yours? :3
Followed. Also hate you for being such an Instagram sensation, mines's boring.
Followed back!! My Instagram is so boring LOLL it's just selfies and my kitten mostly because im a crazy cat lady. I like your insta!! :3
I'm blushing o_o you must be looking at the wrong Instagram page it can't be me o_oBtw also hate you for being so good looking
#stopGoodLookingWhitePeopleOnInstagram
Jk don't stop
I'm blushing o_o you must be looking at the wrong Instagram page it can't be me o_o
But look who's talking!! That backwards hat picture nearly made me pass out ;D!
Stop
And haha I barely have selfies but the ones I have are horrible #drunkdontcare
Oh my god I'm sorry drunk neogaf is the worst
Mine's fulgadrum. Mostly game stuff, but I haven't used it in a while.