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[Bladenic]

Better a worm than a can of soda.

In what universe?

 

[BlueBadger]

All this dick talk is making me thirsty. I suppose the timing works though, since it's my birthday this weekend :O

Spoiler

#thethirstisreal

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Rare archival footage of Ratsky as a child:

 

[daripad]

I feel confused. I am confused.

 

[Bladenic]

All this dick talk is making me thirsty. I suppose the timing works though, since it's my birthday this weekend :O

Spoiler

#thethirstisreal

Get dat birthday diq

 

[Necromanti]

I guess growing up in a desert climate has made me into a camel of sorts.

Spoiler

The thirst shan't prevail over me.

Although I still plan on meeting my New Year's resolution of hooking up with someone before I turn 24 a year from now.

 

[Rayis]

I don't really care about penis size or width as long as it is MINE, all mine, I will treat it nicely and feed it everyday

Spoiler

more like me feeding off of it *giggles*

and pet it when it's lonely.

 

[scarlet]

Rare archival footage of Ratsky as a child:

Someone pleaae post that banana handjob gif from apple core thread.

 

[daripad]

I don't really care about penis size or width as long as it is MINE, all mine, I will treat it nicely and feed it everyday

Spoiler

more like me feeding off of it *giggles*

and pet it when it's lonely.

You may sound absurd but you have the best opinion on this topic.

You are a cool guy

 

[Bladenic]

You may sound absurd but you have the best opinion on this topic.

You are a cool guy

Sis we're joking.

Well, I'm joking, can't speak for them other hoes.

 

[Via Purifico]

In what universe?

The one where I don't want my ass looking like stargate SG-1

 

[scarlet]

Any dick is better than no dick

 

[daripad]

Sis we're joking.

Well, I'm joking, can't speak for them other hoes.

Any dick is better than no dick

You needed me to tell you are cool, didn't you?

Joking. I know Ratsky is the only one talking seriously.

I don't even know what I want lately tbh

 

[Grakl]

You needed me to tell you are cool, didn't you?

Joking. I know Ratsky is the only one talking seriously.

I don't even know what I want lately tbh

you want a boy duh

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I think Ratsky is joking too, only way he hasn't gotten tired of his schtick yet is if he's deliberately inflicting it on us

 

[TheSeks]

Everytime I browse Fort Troff, Ratsky's avatar flashes in my brain whenever I come across a giant toy or sheath. Pangs the humors :O

*Google*

Image on the right of the entrance/18+ page: Good lord, what is that?

Spoiler

Iam12andwhatisthis?

 

[Via Purifico]

Friendly's coffee ice cream with cookies is the best.

 

[Haly]

Fort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.

 

[Masamuna]

*Google*

Image on the right of the entrance/18+ page: Good lord, what is that?

Spoiler

Iam12andwhatisthis?

A dark place with over priced accessories and tarp. Lots of tarp.

Fort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.

They definitely know how to werk the product. At least I've bitten a few times during sales.

 

[TheSeks]

Fort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.

Some of this stuff is just GeorgeTakeiOHMY.mp3 material.

Spoiler

Kinda hot. Sort-of want.

 

[Caladrius]

Sis we're joking.

Well, I'm joking, can't speak for them other hoes.

No my penis is indeed actually a 10-inch long syringe.

 

[daripad]

Nvm

 

[TheSeks]

A dark place with over priced accessories and tarp. Lots of tarp.

What's the tarp for?

...Actually: Do I really want to know that?

 

[Haly]

What's the tarp for?

Sanitation, I imagine.

 

[Masamuna]

What's the tarp for?

...Actually: Do I really want to know that?

Axe murders and fist parties obvs.

 

[TheSeks]

Axe murders and fist parties obvs.

Both are mutually exclusive for you?

 

[Masamuna]

Both are mutually exclusive for you?

Well, I'm sure both are phenomenal with Huey Lewis.

We watched what dreams may come tonight. I cried a little.

 

[BlueBadger]

Get dat birthday diq

Oh gurl you know how it is LOL

 

[TheSeks]

Well, I'm sure both are phenomenal with Huey Lewis.

CaptainAmericaDoesn'tUnderstandThisReference.gif

 

[Grakl]

CaptainAmericaDoesn'tUnderstandThisReference.gif

Spoiler

American Psycho, I think

 

[Masamuna]

Spoiler

American Psycho, I think

Yiss.

 

[Grakl]

avatar change because rocket is fierce as fuck

also lauryn hill is good

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Ikr, if I can't feel it on the opposite end of entry I don't even bother.

If there isn't a good chance of having my Sigmoid Colon perforated I don't want it in me.

Mah sistaz

You are sick, how could you ask for something that big?

12 inches is the worldwide average length. I don't know what to tell you if that hasn't been true in your experience.

Everytime I browse Fort Troff, Ratsky's avatar flashes in my brain whenever I come across a giant toy or sheath. Pangs the humors :O

wtf is a sheath

thickness is more important than length after a point

Rare archival footage of Ratsky as a child:

Replace the banana with an ear of corn and you'll have nailed it.

Image on the right of the entrance/18+ page: Good lord, what is that?

Spoiler

Iam12andwhatisthis?

Same. WTH is that?!

 

[BlueBadger]

avatar change because rocket is fierce as fuck

also lauryn hill is good

I love Lauryn Hill! :O

 

[dragonlife]

Fort Troff has better gay porn than most porn sites.

Holy moly, what did I just stumble into? Haly, Haly

Will give it proper viewing time later.

 

[Grakl]

that site looks icky

where are the

 

[Haly]

Holy moly, what did I just stumble into? Haly, Haly

Will give it proper viewing time later.

I am also new to this.

 

[Haly]

From what I've seen of BadDragon's offerings, it seems most of their wares are much wider than what Fort Troff is stocking, except for their Cyborg line.

 

[Grakl]

From what I've seen of BadDragon's offerings, it seems most of their wares are much wider than what Fort Troff is stocking, except for their Cyborg line.

probably, dragons are big

 

[Bladenic]

I need to stop getting drunk without my bf, since when I'm drunk I'm just desperate to fool around but he's not around.

On that note y'all should follow me on Instagram xoxoxo

 

[BlueBadger]

I need to stop getting drunk without my bf, since when I'm drunk I'm just desperate to fool around but he's not around.

On that note y'all should follow me on Instagram xoxoxo

Mine's steviewevie92 !! What's yours? :3

 

[Bladenic]

Mine's steviewevie92 !! What's yours? :3

Followed. Also hate you for being such an Instagram sensation, mines's boring.

 

[BlueBadger]

Followed. Also hate you for being such an Instagram sensation, mines's boring.

Followed back!! My Instagram is so boring LOLL it's just selfies and my kitten mostly because im a crazy cat lady. I like your insta!! :3

 

[Bladenic]

Followed back!! My Instagram is so boring LOLL it's just selfies and my kitten mostly because im a crazy cat lady. I like your insta!! :3

Btw also hate you for being so good looking

#stopGoodLookingWhitePeopleOnInstagram

Jk don't stop

 

[BlueBadger]

Btw also hate you for being so good looking

#stopGoodLookingWhitePeopleOnInstagram

Jk don't stop

I'm blushing o_o you must be looking at the wrong Instagram page it can't be me o_o
But look who's talking!! That backwards hat picture nearly made me pass out ;D!

 

[Bladenic]

I'm blushing o_o you must be looking at the wrong Instagram page it can't be me o_o
But look who's talking!! That backwards hat picture nearly made me pass out ;D!

Stop

And haha I barely have selfies but the ones I have are horrible #drunkdontcare

Oh my god I'm sorry drunk neogaf is the worst

 

[BlueBadger]

Stop

And haha I barely have selfies but the ones I have are horrible #drunkdontcare

Oh my god I'm sorry drunk neogaf is the worst

Excuse you, your selfies are beyond amazing tbh. #InstaHandsome

 

[dragonlife]

Mine's fulgadrum. Mostly game stuff, but I haven't used it in a while.

 

[Bladenic]

Mine's fulgadrum. Mostly game stuff, but I haven't used it in a while.

Followed because you were stanning Tales of Vesperia, my favorite.

 

[dragonlife]

ToV is pretty damn awesome, yeah. Followed you both.

Your selfie game's good, bladenic. Don't worry.