RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
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What if I don't know them and they're a one night stand?
lmao
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What if I don't know them and they're a one night stand?
lmao
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Dirty talk. Implication is king, and we mortals but drink on our knees.
Learn from the master.
Apparently they do, according to that NY survey Mumei posted a few years ago. FML
I don't know. My dirty talk is pretty mild. Like:
Him: "Please don't kiss my neck. I get hickey too easily. People at the office will talk about it."
Me: *kiss and nibble his neck anyway* "It's a good look on you"
*he moans*
Or you can take it from porn:
"Yeah fuck me hard daddy!"
"Yeah, you like that don't you, you little slut?!"
"Fuck me, fuck me like the trash that I am!"
"I'm going to make you moan all night"
"Oh man, you're so deep inside me"
etc.....
This will terrify me as it brings back memory of Chris Walker from "Outlast".
"You were here, weren't you little pig? I'll find all of you whores."
Blood Diamonds
Banned
is saying "you like that?" repeatedly during sex considered dirty talking?
definitely
Blood Diamonds
Banned
what if like.. you ask, and they don't answer so you ask again and they don't answer again
then it just gets awkward it's really risky
just keep repeating it's part of the dirty talk
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
wtf is implication
some of that is really hawt tho
See, that's just comical to me. I don't think I could say any of that without bursting into laughter.
Henchmen21
Banned
Maybe he wants to have sex with a cop? Someone call Christopher in here.
If you're a porn star, sure.
Lol didn't even notice you were back. Thought you perma'd yourself. Welcome Back. Though the irony of you choosing the one day that Gaf was done to come back.
As to the dirty talk thing. I recall a Sean Cody behind the scenes vid where one of the performers was trying it and was really bad at it.
You know, subtlety. Innuendo, double entendres, prose so purple you'd mistake it for a blushing glans!
Blood Diamonds
Banned
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
I think it really depends on the situation of the sexual encounter you're in. If you two are quiet then adding those lines would be hilarious. But if you guys are already panting for each other or in complete lust for each other, those lines would just amplify the already sexually charged tension.
Mind blanking on me, so I'm just going to swipe this mention from Cracked.
Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
LOL
Maybe, but I sort of feel like I would find that stuff funny even if I was in the heat of the moment.
i guess my second question would be: is there a dictionary for implications
The implication is that you're a size queen through your various size queen comments.
So just keep telling him that he's big.
If it's true, then you won't need to laugh and it'll be a nice confidence boost for him, through the implication that he was a big penis.
Trash? What's wrong with that guy.
IIRC, the scenario was a rich guy fucking a homeless guy henceforth the 'trash' thing. I wouldn't expect coherence in porn though. I mean they usually have all sorts of messed up situations: a guy who have sex with his abductor, a married man who can't say "no" to a blowjob, a trainer/massage therapist who seduces his client and said client liking it, etc. AKA scenarios that will never happen in real life.
IRL many gay guys are too timid to even fucking say "Hi, how's things?" and instead chose to hover around you like a fly, hoping you'll initiate the convo instead. I wouldn't expect any of them to give spontaneous blowjob in the change room of a gym.
Garcia
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Oruweisu dikku.
How does one learn how to "talk dirty"? Whenever someone asks me to do it I'm always like:
You learn to become comfortable with it and its so damn sexy to do/retrieve. :3
Masquerader
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Hello, Lgbt Gaf!
Bisexual fellow here who has been lurking for a little bit. :c
I would have introduced myself earlier, but I saw awkward comic book romance involving some of my favourite characters, so... Yep!
Bisexual fellow here who has been lurking for a little bit. :c
I would have introduced myself earlier, but I saw awkward comic book romance involving some of my favourite characters, so... Yep!
Comic Book romance is generally weird to me.
Garcia
Member
I should probably come by here more often as I'm a trans peep. You may see me on gaming side spitting too much venom sometimes.
Hi.
Welcome around, Marcel. Besides this thread, are you also part of the Trans-GAF community? It's pretty amazing how progressive the Off-topic side of this forum can be.
I've come by the thread sometimes but haven't felt like there was a natural time to introduce myself. Someone bothered to open the door for an introduction in here so I decided to shove my way in as well, heh.
Garcia
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There's always a start. =)
Again, welcome aboard. Hope you have a great time around here.
Masquerader
Member
... Oh, dear. One is slightly disdainful and wary about Pokemon... Does it get... bad?
Garcia
Member
And, speaking of transitions, it's been a while since I last got into a twink/bear discussion (which tend to be quite popular as well, lol).
How could you dislike a world where all you really have to worry about is managing your little fighting pets and dressing stylishly?
Masquerader
Member
Maybe you have a youthful personality...? In any case, do not sweat it~
Henchmen21
Banned
What? 22 still is twink. Don't sweat it though. As long as you're not perving on underage guys your fine.
I've never liked twinks, not even when I was really young.
Yay for me I guess, since I'm into the age group I like, not leaving it behind
Henchmen21
Banned
Lol you probably will when you reach that age. I know I did.
Don't worry about the time thing. It happens to a lot of us. Hell, I'm still wondering where the last 10 years went.
umop_3pisdn
Member
IME they broaden. Early 20's me was a picky bitch.
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What if I don't know them and they're a one night stand?
lmao
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holy shit perfect gif usage ratsky-chan lmao
Well, well. What's the implication here?
It's a mostly-good show. It had its low points with season five/six/seven, I think. But the last one was better.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
im not tho
hes not tho
I guess I should practice...maybe on chatroulette or something...
One of us! One of us!
I should probably come by here more often as I'm a trans peep. You may see me on gaming side spitting too much venom sometimes.
Hi.
Welcome!
*takes a bow*
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