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LGBThread |OT4| We're (still) Here! We're (still) Queer!
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Masquerader
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We'll settle this the only way gays can do it. Voguing and lipsyncing for our life!
Oh, yes. Oh yes indeed.
Or we could go by our individual post counts on this thread. The highest poster will have first choice of their role in the Mafia, then the second highest will have second choice, etc.
BlueBadger as the Mafia Leader?
Aeriscloud
Banned
Not all of us can take selfies all day.
User 73706
Banned
nice guy looking for friends to meet up with
straight guys only, whites only (not rascsist just not attracted to the other kinds), married men++, no BMI over 19, no short men, no body hair, no eye contact
straight guys only, whites only (not rascsist just not attracted to the other kinds), married men++, no BMI over 19, no short men, no body hair, no eye contact
Masquerader
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Only if he chooses to be so~
EDIT: Actually, he's far too nice to be a Mafia boss.
Blood Diamonds
Banned
LMAO OMFG
Masquerader
Member
Wow, you must be a really popular, nice person~
CornBurrito
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You forgot a requirement for dick size.
Blood Diamonds
Banned
.. straight married and with children but into dudes too, must be a man, straight actin, masc, no fems, must be white, did i say no fems? well just in case no fems, preferably in the closet, cannot look gay, cannot make other people think i might look gay, must have big dick, big dick only, oh yeah and straight actin, bareback only
Masquerader
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It's the "I'm a nice guy" part that makes me cringe. Being nice is not a quality~ It's just a thing. It's as relevant as if I was to say "I have a humanoid bone structure". Don't say that you're nice; act it.
Oh, and in any case, people would like a nice guy who can play guitar. Or paint paintings with paint. Or something, really.
Oh, and in any case, people would like a nice guy who can play guitar. Or paint paintings with paint. Or something, really.
The last time a person told me that he was nice person is a jerk
User 73706
Banned
Back when I actually used grindr / hornet I saw "nice guy here" shit all the time. Don't understand it.
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Mysterious
Banned
Hey um... so I sent a Snapchat to my older gay friend and he called me a "twink". I ended up Googling it, and based on what I found, I don't really agree. So I just wanted some "outside" input. 
Do you think I look like one? And what constitutes a "twink"?
Snapchat in question.
EDIT: Mmmkay. Thanks!
Do you think I look like one? And what constitutes a "twink"?
Snapchat in question.
EDIT: Mmmkay. Thanks!
Masquerader
Member
Mhm, yes. It's so much better to be honest about yourself regarding these things~
I am a massive liar talking about honesty~
Hey um... so I sent a Snapchat to my older gay friend and he called me a "twink". I ended up Googling it, and based on what I found, I don't really agree. So I just wanted some "outside" input.
Do you think I look like one? And what constitutes a "twink"?
Snapchat in question.
If you are hairy you are an otter and if you are hairless you are a twink. (I think)
Hey um... so I sent a Snapchat to my older gay friend and he called me a "twink". I ended up Googling it, and based on what I found, I don't really agree. So I just wanted some "outside" input.
Do you think I look like one? And what constitutes a "twink"?
Snapchat in question.
Not really, but you might be twinky by his standards. For some people, a twink is anyone who is not a ~240lbs semi-muscular whale with a lumberjack beard and chesthair like the rainforests of Brazil.
god please no
Hey um... so I sent a Snapchat to my older gay friend and he called me a "twink". I ended up Googling it, and based on what I found, I don't really agree. So I just wanted some "outside" input.
Do you think I look like one? And what constitutes a "twink"?
Snapchat in question.
Twink usually a younger and slim gay guy.
I can't see your body so I don't know.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
~ You've been real naughty mister o__O! XD lol! so I'm gonna have to whack you ;___; no hard feelings o_okay <3 ~ squee ~ lol!
He is the one with most posts in the thread and since it was recommended to go from the one with the highest post until the one with the less post on the list. That wont work definitely. LOL
There goes my coffee...
Masquerader
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I can imagine him actually beating someone to death when he says that, though. And it is a terrifying thought. Oh, well. Don't be mean~! >:c
User 73706
Banned
Fucking Randoug. Mods didn't even let us have an open-casket funeral.
GoldenEye 007
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THANKS PEOPLE
CornBurrito
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I'm actually kind of a jerk.
Who you callin' a guy, bub.
'sigh'
Aarglefarg
Member
You can't be serious.
CornBurrito
Member
Who is Randoug?
This gif is annoyingly short. Needs to hold the smile for a good second longer or so.
GoldenEye 007
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In this situation, of course not.
User 73706
Banned
Dumbass was the last nail in the coffin in the Serena "Enormous Asses" Conspiracy thread by just straight-up posting girl-in-yoga pants pics where the camera's firmly giving the chicks enemas. It probably could have gone on with people killing each other for a little longer if it weren't for him.
I like it better with the crow in the pic like my edit.
What I don't understand is why StraightGAF has yet to realize that THAT'S why most of these threads get closed -- when they lose all sense and just start posting bare asses.
lordfroakie
Member
You're welcome homophobe
kitchenmotors
Banned
You know it probably got closed because straight guys decided to post bare ass pics, that was probably the last straw. And if anyone made the thread spin out of control into off-topic territory, it was you good sir, with your clever detective skills.
IKR. Like you dont have to post bare ass at all.
GoldenEye 007
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You're welcome homophobe
lolol now I hope you're not being serious.
Edit: Well I got crap for not apparently taking a joke. Now, I don't see how my post above is anything but a joke. I assumed the thread would be locked by the 1st page because the natural conclusion was well... what it ended up as anyway.
lordfroakie
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I am being serious and you're being butthurt about a damn ass thread. Goodbye
GoldenEye 007
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You're not making any sense here nor do you have a clue what you're talking about.
michaeltraps
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Guys, Goldeneye was clearly joking.
I honestly can't tell if this is some ongoing bit I'm not privy to.
I honestly can't tell if this is some ongoing bit I'm not privy to.
The way you were talking on that thread and you never posted in this thread before so it might seem to some that you are here to stir some shit. You might be joking but it's easy for some to take it the wrong way.
CornBurrito
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Time to check out the LGBThread!
*sees current discussion*
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*sees current discussion*
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