I just can't cook for shit. How does one learn to cook? Any good starting recipes or resources I can read/watch?
Do you get Food Network or The Cooking Channel? Just watch a few episodes of a cooking show (NOT one of those dumb reality/cooking competition/restaurant/food truck shows) and pay attention to what they do. Cooking is really not hard and watching the people on TV cook will help you see how easy it really is and will help get you in the mood to cook.
Some of the shows that I like are:
Barefoot Contessa (INA GOAT)
Cooking For Real
Good Eats
Kelsey's Essentials
Anything with Nigella Lawson
Simply Delicioso with Ingrid Hoffmann
The Pioneer Woman
David Rocco's Dolce Vita
Easy Chinese with Ching-He Huang
Extra Virgin (though I recommend this more for its entertainment value than for the learning experience)
Luke Nguyen's Vietnam
Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen
Also pretty good:
30 Minute Meals (if you can stand Rachael Ray)
Everyday Italian (if you can stand Giada De Laurentiis and her obsession with keeping her eyes and mouth wide open at all times whilst over enunciating Italian words)
Anything with Jamie Oliver (if you can stand his weird hair, flushed cheeks, and accent)
Anything with Sandra Lee (if only to see her stumble around drunk and make tacky table settings using items from the dollar store and also using mostly pre made ingredients to "cook")
You can probably also find videos from these shows online if you don't have TV.
You could also pick up a cook book or read a website or something, but personally, I find it much easier to learn by watching.