Support NeoGAF

[dragonlife]

My last experience with McDonalds was almost a decade ago with some chicken wrap.

I got the runs and was basically shitting piss out my ass. No McDonalds for me ever again.

You're welcome for the image.

 

[Dany]

You're gonna have to crop out the McDonald's promotion in order to get me to appreciate the picture.

 

[Kevyt]

Thanks very much for the McLovin guys. I am all about getting gays hard

Spoiler

arteries

.

You have a great sense of humor. Your man is gonna be really lucky, like lottery rich lucky.

that pic of pantheon reminds me of

I don't see the resemblance and I think Pantheon is better looking than that guy.

 

[Escape Goat]

You're welcome for the image.

Didn't even give us an actual image. ppffftt

 

[Meicyn]

I don't see the resemblance and I think Pantheon is better looking than that guy.

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

[alvmew]

http://www.guyswithfries.com/

some NSFW images.

I'm hanging out in the parking lot so I hate them no more than myself

Spoiler

HA I love myself

Jesus Christ at both. ❤️

Spoiler

Haven't had McDonald's in months, but these pictures tempt me. :<

 

[Henchmen21]

Shame on you guys. Posting two pages worth while I was sleeping ;p

 

[Vazra]

You're gonna have to crop out the McDonald's promotion in order to get me to appreciate the picture.

This works for you?

 

[Escape Goat]

Have we identified the special sauce yet

 

[Henchmen21]

This works for you?

Why would he be putting lube in his mouth though?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Why would he be putting lube in his mouth though?

some lube is edible

 

[Vazra]

some lube is edible

Should have used this

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Should have used this

*gag*

 

[red13th]

I'm hanging out in the parking lot so I hate them no more than myself

Spoiler

HA I love myself

<3 <3 <3 <3

 

[Dead Prince]

*gag*

don't gag. hold it in

 

[Vazra]

*gag*

I thought you had no gagging reflex.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

don't gag. hold it in

ok

I thought you had no gagging reflex.

i have an insanely sensitive gag reflex

 

[Kevyt]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

What...? I feel like this is a reference to something.

This works for you?

That's perfect!!! lol

 

[RatskyWatsky]

What...? I feel like this is a reference to something.

you think? ;p

 

[Mystic Theurge]

i have an insanely sensitive gag reflex

Then how are you planning on servicing those big sticks you like?

 

[Dany]

What...? I feel like this is a reference to something.

Educate yourself and watch american pyscho.

kids these days. I

Spoiler

kid <3

 

[Dead Prince]

I thought you had no gagging reflex.

that's not pro. he stopped when it hit the back of his throat.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Then how are you planning on servicing those big sticks you like?

Spoiler

not with my mouth

 

[Kevyt]

you think? ;p

I think so.

Educate yourself and watch american pyscho.

kids these days. I

Spoiler

kid <3

You mean Bates Motel?

that's not pro. he stopped when it hit the back of his throat.

Yeah tell them! You're a pro~

Spoiler

not with my mouth

Lewd.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

"If you observe a straight dick in a gay butt or mouth. The moment you observe it, its no longer straight" - Dan Harmon - Harmontown

 

[Vazra]

"If you observe a straight dick in a gay butt or mouth. The moment you observe it, its no longer straight" - Dan Harmon - Harmontown

"A hole is a hole" - Some "Straight" guy -

 

[Meicyn]

What...? I feel like this is a reference to something.

Super important that you watch American Psycho. It's a fantastic satire on consumer culture. If you don't, at least watch this for the cliffnotes version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98j1Sb97usg

 

[Kevyt]

"If you observe a straight dick in a gay butt or mouth. The moment you observe it, its no longer straight" - Dan Harmon - Harmontown

Such wise words.

"A hole is a hole" - Some "Straight" guy -

Bless those straight guys.

Super important that you watch American Psycho. It's a fantastic satire on consumer culture. If you don't, at least watch this for the cliffnotes version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98j1Sb97usg

I'll watch it! Thanks for sharing

How have you been? How's your workout routine going? Any changes, gains, new PR's?

 

[Meicyn]

How have you been? How's your workout routine going? Any changes, gains, new PR's?

Mostly been studying. Big test tomorrow for promotion. Should be around more often again. Workout-wise, still doing the same as before. Getting close to breaking 300 lbs. on deadlift, pretty excited about that.

I need to catch up on stuff in this thread.

 

[Kevyt]

Mostly been studying. Big test tomorrow for promotion. Should be around more often again. Workout-wise, still doing the same as before. Getting close to breaking 300 lbs. on deadlift, pretty excited about that.

I need to catch up on stuff in this thread.

Nice! Congrats on that, I'm sure you'll get the promotion. 300 pounds on deadlift, woah congrats! Do you use any special shoes? Whenever I do squats or deadlifts with more than 120 lbs (yes I'm weak) I need to take my shoes off for better stability.

I also started doing the wheel roller ab thingy workout, like this. The first time I tried it I felt like my back was going to break. My technique was a bit off, and I can now do some... I end up feeling like my stomach is going to rip in half. Good times.

 

[Achtius]

does those ab roller even work?

 

[Dany]

Yeah, they're fantastic.

 

[Kevyt]

does those ab roller even work?

I want to say yes... you're working your abdomen even harder by doing those than other conventional ab workouts. They are also very difficult for me and I can feel my stomach crying of pain. I'm assuming this is good. But I don't exactly know... I could be wrong.

 

[Dead Prince]

does those ab roller even work?

if you do it properly

or just do brett's workout

 

[red13th]

I couldn't get that Ellie Goulding song off my head (lo lo love me like you do), then the guy on the radio said it was from 50 Shades of Gray.
So THAT'S the kind of "loving" she was referring to!

 

[Kevyt]

if you do it properly

or just do brett's workout

That looks really good. Thanks for sharing. Also, I think I'm in love... :3

 

[Meicyn]

Nice! Congrats on that, I'm sure you'll get the promotion. 300 pounds on deadlift, woah congrats! Do you use any special shoes? Whenever I do squats or deadlifts with more than 120 lbs (yes I'm weak) I need to take my shoes off for better stability.

I take off my shoes as well. You've got the right idea, heh.

does those ab roller even work?

They're actually legit. But I recommend just doing planks. The trick with planks to really make them work, is to squeeze everything really hard... I tell people to imagine they have a quarter in between their buttcheeks and to squeeze them so that the imaginary quarter doesn't fall to the ground. Your body is basically rigid the entire time.

If you can hold a plank while squeezing like that for two minutes straight, you're well on your way to beast mode.

 

[Escape Goat]

. I tell people to imagine they have a quarter in between their buttcheeks and to squeeze them so that the imaginary quarter doesn't fall to the ground.

This is how I go through my entire day.

 

[Dead Prince]

That looks really good. Thanks for sharing. Also, I think I'm in love... :3

https://www.youtube.com/user/twinmuscleworkout

 

[Kevyt]

This is how I go through my entire day.

Your abs must be amazing.

 

[Meicyn]

pics plz

 

[Henchmen21]

Your abs must be amazing.

You spelled ass wrong.

 

[Achtius]

They're actually legit. But I recommend just doing planks. The trick with planks to really make them work, is to squeeze everything really hard... I tell people to imagine they have a quarter in between their buttcheeks and to squeeze them so that the imaginary quarter doesn't fall to the ground. Your body is basically rigid the entire time.

If you can hold a plank while squeezing like that for two minutes straight, you're well on your way to beast mode.

Maybe I'll try that..

I can't do more than 10 sit up even if my life depends on it.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Blood Diamonds]

is this you

 

[Kater]

You have a great sense of humor. Your man is gonna be really lucky, like lottery rich lucky.

I don't see the resemblance and I think Pantheon is better looking than that guy.

You don't know who that actor is? Or do you mean the character he plays?

This works for you?

Works for me. Pantheon is cute. McDonalds tho? Urgh, just gross. Even the coffee there is trash.

 

[Achtius]

Are their coffee really that bad? Some people prefers McDonalds' coffee over Tim Hortons. They might be crazy tho.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Are their coffee really that bad? Some people prefers McDonalds' coffee over Tim Hortons. They might be crazy tho.

No, Tim Hortons is complete trash. McDonalds' is mediocre.

 

[Kevyt]

You spelled ass wrong.

Oops.

You don't know who that actor is? Or do you mean the character he plays?


Works for me. Pantheon is cute. McDonalds tho? Urgh, just gross. Even the coffee there is trash.

I mean the character he plays. I think that's Christian Bale if I'm not mistaken. I haven't watched American psycho so I couldn't get the reference.

 

[Escape Goat]

is this you

I can be anyone you want me to be, babe.