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[alvmew]

I saw the hottest guy naked at the gym in the locker room today. Guess it was fate that I overslept, didn't go in the morning before work like I usually do, and went in the evening instead. <3

And since I know Ratsky is going to ask,

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his dick didn't look all that spectacular, but the rest of him more than made up for it.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

And since I know Ratsky is going to ask,

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his dick didn't look all that spectacular

what does this mean

 

[Dead Prince]

what does this mean

Probably not

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hung like a donkey spectacular

 

[Henchmen21]

what does this mean

Ratsky can't see men with cocks smaller than 9 inches. They're invisible to him

 

[dragonlife]

Ratsky can't see men with cocks smaller than 9 inches. They're invisible to him

It doesn't seem like any men can see ratsky, either.

 

[CornBurrito]

It doesn't seem like any men can see ratsky, either.

How can you see him when his cock gets in the way?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

It doesn't seem like any men can see ratsky, either.

are you not a man dragon

 

[dragonlife]

are you not a man dragon

never Cn u doe

 

[mantidor]

This one was definately the straight/bi version, if you get my drift.

I'm pretty sure a gay guy can use a female version of a fleshlight and not bat an eye about the fact.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm pretty sure a gay guy can use a female version of a fleshlight and not bat an eye about the fact.

Omg what if i get it pregnant

 

[RatskyWatsky]

never Cn u doe

how are we talking then

 

[Aarglefarg]

I'm pretty sure a gay guy can use a female version of a fleshlight and not bat an eye about the fact.

Interesting. Vaginal simulation ones included?

Omg what if i get it pregnant

Or have an allergic reaction.

 

[Grakl]

I'm pretty sure a gay guy can use a female version of a fleshlight and not bat an eye about the fact.

Nah

 

[RatskyWatsky]

and yet some are cool with dragon themed ones

 

[Grakl]

and yet some are cool with dragon themed ones

Duh

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Duh

what if its a girl dragon one tho

 

[Grakl]

what if its a girl dragon one tho

Won't like it

 

[umop_3pisdn]

dragons reproduce asexually.

 

[DOWN]

100% worst tattoos I've seen in ages

plz don't try to turn them into flowers

 

[umop_3pisdn]

what a cheese ball

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Won't like it

how do you know if you dont try it first

plz don't try to turn them into flowers

nipples are already flowers

 

[Aarglefarg]

how do you know if you dont try it first

And even then, how do you know it just wasn't the right girl pretend dragon?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

And even then, how do you know it just wasn't the right girl pretend dragon?

this man gets it

 

[Musha_Soturi]

It looks like I'm on my way to Texas for my new job! I will need help picking out an appropriately over-sized belt buckle.



What am I doing with my life?

Congrats on the job!

There's a small chance I might be able to move to Texas with my job in a few years. Fingers crossed!

Welcome, bi sis!

Thanks!

 

[Symphonia]

Terrisus departure is the best for both parties really, he spent too much time here (as evidenced by his ban post). I'm not even sure he was a real person (as in, not an alt or a character account) so whatever, good riddance and happy marriage.

Joke post?

 

[Vitanimus]

Joke post?

why would it be? he was an obnoxious poster with a tendency to make everything about himself

 

[Maleficence]

100% worst tattoos I've seen in ages

plz don't try to turn them into flowers

Damn, the rest are fine but those nipples haha.

 

[TheSeks]

What am I doing with my life?

Buying Belt Buckles.

Also make sure you can stand humidity depending on where in Texas you're going.

 

[maxcriden]

Terrisus departure is the best for both parties really, he spent too much time here (as evidenced by his ban post). I'm not even sure he was a real person (as in, not an alt or a character account) so whatever, good riddance and happy marriage

He's not an alt or character account. I think he would agree with you he spent too much time here, but he's by no means the only one guilty of that, and he is really misunderstood and unfairly maligned IMO.

why would it be? he was an obnoxious poster with a tendency to make everything about himself

Surely the recovering stroke victims among us deserve a little slack.

 

[Symphonia]

why would it be? he was an obnoxious poster with a tendency to make everything about himself

You don't know half the shit that terrisus has been through. If you did, you'd best make damn sure you show respect. And if you didn't show respect, then, well you're everything wrong with humanity.

 

[maxcriden]

You don't know half the shit that terrisus has been through. If you did, you'd best make damn sure you show respect. And if you didn't show respect, then, well you're everything wrong with humanity.

I don't know about "everything wrong with humanity," but terry does get a really tough rap from people unwilling to try to understand someone fundamentally different from them.

 

[Symphonia]

I don't know about "everything wrong with humanity," but terry does get a really tough rap from people unwilling to try to understand someone fundamentally different from them.

Terrisus has been a huge help to me. I owe him my life.

 

[maxcriden]

Terrisus has been a huge help to me. I owe him my life.

You should change your avatar to a really happy Shy Guy in his honor.

Or Nabbit!

 

[Vitanimus]

You don't know half the shit that terrisus has been through. If you did, you'd best make damn sure you show respect. And if you didn't show respect, then, well you're everything wrong with humanity.

lol I do and wish him a speedy recovery etc but i'm not gonna sugarcoat things just because things have been a bit shit for him

but whatever, i see i touched a nerve

 

[maxcriden]

lol I do and wish him a speedy recovery etc but i'm not gonna sugarcoat things just because things have been a bit shit for him

but whatever, i see i touched a nerve

It kinda seems like it's your nerve that was touched if anything, Vit. If you're so bothered by him, just put him on ignore. And if you have already, then what does it accomplish to talk shit publicly?

 

[Masquerader]

Terrisus departure is the best for both parties really, he spent too much time here (as evidenced by his ban post). I'm not even sure he was a real person (as in, not an alt or a character account) so whatever, good riddance and happy marriage

I come back from too much no internet and... Wat. ;-;

 

[Escape Goat]

Buying Belt Buckles.

Also make sure you can stand humidity depending on where in Texas you're going.

Im going to be in Dallas. I need more belt buckles and boots made from animal skins!

 

[chronos4590]

It looks like I'm on my way to Texas for my new job! I will need help picking out an appropriately over-sized belt buckle.

Congrats Where are you currently?

It was a reference to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA6OyJnR8l8

I feel incredibly dumb for not realizing this was that 30 rock reference... >_<

Just had a long discussion with my mother over white privilege. She thinks she doesn't have it because we're not rolling in the money. I tried explaining to her that it's not an economic situation but it's based on the inherent racism built into the system. She's not racist just highly naive.

How did the topic come up if you dont mind me asking. Did you mention the or know about the Invisible backpack analogy/theory? Might help explain some things to her

 

[Sai-kun]

It kinda seems like it's your nerve that was touched if anything, Vit. If you're so bothered by him, just put him on ignore. And if you have already, then what does it accomplish to talk shit publicly?

because literally everyone quotes him

so you can't escape

lmao

 

[maxcriden]

because literally everyone quotes him

so you can't escape

lmao

It's not his fault people are fascinated by his more unusual qualities. I dunno. Just put everyone on ignore!

 

[Escape Goat]

Congrats Where are you currently?

I was living in Indianapolis though I am currently in Orlando!

 

[Berordn]

I was living in Indianapolis though I am currently in Orlando!

woo party at disney!

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there's a gay night at one of the local video game bars tonight!

 

[Escape Goat]

woo party at disney!

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there's a gay night at one of the local video game bars tonight!

video game bars?

 

[Berordn]

video game bars?

yes!

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the super secret codeword is jigglypuff

 

[chronos4590]

It's not his fault people are fascinated by his more unusual qualities. I dunno. Just put everyone on ignore!

Like this?

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You don't know half the shit that terrisus has been through. If you did, you'd best make damn sure you show respect. And if you didn't show respect, then, well you're everything wrong with humanity.

Might be shitty yes but, i mean, i/anyone can name some real shitty stuff and some really shitty people.

but anyhow, I hope he recovers, maybe this ban can help him out in the end. We all need to take care of ourselves

 

[maxcriden]

Like this?

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Self-*oh snap* if you really did put me on ignore!

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

I feel #masc today. I rebuilt a

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lawnmower

carburetor today.

 

[Dead Prince]

I feel #masc today. I rebuilt a

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lawnmower

carburetor today.

rebuilt? should have just went and bought a new lawnmower instead.

 

[Escape Goat]

yes!

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the super secret codeword is jigglypuff

Oh, okay. I thought it was like some gay video bar where they just show porn. lol

I feel #masc today. I rebuilt a

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lawnmower

carburetor today.

Hmm, why would you do that?

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

rebuilt? should have just went and bought a new lawnmower instead.

I just bought that sucker last year. I watched a couple youtube vids, it was too easy.

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Rebuilt might be a slight exaggeration. I took it a part and put it back together again.

Still, more manly that you queens! Lol.

Hmm, why would you do that?

It sat over the winter and wouldn't start.
Now it:

s!