I'm not sure if he wants someone to sit in his lap or if hes cooling off his balls. Maybe both?
Go try to sit on his lap and see what happens
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Go try to sit on his lap and see what happens
Escape Goat
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I mean thats what I usually do on the metro. The buddy system works.
Dead Prince
Banned
i wonder if his ball sweat smells good or not.
Escape Goat
Member
I bet it smells like christmas morning.
chronos4590
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I'm not sure if he wants someone to sit in his lap or if hes cooling off his balls. Maybe both?
But some Real talk for one moment, Especially in public places this is one of the most annoying behaviors men do. Like Yes we know you have pretend gargantuan balls that need their precious space, but other people would like to sit in Public areas where maintaining a sense of space is already difficult as it is
Escape Goat
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Men learn that they are supposed to take up space. Men cross their legs at an angle which takes up more room. Women cross one leg over the other because a woman isn't supposed to take up space. I see it a lot in comics where the women are drawn as if they are being folded into themselves.
Here is the first example I found in Google. Notice how Storm and Kitty are folded inward. The men are arms and legs apart.
I'm not sure if he wants someone to sit in his lap or if hes cooling off his balls. Maybe both?
Is this another creep shot? xD
Escape Goat
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There is no pleasing you, Hippie.
I'm hard to please. Ratsky told me to never settle.
At least internalised reflections of arbitrary gender roles produce less aesthetically offensive results than the more common methods of folding women into themselves in comics.
'Human anatomy' is apparently a concept beyond mortal comprehension.
Why did I click the transgender thread in Off-topic? Gaf really is at it worst in those threads. :/
Also I agree with the creep-shot complaints. There are plenty of men willing to expose themselves publicly on the internet, I see no reason to post images where the person is unaware of the photo being taken (and it being spread online). Consent is hot, creepiness is not.
Also I agree with the creep-shot complaints. There are plenty of men willing to expose themselves publicly on the internet, I see no reason to post images where the person is unaware of the photo being taken (and it being spread online). Consent is hot, creepiness is not.
SoraanTribal
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chronos4590
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i mean yeah thats one of my points really and its ridiculous that we've been able to gender body positions as masculine or feminine (its ridiculous that we've been able to gender everything in a binary way that puts way more power and less restriction on men than women) and its just silly. Male bodies will not hurt if your legs are closer together for a moment of time. Its something that men have learned though concepts of masculinity and should be unlearn a long with a whole set of things.
Edit: ^ yeah that trans thread is just so unfortunate, people are such piss posters in there. also fucking lmao at the site that guys picture is from. What a damn mess
Orniletter
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Thanks a lot for those tips! I'll keep them in mind.
You really don't have to stress yourself while playing MM. At worst, especially if you use the new Owl statues to save your progress while you are doing side-quests, you'll have to repeat like 10 minutes of gameplay.
Just go in with the mindset "Let's see what I can accomplish in this cycle" .
A friend had to tell me how to approach MM back in 2000 too (that was 15 years ago D
...and then it clicked for me.SoraanTribal
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You really don't have to stress yourself while playing MM. At worst, especially if you use the new Owl statues to save your progress while you are doing side-quests, you'll have to repeat like 10 minutes of gameplay.
Just go in with the mindset "Let's see what I can accomplish in this cycle" .
A friend had to tell me how to approach MM back in 2000 too (that was 15 years ago D
That's probably the best mindset to have when playing the game. My issue is I am an explora-holic and go very slowly through games. I like taking in the sights and seeing what all I can find. Just afraid if I play like I normally do, I'll never get anything done! lol But I'll just have to make some goals for me and finish them before the resets.
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Reading that transgender thread makes me sad, I had to stop.
Plans for the weekend. Lets hear them, Even if they're solo
Go to the bar Saturday night with some friends.
Have Monday off, going to see my therapist on that day
Maybe get a New 3DS, Maybe play Majora's Mask if Best Buy ever ships the damn thing
Plans for the weekend. Lets hear them, Even if they're solo
Monster Hunter. Hooray for a 4 day weekend!
Escape Goat
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I just finished True Blood S1 and its so dumb but I watch. Its like Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Days of Our Lives were thrown into a blender together and someone hit puree. Jason Stackhouse was by far the worst plot on the show. Hes so dumb it hurts to watch despite him being so adorable. Sooki is a big old tease and needs to figure out what she wants. Actually, they all kind of do but shes the biggest offender.
That trans thread... :/
It's Carnaval here, so............nothing. ;; I dropped my college, so I have zero plans. Sad. ;;
Plans for the weekend. Lets hear them, Even if they're solo
It's Carnaval here, so............nothing. ;; I dropped my college, so I have zero plans. Sad. ;;
Kaiser_Glider
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Plans for the weekend. Lets hear them, Even if they're solo
Well I was supposed to go out with this boy I met online a couple of weeks ago, but I don't know anymore. We haven't talked in a couple of days.
Foreveralone 3:
I like your plans. Can I join you?
I like frozen yogurt. Doesn't matter if it's soft or hard.
Well I was supposed to go out with this boy I met online a couple of weeks ago, but I don't know anymore. We haven't talked in a couple of days.
Foreveralone 3:
I like your plans. Can I join you?
Sure.
TheAbsolution
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Frozen yogurt is amazing, love it.
HUELEN10
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http://www.ritasice.com/
Y'all need to get your asses to a Rita's and get a chocolate custard waffle cone.
Y'all need to get your asses to a Rita's and get a chocolate custard waffle cone.
Kaiser_Glider
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What if I live in Mexico and no such place exists? D:
Plans for the weekend. Lets hear them, Even if they're solo
Friday night I'm getting a new tattoo.
Saturday Ill be hanging out with my best friend in the morning. Then get drunk
and high
Sunday and Monday just recovering. Woo.....
And for the first time in seven months I will have the whole house to myself, and all weekend at that, so I'll probably have a good ole hook up happen or something. Would rather a boyfriend but whatever. Lol
There's a Ritas right around the corner where I live. I've never liked Ritas. ;_;
Oh, I do have a plan (sort of). I'm watching some Oscars movies with friends, so I guess there's that. My favorite so far is Boyhood, tbh, but we've watched just a few of them. Also, we watched The Way He Looks/Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho because we're brazilian so we needed to check our representative even though it was cut from the Oscars, right? It was OK, I guess. The short was better, though. But very nice gay movie, it deserves to be praised.
Via Purifico
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Plans for the weekend. Lets hear them, Even if they're solo
Just gonna play on my New 3DS XL and there is a GAF DOA5 lobby match this weekend.
Hours Left
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So much more Ace Attorney talk after I left. Excellent~
I slept for an embarrassingly long amount of time. ^_^;;
If you got 'em, flaunt 'em!
And now good afternoon! <3
I slept for an embarrassingly long amount of time. ^_^;;
Definitely. I'm pretty sure Capcom is playing to Chris's gay fanbase wholeheartedly now. (Or they are hilariously obtuse.)
Muscular legs are so damn sexy, I can't even. Underrated too.I'm not sure if he wants someone to sit in his lap or if hes cooling off his balls. Maybe both?
If you got 'em, flaunt 'em!
I like frozen yogurt waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than ice cream. I don't think I've had frozen custard before, but I'd love to try it.
HUELEN10
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I'm not an Italian ice person myself, but have you tried thier custard?
I don't think I have. I haven't been to Ritas since 2011.
HUELEN10
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Then you know what you must do... Seriously, just ask for chocolate custard, nothing else; you might just fall in love. It seriously texture-wise different than froth or ice cream, and it feels nothing like soft serve.
Via Purifico
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Wanna swap locations? lol. Rita's is amazing.
HUELEN10
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I'll give it a try. And here I am trying to get rid of the remaining belly fat... ;_;
I would swap locations if I could.
Via Purifico
Banned
The custard is amazing stuff, the chocolate one you speak of is stuff of legends.
The water ice is equally amazing.
I feel as if I don't have a childhood because I've never played Nintendo games... hearing my friends talk about Mario, Zelda, Metroid Prime, and such... and I'm just like ;_; I feel like I missed out.
But I'm getting a wii u for X, smash and the new Zelda. But am I too late to the party? O: I:
But I'm getting a wii u for X, smash and the new Zelda. But am I too late to the party? O: I:
Orniletter
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I'd love there to be more man-service in games in general (where it's fitting of course)...so I have to congratulate Capcom for their progressive stance
You are too late to get the Prime Trilogy for 10 bucks on the eShop
....but on a more serious note: No, I'm sure you are not too late at all.
HUELEN10
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Was I too late to this party?
If you want to jump in, jump in! Get A GCN controller adapter and get some Homebrew installed on the Wii side and enjoy all your NES, SNES, GENESIS, PC ENGINE, GCN, Wii, Wii U, GB, GBC, GBA, Master System, Scumm, MSX, Virtual Boy, and a few N64 games all on a single console!
Pending you dump all of the shit you own of course, piracy is wrong!
If you want to jump in, jump in! Get A GCN controller adapter and get some Homebrew installed on the Wii side and enjoy all your NES, SNES, GENESIS, PC ENGINE, GCN, Wii, Wii U, GB, GBC, GBA, Master System, Scumm, MSX, Virtual Boy, and a few N64 games all on a single console!
Pending you dump all of the shit you own of course, piracy is wrong!
TheAbsolution
Member
I've never had custard before but I do like their Italian ice. So good.
Hours Left
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And this is the hilariously censored version. The original art has Chris's foot on the zombie's butt. XDI have absolutely no clue where you got that from...
And don't forget his leather harness get-up, his club clothes and the half naked samurai outfit.
Nope you're not late. I replied to your intro, but it's been buried now.
So, Dolphin?
Kaiser_Glider
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You can never be too late to enjoy awesome games! So welcome to the never ending party! Woo!
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