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[Captcha]

Maybe I'm projecting my own feelings onto humanity as a whole, but I think romantic love is complex. We don't just want to feel it in our heads or our hearts, we want to feel it in our guts, too.

Naw, I think you're fairly spot on. Feeling like your stomach is dropping out on you (like the first descent of a roller coaster) is pretty great. I personally have trouble when the head part gets involved. Foreveraloneeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Well, I mean, my wife was with a bunch of people before me, but that doesn't help very much with the fact that I'm "shit in bed" >.>

Never too late for self improvement :-*.

 

[garyBig]

Someone you can lay with when you're still wearing clothes is the dream. Nothing like pressing your face against his shirt and listening to his voice for a while.

I hate dreams. They're not real!

At this point in what I would like is to get experience so when the one comes there are no complications and the moment feels magical. Now getting someone to just do it with is the hard part for me 😂

I don't wish for anything 'magical' at all. I just want someone who accepts my anxieties and also accepts that due to this very lack of experience I can probably be expected to suck dick the first time around. (Wait, that came out wrong)

 

[Kevyt]

Someone you can lay with when you're still wearing clothes is the dream. Nothing like pressing your face against his shirt and listening to his voice for a while.

You're a romantic one aren't you?

At this point in what I would like is to get experience so when the one comes there are no complications and the moment feels magical. Now getting someone to just do it with is the hard part for me 😂

Well if you're a top practice your hip movement. You don't need someone to do that. Seriously I was told once that hip movement was key. Not sure how true that is. Anyone care to shed some knowledge?

 

[Kater]

Someone you can lay with when you're still wearing clothes is the dream. Nothing like pressing your face against his shirt and listening to his voice for a while.

:')

You are right. But he doesn't even need to talk, just the rhythm of breathing is enough for me.

 

[daripad]

Well if you're a top practice your hip movement. You don't need someone to do that. Seriously I was told once that hip movement was key. Not sure how true that is. Anyone care to shed some knowledge?

But what if I'm versatile? D:

Spoiler

or a bottom :O

I don't wish for anything 'magical' at all. I just want someone who accepts my anxieties and also accepts that due to this very lack of experience I can probably be expected to suck dick the first time around. (Wait, that came out wrong)

Well, I hope that happens to me as well, as I have 0 experience. Is just that I don't think my first sexual partner will be a keeper, I think I'm gonna find a perfect guy later in my life, like in 5 or 10 years from now.

 

[Ty4on]

Watching TV tonight feels weird. Most TV shows that are usually recorded live have been cancelled. I'm talking about entertainment and light-hearted shows. None of them aired today.

Yeah, it feels like everything stops. Best of luck to you! Must be hard as a writer to see colleagues go through that.

hi, my name is DMPrince

Charming? yeah. good luck with that one. the best you'd get from me is some ice cream and cake and watch some movies.

Mmmh. Now I want ice cream and cake.
I guess part of the reason I haven't had sex yet is I'm not very thirsty.

 

[Captcha]

Nobody is going to expect a sex-god out of a 20 year old. Don't let your anxiety hold you back. I mean, take a look at OT.

 

[terrisus]

and also accepts that due to this very lack of experience I can probably be expected to suck dick the first time around. (Wait, that came out wrong)

I was going to say - wouldn't they likely see that as a positive? >.>

 

[RM8]

Naw, I think you're fairly spot on. Feeling like your stomach is dropping out on you (like the first descent of a roller coaster) is pretty great.

I've never felt this for anyone I wonder if I'm just aromantic or I simply have dated only the wrong people

 

[Kevyt]

hi, my name is DMPrince

Charming? yeah. good luck with that one. the best you'd get from me is some ice cream and cake and watch some movies.

Don't you have someone to chase after? ;_;

But what if I'm versatile? D:

Spoiler

or a bottom :O

Well, I hope that happens to me as well, as I have 0 experience. Is just that I don't think my first sexual partner will be a keeper, I think I'm gonna find a perfect guy later in my life, like in 5 or 10 years from now.

Well learn to twerk, lots of leg day and yeah... best of luck!

Yeah, it feels like everything stops. Best of luck to you! Must be hard as a writer to see colleagues go through that.

Mmmh. Now I want ice cream and cake.
I guess part of the reason I haven't had sex yet is I'm not very thirsty.

Or an ice cream cake. ^.^

 

[daripad]

I've never felt this for anyone I wonder if I'm just aromantic or I simply have dated only the wrong people

Maybe you're the gay terrisus 😅

Well learn to twerk, lots of leg day and yeah... best of luck!

You're too knowledgeable for a virgin haha

 

[Dead Prince]

Don't you have someone to chase after? ;_;



Well learn to twerk, lots of leg day and yeah... best of luck!



Or an ice cream cake. ^.^

but. would you hold my hand? ;(

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Naw, I think you're fairly spot on. Feeling like your stomach is dropping out on you (like the first descent of a roller coaster) is pretty great. I personally have trouble when the head part gets involved. Foreveraloneeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Yeah, I trust my intuition more than I trust my head with this stuff. It's not that your head is useless, but rational discernment isn't the best primary tool for solving every problem, but there's always room for it as an auxiliary or something.

I've never felt this for anyone I wonder if I'm just aromantic or I simply have dated only the wrong people

It's not a common thing, I think I've felt it all of once. I think as people we're partly resistant to it because it's 'impractical' to feel that way or it makes us somewhat vulnerable. Your "better judgment" almost has to be overpowered very quickly, in a way, or the whole process might be aborted out of a kind of caution, but YMMV.

 

[garyBig]

I was going to say - wouldn't they likely see that as a positive? >.>

That's the other thing. The sex we're talking about involves a pretty wide variety of skills it seems. It's overwhelming. I need a university course about all of this stuff and the right techniques.

It starts with kissing even. My girlfriend was a terrible tongue kisser (or I was? I hope not, but how do I know?) and yeah that does not exactly boost my confidence.

You guys talking about varying skill levels and expectations and stuff doesn't really help either. Y'all sound like masters at your craft. Statistics should tell me this cannot be, but it does sound like it.

 

[Kater]

but. would you hold my hand? ;(

No, because then those cute little creatures would get squished.

 

[Kevyt]

Maybe you're the gay terrisus 😅


You're too knowledgeable for a virgin haha

I don't know, I'm just saying things. Figured yoga and dancing skills would be helpful in bed.

Spoiler

Oh and I have some knowledge because of porn.

That's the other thing. The sex we're talking about involves a pretty wide variety of skills it seems. It's overwhelming. I need a university course about all of this stuff and the right techniques.

It starts with kissing even. My girlfriend was a terrible tongue kisser (or I was? I hope not, but how do I know?) and yeah that does not exactly boost my confidence.

You guys talking about varying skill levels and expectations and stuff doesn't really help either. Y'all sound like masters at your craft. Statistics should tell me this cannot be, but it does sound like it.

It certainly feels like it. I guess it's just a matter of trial and error.

 

[kitchenmotors]

hi, my name is DMPrince

Charming? yeah. good luck with that one. the best you'd get from me is some ice cream and cake and watch some movies.

I heard you give more than that from a certain italian...

 

[red13th]

I could watch this all day long.

Fixed the uploading!

 

[Kevyt]

I wonder what goes through Mumei's mind when reading our lewd posts.

 

[DOWN]

I wonder what goes through Mumei's mind when reading our lewd posts.

"Let's meet up"

 

[Dead Prince]

I heard you give more than that from a certain italian...

No, because then those cute little creatures would get squished.

don't squeeze. just let them crawl on you.

 

[ab.aeterno]

:')

You are right. But he doesn't even need to talk, just the rhythm of breathing is enough for me.

Someone you can lay with when you're still wearing clothes is the dream. Nothing like pressing your face against his shirt and listening to his voice for a while.

You guys know what's up, ha. Guess it's the hopeless romantic left in me, but that's just the kind of thing that appeals to me. Lying in bed, resting a tired head on the chest of a partner and just being close.

I'm as sappy as a tree, ha.

 

[Bubbavelli]

Im the cuddle king

 

[Kevyt]

Im the cuddle king

Prove it.

 

[daripad]

If I had someone to cuddle with, I would never stop doing it lol

 

[Bubbavelli]

Prove it.

Hi yes Im going to need a gps pinpoint and an airplane ticket to your location

 

[Dead Prince]

Hi yes Im going to need a gps pinpoint and an airplane ticket to your location

Use a Ryan Gosling Pillow and record yourself.

 

[Kevyt]

Hi yes Im going to need a gps pinpoint and an airplane ticket to your location

---------->

Use a Ryan Gosling Pillow and record yourself.

 

[Kaiser_Glider]

If I had someone to cuddle with, I would never stop doing it lol

I have to say that, indeed, cuddling is something pretty good. There's something pretty special about just you and that significant other being all cozy together, watching some TV, or playing a game, or even just doing nothing, even that can be like the best experience ever.

 

[daripad]

I can breathe the thirst for HippieHobo in here

I have to say that, indeed, cuddling is something pretty good. There's something pretty special about just you and that significant other being all cozy together, watching some TV, or playing a game, or even just doing nothing, even that can be like the best experience ever.

Sounds exactly like how I imagine it

 

[Bubbavelli]

Use a Ryan Gosling Pillow and record yourself.

---------->

"hey what's up everybody this is my cuddle tutorial. Please like, comment, and subscribe and let me know what you think of the cuddles"

 

[Kaiser_Glider]

I can breathe the thirst for HippieHobo in here


Sounds exactly like how I imagine it

Oh I wouldn't mind cuddling with HippieHobo myself, haha.

Anyways, yeah. It's one of the best things when you're with someone you care about, and that feeling is entirely mutual. The most mundane things can become special.

Someday... someday!

 

[Mumei]

I wonder what goes through Mumei's mind when reading our lewd posts.

1. "Oh God, I hope my boss doesn't look at this."
2. "Oooh. Pretty."
3. "Is he trying to figure out exactly how close he can get to the line without someone saying something?"
4. "... But that's not even attractive?"

At least one of those. Sometimes several!

 

[terrisus]

If I had someone to cuddle with, I would never stop doing it lol

Same

Spoiler

=(

 

[daripad]

Same

Spoiler

=(

Aren't you married?

 

[Ahasverus]

The thing I like about Mumei is that he seems to be the silent type.

 

[Kater]

You guys know what's up, ha. Guess it's the hopeless romantic left in me, but that's just the kind of thing that appeals to me. Lying in bed, resting a tired head on the chest of a partner and just being close.

I'm as sappy as a tree, ha.

Nothing wrong with that.

I wish more guys would be like that, most of them are way too focused on raw sex.

 

[Kaiser_Glider]

The thing I like about Mumei is that he seems to be the silent type.

Or as they say, the best type.

Spoiler

No? Ok, then... just me that likes silent types.

Spoiler

I'm a silent type. ;_;

 

[Ty4on]

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No, because then those cute little creatures would get squished.

Have you tried crushing ants? They never die, you can step on them and they still survive and crawl away.

 

[Henchmen21]

Yay! my movies arrived

 

[Kaiser_Glider]

Edit: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You caught me! D:

 

[Bubbavelli]

Nothing wrong with that.

I wish more guys would be like that, most of them are way too focused on raw sex.

That's where the game messed up. First it's the cuddles then the raw sex

Spoiler

 

[Lucario]

crossposting this from fashion-gaf:

These are marked down to a penny at Nordstrom Rack, and apparently there are more penny items going out on the shelves. YMMV, please don't harass employees if you can't find penny items.

There's also Bugatchi everywhere at my local store (Danvers, MA). I'm guessing it's mostly holiday returns from the Boston Nordstrom, but as someone who can't normally afford high-end clothing, this is dope.

 

[Sai-kun]

I don't know, I'm just saying things. Figured yoga and dancing skills would be helpful in bed.

Spoiler

Oh and I have some knowledge because of porn.

I can confirm this

 

[Kater]

That's where the game messed up. First it's the cuddles then the raw sex

Spoiler

Exactly!

;D

Nah, I mean just cuddling together, lazing around on a couch.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

all this sex talks just makes me wish i was more creative to make a joke using B.I.G's What's Beef song with twisted lyrics

 

[Via Purifico]

This weather is fucking brutal, I am so damn cold.
It snowed yesterday so it made it colder than it needed to be.

I need cuddles.

 

[Delio]

I love cuddling/spooning. Just putting myself around someone and having them snuggle into me and feel all warm and protected makes me feel good.

 

[Soulscribe]

I'm available.

Seriously though, cuddling is everything. Especially when it's raining outside.

 

[Masquerader]

Cuddling is sexier than sex.