Chun-Li On A Bike
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Let's take the Olympics to NK
Let's take the Olympics to NK
i bet cummunist condoms are unbreakable.
Aww noone? :l
Might start a thread about it anyway. ;p
What did NK win gold medals in?
They don't need to march across the border. Seoul is just 30 miles from the DMZ, well within reach of all their artillery.I don't think they have the weaponry to yield a casualty count like that. Maybe if their army marches over the border without any resistance...but the US and other countries would respond way before that starts to happen.
They don't need to march across the border. Seoul is just 30 miles from the DMZ, well within reach of all their artillery...
Why does the media still talk to Carl Lewis about anything, especially when his indignation about doping is just so funny.
...which would be obliterated in seconds
...which would be obliterated in seconds
What's that, British people too happy? We better shit on their parade.
We're well aware of our problems and don't need the French to tell us our business solely for the purpose of making us a bit more miserable.
There is a pretty big difference between a stimulant and a steroid. It's not that surprising they were more lax with stimulant users, compared with steroid users.
Heh. Well done Brock.
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I bet he was all like "65 medals?! welll donnne"
but no, that's cool. Is there a reason he didn't come to an event? Michelle was over here.
Busy running for president again.
Heh. Well done Brock.
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How much more of a tool does Romney look liek now. Has he said anything else about the games since his London visit?
I think his campaign is better off forgetting there are any other countries on the Earth.
If the North Korea were starting the conflict, they just need enough time to launch.
The claims that North Korea would be defeated in seconds is ridiculous anyway--why maintain such a long armistice if they can be defeated in seconds? Just finish the war if it is just a couple of seconds. They should've taken out the artillery the last time they shelled South Korean islands.
I bet he was all like "65 medals?! welll donnne"
but no, that's cool. Is there a reason he didn't come to an event? Michelle was over here.
I encourage UK GAF or Europe-GAF or have-a-whack-of-cash-GAF to check out the para-olympics. The GF and I went and saw a few events in 2010 here in Vancouver and it was outstanding! Sledge hockey was fucking nuts and the players seemed a bit taken aback a bunch of Canadians were all screaming like maniacs watching Italy and Croatia battle it out on the ice.
I'd watch it.(Artistic Diving Archery)
Oh wow, that was an amazing jump for the Korean! Even though he slipped on the jumping board, he still managed a 9!
;_;
I encourage UK GAF or Europe-GAF or have-a-whack-of-cash-GAF to check out the para-olympics. The GF and I went and saw a few events in 2010 here in Vancouver and it was outstanding! Sledge hockey was fucking nuts and the players seemed a bit taken aback a bunch of Canadians were all screaming like maniacs watching Italy and Croatia battle it out on the ice.
I encourage UK GAF or Europe-GAF or have-a-whack-of-cash-GAF to check out the para-olympics. The GF and I went and saw a few events in 2010 here in Vancouver and it was outstanding! Sledge hockey was fucking nuts and the players seemed a bit taken aback a bunch of Canadians were all screaming like maniacs watching Italy and Croatia battle it out on the ice.
I'd like to go down for some of the Paralympics, but I think I might have already missed the boat (much like with the regular Olympics).
I wonder if he'll make another Paralympics joke.Heh. Well done Brock.
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I encourage UK GAF or Europe-GAF or have-a-whack-of-cash-GAF to check out the para-olympics. The GF and I went and saw a few events in 2010 here in Vancouver and it was outstanding! Sledge hockey was fucking nuts and the players seemed a bit taken aback a bunch of Canadians were all screaming like maniacs watching Italy and Croatia battle it out on the ice.
The International Paralympic Committee is hopeful London 2012 will be the first sellout in the Games' 52-year history.
With the Games 16 days away, more than 2.1 million of 2.5 million tickets have been sold - 600,000 in the past month.
Athletics events in the Stadium, cycling at the Velodrome and wheelchair tennis have largely sold out.
But organisers are reviewing venues to see where more tickets can be made available for the most popular events.
There have been 15 summer Paralympic Games since the first in Rome in 1960 and most have seen large numbers of seats given away.
Athens sold 850,000 Paralympic tickets in 2004, Sydney sold 1.2 million in 2000 and, while Beijing sold 1.8 million in 2008, it had to give away the same number to fill the city's venues.
The Toronto Star said:Newfoundland boy, 10, gives heartbroken Canadian relay team his Timbits soccer medal
Following the heart-wrenching disqualification of Canada’s 4x100 relay team at the Olympics and hearing how the team was denied a bronze medal, 10-year-old Elijah Porter decided to write a letter to his new, crestfallen heroes.
The Newfoundland lad sensed the team of Justyn Warner, Gavin Smellie, Oluseyi Smith and Jared Connaughton needed to know that he had their Canadian backs. And then some.
“When I heard what happened on Aug. 11, I knew it was wrong. The rules were not right. But at last I realized how good you were. We’re Canadians. We persevere,” wrote Porter in a letter posted by Warner on his Twitter account.
“We create better lives for each other. The cold didn’t stop us from living in the North. We didn’t lose the War of 1812. We adapt and survive.”
He doesn’t stop there. Porter also promises that if he becomes a biologist and gets rich, he’ll donate money to Canada’s Olympians.
And, perhaps to make up for the bronze medal lost when the team was disqualified, Porter included his Timbits soccer medal, with the final line:
“I hope you like the medal!”
Figured I should drop this in here:
Newfoundland boy, 10, gives heartbroken Canadian relay team his Timbits soccer medal
Following the heart-wrenching disqualification of Canadas 4x100 relay team at the Olympics and hearing how the team was denied a bronze medal, 10-year-old Elijah Porter decided to write a letter to his new, crestfallen heroes.
The Newfoundland lad sensed the team of Justyn Warner, Gavin Smellie, Oluseyi Smith and Jared Connaughton needed to know that he had their Canadian backs. And then some.
When I heard what happened on Aug. 11, I knew it was wrong. The rules were not right. But at last I realized how good you were. Were Canadians. We persevere, wrote Porter in a letter posted by Warner on his Twitter account.
We create better lives for each other. The cold didnt stop us from living in the North. We didnt lose the War of 1812. We adapt and survive.
He doesnt stop there. Porter also promises that if he becomes a biologist and gets rich, hell donate money to Canadas Olympians.
And, perhaps to make up for the bronze medal lost when the team was disqualified, Porter included his Timbits soccer medal, with the final line:
I hope you like the medal!
Aw... that's so nice.
Link to a pic of the letter and the medal is in the article.
What Timbits Minor Sports Programs are
At its worst, the obsession with the Olympics also brings out racist sentiment. Reading the Chinese message boards regarding certain sports, you always inevitably see a plethora of insults regarding all manner of things, from other Asian countries (especially India and Japan), racist commentary about why African descended athletes dominate, the jealousy and fear of Western men, and insults regarding the appearance of Western women. There is even a strong racial sentiment regarding which Chinese athletes should represent China.
tino browses some. Chinasmack.com translates some. You might as well take YouTube comments as representative of American opinions. Not really applicable here, but I don't really like the trend of lazy China-based journos cherry-picking a couple of Weibo comments and then writing a story about Chinese public opinion. The Atlantic did an article on the supposed declining popularity of table tennis in China, focusing on a couple of Weibo messages: http://www.theatlantic.com/internat...falling-out-of-love-with-table-tennis/260845/I haven't been following the Olympics or the politics surrounding it, but read this article recently and can't wrap my head around this comment made by Nttorney:
http://rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/07/too-much-olympic-fever-in-china/
The fuck? Anybody familiar with 'chinese message boards' or more articles about this? The bold part was the real WTF-moment for me.![]()
A Gold Medal's Worth in China
By Chen Anqing
Gold medals awarded at the London Olympics have a material value of about $700. But in China, the dividends they pay can make the athletes who win them set for life. This is especially true for 23-year old Yi Siling (易思玲, Chinas first gold medalist of 2012.
Winning Gold
As soon as Yi won gold in the 10-meter air-rifle, fireworks started going off across her hometown of Chenzhou (郴州City, Hunan Province. Pretty soon the small guest room of her familys home was filled to the brim with reporters and television cameras. After four days, Yi Siling 90-year old grandfather had to lie down for an entire day to recover from the non-stop interviews.
Yis apartment is only 70 square meters. Its poorly-lit with very old furniture. The only new appliance is a television given by a local TV station.
Yi Silings parents are both laid-off factory workers who support the entire family on money from the small restaurant they run. Yi has a little brother whos also learning shooting and a sister.
A neighbor said that the family had been living in poverty for years; especially since Yi Siling began her career as a professional shooter.
One air-rifle pellet costs one yuan and a shooting suit costs 4,000 to 5,000 yuan, the neighbor said.
That was well beyond the familys means. Luckily, a shooting team in Zhuhai (珠海City, Guangdong Province invited Yi Siling to join without needing to worry about room, board or other expenses. Then 15-years old, Yi didnt hesitate, but the years since have been tough. Yis grandfather told the EO that he avoided seeing her for the past two years so he wouldnt distract her.
Huge reward
The gold medal has changed everything for the family. Yi Siling is now a brand name for her hometown of Chenzhou and for Zhuhai where she trained. Its the first time for both cities to boast an Olympic gold medal winner.
Chenzhou will hold a high-profile ceremony for Yi and reward her with 500,000 yuan cash, a villa worth over 800,000 yuan and a 200,000 yuan car. The township-level government will give her a further reward of around 50,000 to 60,000 yuan. Tang Nengbin (唐能斌, director of the citys township-level sports bureau said many companies are planning to offer her endorsement deals.
The Chenzhou city government is also planning to offer jobs for Yi Silings parents. Even her coach, head-teacher and grandfather will be taken care of.
However, no one has specifically mentioned what Yi Siling herself will do after finishing her time on the national team. Fan Jianping (范建平, director of the city-level sports bureau, said several Olympic gold medalists from Hunan later became officials in the provincial government. Former gymnastics gold medalist Xiong Ni (熊倪
, for instance, is now deputy director of the provincial sports bureau.
The rewards dont stop in Chenzhou though. For successfully importing Yi Siling, Guangdong Province will give her one million yuan and the Zhuhai city government will add at least another 800,000. Yi also received an email from the State General Administration of Sports just two hours after winning her medal saying shed get a car worth 750,000 yuan from FAW-Volkswagen Audi (一汽大众奥迪.
For those keeping track, that adds up to a total prize package worth at least 4.1 million yuan (not including further endorsements and jobs).
Sport Changes Ones Fate
I feel Im a superstar now, Yi said.
While shes had to deal with numerous interview requests, Chenzhou Sports School (郴州体育学校where she trained has been receiving calls from many parents planning to send their children to learn shooting.
She can be a good example for shooting students, said Zhou Jiguo (周纪国, party secretary of the school. She also brings hope to poor students. Sport changes ones fate.
But Yi Siling is a rare case.
Another student named He Xian (何仙was champion of the 10-meter air-rifle shooting competition at a championship for five provinces; but no one mentions why shes failed to go further. I still think He Xian has the potential to win glory for the country, said Long Shoubai (龙寿柏
, who coached both Yi Siling and He Xian.
He Xian is currently working as a street vendor in her hometown. She declined the EOs request for an interview.
Anybody know if the BBC montages are going to be available in youtube? I'd like to watch them. Searched the channel, but couldn't find anything (admittedly, i wasn't too thorough).
Also, the mascots would be a kangaroo and joey, named Skip and Milo. (They spell something backwards
Great. All we need to do now is raise a few million $$$ to bribe the voting committee.I updated my logo design idea:
Also, the mascots would be a kangaroo and joey, named Skip and Milo. (They spell something backwards)