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[Smokey]

also, if the only games left have no playing meaning then i will be simming the remaining games. so play your games before all the playoff people are done!

in other news, i login to the ps4 and have a message from Wst_Coast_Crackr: Hey i seen your lg in find lg you got any room

we sure do WCC, we suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure do

say what now

 

[Ferny]

It's come to this, FMT?

 

[ph33nix]

also, if the only games left have no playing meaning then i will be simming the remaining games. so play your games before all the playoff people are done!

in other news, i login to the ps4 and have a message from Wst_Coast_Crackr: Hey i seen your lg in find lg you got any room

we sure do WCC, we suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure do

I made a post earlier referencing all the relevant games left

 

[Sanjuro]

Basically this league is trash?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

It's come to this, FMT?

it was a joke. i don't think we are having another season and even if we did i wouldn't have a non-gaffer in the league. i've probably gotten like 5 or 6 messages from random people on PSN asking to join the league

 

[oatmeal]

I will play tonight. Soonish...just finishing up some work.

 

[ph33nix]

Rinse I highly doubt you'd be around tonight if we advance, but I'm going to be kind of busy tomorrow night so would you be able to rumble on Friday if we're not rolling tonight?

 

[rinse82]

Hey Rinse I hope you slip on a hot dog walking to your seat

fucking Raptors

Lollll not even the refs could get you this one. Nice comeback by your bench crew.

Lin and Parsons were trash tonight

 

[rinse82]

Rinse I highly doubt you'd be around tonight if we advance, but I'm going to be kind of busy tomorrow night so would you be able to rumble on Friday if we're not rolling tonight?

Friday works.

 

[McNei1y]

it was a joke. i don't think we are having another season and even if we did i wouldn't have a non-gaffer in the league. i've probably gotten like 5 or 6 messages from random people on PSN asking to join the league

Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. We will have another season. We willllllll

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Drizz, McNeil. Thats 2/28, who else is down?

 

[Sokantish]

You can count me TWICE!

Good news, in my game against AP KingBrave my rookie QB on the jags gets injured in the first drive of the game and is now out for 5 weeks. He could have had OROY if he had finished that game! Madden is trash.

 

[rinse82]

I'm down

 

[Rorschach]

ez says he'll play another one. I probably would too.

 

[oatmeal]

i'm in for season 3...

TIME TO GET SOKA INTO THE PLAYOFFS

 

[oatmeal]

Canyon needs a sophomore UNslump.

GAME TIME LADIES.

Pats defer and it's time to slaughter the Chargers.

#winitforsoka

HOLY FUCK IT PLAYS FAST WITH NO LAG OR ANYTHING...the KICKING METER IS SO QUICK

 

[oatmeal]

Chargers moving the chains with regularity...WELL THIS IS FUCKING SHIT.

Into the Red Zone now.

 

[ph33nix]

I'm down for a 3rd season myself.

 

[oatmeal]

This game is broken...Rivers is 7/7 :/

Phewf a couple of sacks (after a fumble that they recovered...grrr) and they ar forced to FG.

3-0 Chargers.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i will play a 3rd season if we have 28+!

 

[oatmeal]

Fucking hell...big sack keeps me back and I am punting

3-0

Fuckkkkk. Missed tackle gives them a big 30+ yard pass.

Rivers STILL hasn't missed a pass....

 

[oatmeal]

Forcing another FG...annnnnd it's...good.

6-0...1:50 left in the half.

And in typical Canyon fashion, I threw a pick. I'm fucking rushing throws now. It's the fucking CPU. CHILL OUT OATMEAL.

#winitforsoka

Qucik 3 and out...still have a minute to score.

WHERES THE MULLIGAN WHY AM I DOING THIS

int.

MCCOURTY FOR THE PICK SIIIIIIXXXXXXXXX

7-6 and I get the ball right back

HALFTIME BONER!!!!

#winitforsoka

 

[Sokantish]

I believe in you Oatmeal

 

[oatmeal]

Huge pass to Edelman to open the half and I'm already in FG range

TDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PATRIOTS

14-6

FUCKING PUNISHING THEM NOWWWWW

 

[Sanjuro]

...why am I reading all this?

Streaming future, amirite?

 

[oatmeal]

THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WOODHEAD

 

[oatmeal]

...why am I reading all this?

Streaming future, amirite?

#readitforsoka

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WOODHEAD

lulz

 

[Sokantish]

...why am I reading all this?

Streaming future, amirite?

There's more heart in his blogs than a live stream, okay? It's like sending a hand-written letter in the mail instead of an e-mail

 

[oatmeal]

RIVERSSSSS DENIEDDDDDDD

 

[oatmeal]

FOURTH QUARTER.

I GOT THE BALL.

THEY ARE DOWN BY 8.

THIS SHIT IS OVAH

THAT TIME I GOTTA BLAME THE RUNNING BACK, IT WAS A TERRIBLE DECISION HE PICKED THE WRONG HOLE

 

[oatmeal]

What's that? You wanted good field position?

TOO BAD!!!

 

[Sokantish]

Man we getting pictures now, soon there will be VIDEO!

 

[oatmeal]

HUGE TACKLE FOR LOSSSSS

FORCIN' DAT PUNNNNT

 

[ph33nix]

Oatmeal uses Playstation Camera?

Time to get one!

 

[Sanjuro]

I bet he is recording his voice to a cassette tape. We can send it around to everyone!

 

[oatmeal]

I got sacked...and I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK

#sackedforsoka

Oatmeal uses Playstation Camera?

Time to get one!

Dazz a Kinect 1.0 bruv

-

2 MIN WARNING

I bet he is recording his voice to a cassette tape. We can send it around to everyone!

What do you expect I'm a Wii U gamer

 

[oatmeal]

FIFTY YARD BOOOOOOOMAHHHHHH

17-6

1:52 left

 

[Sanjuro]

What do you expect I'm a Wii U gamer

I thought Wii U only played VHS?

 

[oatmeal]

They're going for it on 4th

THE IDIOTS

I AM THE IDIOT

THEY CONVERTED LIKE 20 YARDS MOTHER FUCK

 

[oatmeal]

THREW A SIDELINE PASS...RUNS OUT OF BOUNDS. CALLED OOB.

CHALLENGE IT.

OVERTURNED.

STILL 2ND AND 10 SINCE IT WAS A SIDEWAY PASS.

FUCK UR DUMB CPU

 

[oatmeal]

THEY ARE TAKING their time

34 sex left, down by 11?

GOOD LUCK

THEY SCORED

GOING FOR 2PT ----DENIEEDDDD

17-12

ONSIDE NOT RECOVERED!

THAT IS GAME!!!

SOKA FOR PRESIDENT

 

[oatmeal]

A look at the STARS of the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS for 2014:

JACK CANYON - QB - 56.0 RT - 14 TD - 35 INT - 3025 YD - 35 SACKS - 57%

amazing

STEVAN RIDLEY - HB - 197 ATT - 920 YDS - 10 TD

incredible

ROB GRONKOWSKI - TE - 74 REC - 907 YDS - 5 TD

hall of fame

AQUIB TALIB - 24 TKL - 10 INT

boom shakalaka

DEVIN MCCOURTY - 74 TKL - 3 INT

wow

 

[Sokantish]

Good job Oatmeal, I've never been more proud of you

 

[Sanjuro]

Fuck you, Oatmeal. You're ruining my Patriots franchise.

Ridley is trash.

 

[oatmeal]

Fuck you, Oatmeal. You're ruining my Patriots franchise.

Ridley is trash.

You let Tom Brady walk you filthy fucking whore

 

[Sanjuro]

You let Tom Brady walk you filthy fucking whore

Mallett future.

 

[oatmeal]

Mallett future.

Mallett?

He died in the Canyon.

 

[Colasante]

Mallett?

He died in the Canyon.

Trade Mallett to the Vikings.

 

[oatmeal]

Trade Mallett to the Vikings.

If we have a third season you bet your sweet ass I will.