Jones Soda Co. Limited Edition
Seahawks Collector Pack
Jones Soda Co. created this Limited Edition Seahawks Collector Pack as a tribute to the Seattle Seahawks and a little taste of what it is like to be in the NFL. If you can get through it all, only then can you taste SWEET VICTORY.
Be tough with the little guy and
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the Taste of Sweat
What the Pros say:
Just how good are these new flavours you ask? We've got world famous sommelier (wine taster) to give us the tasting notes on this series of limited edition flavors. His notes are:
"Using Riedel glassware.
I've decided to taste them at room temperature to allow the full flavors to come forward and not be masked by cold.
Since no one has suggested a tasting order, aside from savoring Sweet Victory last, I'm attempting to order them from lowest to highest intensity of flavor. Hope I'm in the ball park.
Here goes....
Natural Field Turf - Fairly bright green color is actually more reminiscent of the original artificial turf than natural turf. Pleasant Jolly Rancher green apple aroma. Dry with medium body. Low carbonation. Much more fresh grass flavors in the mouth. Expecting New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc, but got the clippings from the mower bag. Short, relatively clean finish.
Dirt - Murky brown color appears to be stagnant pond water, or a 40-year-old Riesling that was intended to be consumed immediately upon release. Expecting aromas of "terroir," but getting more Root Beer Barrel hard candy aroma with a faint perfumy character in the background. A bit more body than Turf, but still relatively dry with low carbonation.
Some compost flavors that finish surprisingly clean.
Perspiration - Crystal clear -- almost unnaturally devoid of color. (Scares me more than any of the colored versions.) Absolutely nailed this one. Not only smells of sweat, it's as if it was wrung from a jersey that was used for an entire week of two-a-days without laundering. In a wine tasting, we would label this "DNPIM" -- do not put in mouth. Medium to full bodied. Big hit of salt and sweat in the mouth. Unfortunately, has a long, lingering aftertaste. Wow, that's nasty.
Sports Cream - Cloudy with a chalky appearance a bit reminiscent of young white wine undergoing lees stirring. Pronounced aromas of Icy Hot with general locker room aromatics in the background. Full bodied and frankly sweet. A nice menthol character balances the sweetness somewhat.
Flavors include a waxiness reminiscent of Candy Lips. Pleasant, sweet aftertaste.
Sweet Victory - Cloudy in a similar manner to Sports Cream, but with a light robin-egg-blue color. Aromas of pure cotton candy. Like Sports Cream, full bodied and very, very sweet. Cotton candy flavor with hints of toffee and creme brule in the background. Sweet aftertaste could induce hyperglycemia.
Extra credit...blend of Turf and Dirt smells like the underside of my John Deere mower that is long overdue for a cleaning.
Well, there you have it. Thanks for the chance to participate."
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INCLUDED IN EACH PACK:
1 Natural Field Turf Soda
(featuring Josh Brown)
1 Sports Cream Soda
(featuring Matt Hasselbeck)
1 Perspiration Soda
(featuring Deion Branch)
1 Dirt Soda
(featuring Lofa Tatupu)
1 Sweet Victory Soda
(featuring Walter Jones)
PLUS
1 Special Edition Spirit of 12 Flag for the fan in you! (value $15)
A complete taste of what its like to be in the NFL.
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Seahawks Pack Today
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