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Maestro | Official Trailer
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Heimdall_Xtreme
Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
The character need a shower 
The Cockatrice
I'm retarded?
Movies based on some famous person are the new super-hero trends in Hollywood. Like I said, originality has died a while ago, even if they are decent/good movies, they're just not for me.
Giallo Corsa
Member
Yep, that's an Oscar bait movie if I ever saw one...
Also, that 4:3 black and white "format" trend has already ran its course
Also, that 4:3 black and white "format" trend has already ran its course
Jinzo Prime
Member
It looks like a parody of a snobbish high art movie.
pauljeremiah
Gold Member
So you don't like Ron Howard's films then
Heimdall_Xtreme
Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
Requirements to be an "Art" film nominated for an Oscar.
1.- Start your trailer with a slow and melancholic song.
2.- Put your character, having a monologue with himself saying something poetic without a clear message.
3.- Put a series of logos coming from the Cannes festival or some other stamp that says festival whatever.
4.- Play a voice-over describing the character's abilities and mistakes.
5.- Put a character in a bad light who is envious and does not want the success of others.
6.- Zoom in on faces that are serious or sad.
7.- Put ratings and mini phrases from magazine reviews that no one is interested in.
8.- Put on a "Exaltation" scene where the character shouts, grumbles or fights with other characters.
9.- Use the artistic Ost at high volume and give a sound blast when playing the title of the movie.
10.- Play the text of who directed the film with absolute silence, and wait for the applause of other film artists who have not even seen the film..
11.- the movie must be so boring until you cry
1.- Start your trailer with a slow and melancholic song.
2.- Put your character, having a monologue with himself saying something poetic without a clear message.
3.- Put a series of logos coming from the Cannes festival or some other stamp that says festival whatever.
4.- Play a voice-over describing the character's abilities and mistakes.
5.- Put a character in a bad light who is envious and does not want the success of others.
6.- Zoom in on faces that are serious or sad.
7.- Put ratings and mini phrases from magazine reviews that no one is interested in.
8.- Put on a "Exaltation" scene where the character shouts, grumbles or fights with other characters.
9.- Use the artistic Ost at high volume and give a sound blast when playing the title of the movie.
10.- Play the text of who directed the film with absolute silence, and wait for the applause of other film artists who have not even seen the film..
11.- the movie must be so boring until you cry
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