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[DMczaf]

You Americans with you awful thick, fluffy pancakes. This is what a real pancake should look like:

I don't know who you are. I don't know where you are posting from. But I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[esterk]

You done good OP. Gonna do this now. Sounds amazing, especially that chocolate cake one.

 

[Auto-Reply]

I will eat this after work... but the traditional way, baked in a standard pan. And with bluberries on top, or cranberries!

 

[mackattk]

I will need other people to test this before I take the plunge. Most of the time ideas like this end up in a horrible, horrible mess for me.

 

[Dennis]

Nutella on pancakes. Do it, love it.

 

[genjiZERO]

Brilliant. I'll have to try this.

 

[Edwardo]

But I cant really drown it in syrup this way

 

[brotherbean]

But I cant really drown it in syrup this way

Cut out a bowl in the middle and fill with syrup. BOOM.

 

[TheSeks]

>>Cat<<

Hahaha, for real. I'm like "...I need a Rice Cooker" over this.

But I cant really drown it in syrup this way

Slice in half horizontally. Drench bottom in syrup. Place top back on. You got a panburger.

 

[Shanlei91]

Am I the only one who sees these cooking hacks, tries them and produces something radically different?

I recently found a buzzfeed article about using a muffin tray to produce pizza rolls. Followed the recipe exactly and what came out was the most disgusting, gooey and ugly piece of fluff to have ever emerged from a non-human oven.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

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holy shit.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

You Americans with you awful thick, fluffy pancakes. This is what a real pancake should look like:

What the fuck is it with people and the pineapple/ham combo? It's not happening, stop.

 

[Captain Chaos]

DAMN, I'm going to try this, thanks.

 

[bobbytkc]

Good thing I have a waffle maker.

Your waffle maker can't cook rice, make porridge, soup, make steamed food, make bread and pound cake.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Watching the breathing intensity progress in the thread has been quite funny.

 

[chuckddd]

Cocoa powder:

Can I get a super stack?

 

[Edwardo]

Cut out a bowl in the middle and fill with syrup. BOOM.

Slice in half horizontally. Drench bottom in syrup. Place top back on. You got a panburger.

Genius~!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Watching the breathing intensity progress in the thread has been quite funny.

Someone needs to modify the Freeman pic with this same sequence.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Can I get a super stack?

I guess a super stack would look similar to this, just multiply the amount a bit:

 

[Delta Assault]

People who put powdered sugar on desserts are worse than Hitler.

...what are you supposed to put powdered sugar on, then? Pizza? Steak?

 

[DoktorEvil]

I guess a super stack would look similar to this, just multiply the amount a bit:

ughhhhh THAT is the definition of FOOD PORN.

 

[psylah]

Subbed to this thread.

I want to see all of the giant pancakes GAF makes.

 

[PumpkinPie]

I was amazed until I read 45 mins cooking time. Fuck that shit, I could've made 80 pancakes by then.

 

[Antagon]

What the fuck is it with people and the pineapple/ham combo? It's not happening, stop.

That i agree on. Apple / raisin or just bacon are far better.

And stop dissing this testament of Dutch superiority. Pannenkoeken > american pancakes, just ask the beastie boys.

 

[Haly]

I was amazed until I read 45 mins cooking time. Fuck that shit, I could've made 80 pancakes by then.

It's afk time. 45 minutes from when the rice cooker starts and you go off doing your thing.

You can even turn it on the previous night and have fresh warm pancake cake in the morning waiting for you.

 

[ManDudeChild]

I wonder how this would fare in a crock pot.

 

[Alchemy]

But I'm trying to lose weight...

 

[yyzjohn]

This thread has changed my life.

 

[WordAssassin]

I'm gonna go buy a rice cooker today. Seems like Target has some for like $20. I know I don't want to get the cheap-o bottom shelf brand thing but how different a cooking experience are we talking about as the price rises? I'd be willing to go to maybe $30 on a rice cooker, because honestly I don't make rice that often but I DO bake cakes pretty frequently and this might become my preferred method if it works out...

 

[RumblingRosco]

You Americans with you awful thick, fluffy pancakes. This is what a real pancake should look like:

We have gone to war for less. Delete your post before we come to provide your country freedom.

But for real that panda pancake is awesome.

 

[joelseph]

 

[Rarity]

I'm against thick pancakes, but it looks appealing. I wonder if the outside is crispy.

 

[Darth Pinche]

My god! Genius!

 

[Affeinvasion]

 

[samus i am]

Thanks OP, I'm going to try this.

 

[Oshimai]

Lots of things you can cook in a rice cooker yo.

Yes indeed.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I have to try this

 

[Dennis]

GAF, I cannot describe in words how much I am craving a pancake with crunchy Speculoos right now.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Life hack to make cute round cakes, more like.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I've made one before in my Zojirushi rice cooker, there's a cake setting that produces those things.

They're also not so good. They lack the texture of a steamed cake and that of a properly baked cake. It was an experiment that I performed and vowed to never do again.

 

[Ferrio]

I've made one before in my Zojirushi rice cooker, there's a cake setting that produces those things.

They're also not so good. They lack the texture of a steamed cake and that of a properly baked cake. It was an experiment that I performed and vowed to never do again.

Deep fry the whole thing after you take it out of the cooker.

Oh god that sounds amazing...

 

[akira28]

Would this be better for you guys?

if the face can be made of chocolate...maybe.

it just seems like the rice cooker really accents the cake part of the pancake. My ricecooker did come with a hot fudge chocolate cake recipe though. That, I could see. But pancakes are supposed to be thin. Otherwise, what's the point?

 

[Funky Papa]

Deep fry the whole thing after you take it out of the cooker.

Oh god that sounds amazing...

And next time don't forget to add some tiny bacon bits.

Feeling fat already.

 

[Collete]

I'm making one right now out of Moringa pancake batter with blueberries in it.
I think I'm in for a treat, I'll post pictures when it comes out!

 

[BlazingDarkness]

This is the only way a pancake should be.
Thin, with mounds of sugar and a tiny squeeze of lemon on top.
Yes.

None of that thick spongy American shit.

 

[Ferrio]

I'm making one right now out of Moringa pancake batter with blueberries in it.
I think I'm in for a treat, I'll post pictures when it comes out!

Deep fry it afterwards!

This is the only way a pancake should be.

What weird place do you live in where you eat tortillas with lemon for breakfast?

 

[Amentallica]

This is the only way a pancake should be.
Thin, with mounds of sugar and a tiny squeeze of lemon on top.
Yes.

None of that thick spongy American shit.

I love crepes and all, but I'd take a pancake over that any day. A blueberry pancake with blueberry compote at that.

 

[akira28]

I mean, crepes are great and all, but I like a nice crepe\pancake hybrid that is nice and spongy yet also fluffy and thin, so it soaks up maple like a sponge, but is springy and not thick and doughy like hastily made pancakes.

 

[Shanlei91]

This is the only way a pancake should be.
Thin, with mounds of sugar and a tiny squeeze of lemon on top.
Yes.

None of that thick spongy American shit.

If it's that thin, how do I stick the peanut butter chips in????

 

[BlazingDarkness]

If it's that thin, how do I stick the peanut butter chips in????

You don't!
Sugar and lemon, that's all you need.