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Miami Herald

Mangling a man’s penis during a botched illegal surgery will cost a Hialeah woman 40 months behind bars.

Nery Carvajal Gonzalez, 39, pleaded guilty on Wednesday for her role in two ill-fated penis enhancement procedures that took place inside a Hialeah warehouse in 2014 and 2015.

In the penis case, the unidentified victim in his mid-50s used to receive facials from Gonzalez and eventually agreed to the illegal cosmetic procedures.

In early 2014, Gonzalez — who is not a doctor and is not licensed to practice medicine — injected an “illegally obtained” substance into the man’s buttocks. A month later, she injected him for a “chin fill,” Gonzalez admitted in court documents released Wednesday.

One month later, Gonzalez performed the penis enhancement on the man. He suffered extreme pain and “the inability to have an erection.”

Out of “fear and embarrassment,” the man continued to get treatment from Gonzalez for the next year in an “attempt to repair the damaged penis.”

Finally, Gonzalez turned to a disgraced plastic surgeon named Mark Schreiber to help repair the damage. The second surgery, performed alongside Gonzalez, took place in the same Hialeah warehouse — and was also a failure, police say.

“The victim’s penis looked mutilated and was missing skin and was raw and swollen,” according to court documents. “The penis also had retracted in size and was very small.”

According to prosecutors, Schreiber’s remedy was to tell the man to tie two popsicle sticks his penis to keep it straight while it healed.

“This was the worst experience of his life,” Miami-Dade prosecutor Warren Eth told the judge on Wednesday.

 

[Killer Queen]

In the penis case, the unidentified victim in his mid-50s used to receive facials from Gonzalez

Uh...huh

 

[Tadaima]

😱😱😱
It's not enough.

 

[Ferrio]

Be happy with what you got guys.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

im gonna go hug my penis now

 

[vypek]

Florida news always seems so much crazier than anywhere else

 

[FZZ]

I just need a woman who will love my dick as much as I love her pussy brehs

 

[The Auxiliary]

So the procedure other only failed completely, but also made it as worse as it could possibly be. Good job.

 

[FIREKNIGHT2029]

What the...?

 

[Matsukaze]

According to prosecutors, Schreiber’s remedy was to tell the man to tie two popsicle sticks his penis to keep it straight while it healed.

Wow.

 

[Username1198]

Well hopefully dude gets a top of the line robo penis after he sues that chick or whatever

 

[n64coder]

Florida news always seems so much crazier than anywhere else

Why wasn't G/A/F in the title?

 

[zethren]

What a dick move.

 

[Bronetta]

 

[Nightbird]

Why wasn't G/A/F in the title?

would be too easy

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Is it appropriate to victim blame a little in this case? Because why the hell would you trust people like that with your dick.

 

[wesleyshark]

Hahaha

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"My penis is mangled, just look at it, it's all swollen and raw....and smaller! It's smaller now too! It used to be 9 inches flaccid!"

 

[Squalor]

This guy is an idiot for going to her.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Would it not have been cheaper to go to a clinic for a prescription, then buy Viagra out of pocket, instead of going through a year's worth of elective surgeries?

Keep in mind, women don't care nearly as much about size as men do.

 

[Junior Mint]

mangled penis is never a phrase you want to hear

 

[Chojin]

I know Florida authorities reports stories but man this sounds a lot like the other story in Florida where someone was busted for injecting silicone caulking agents into the ass of some woman.

 

[Pakoe]

Wowwww.

 

[Tom Nook]

ouch....

Spoiler

Thou that is a easy way to peel potatoes.....

 

[adamantypants]

Schreiber’s remedy was to tell the man to tie two popsicle sticks his penis to keep it straight while it healed.

Lol, I lost it

 

[Squalor]

Would it not have been cheaper to go to a clinic for a prescription, then buy Viagra out of pocket, instead of going through a year's worth of elective surgeries?

Keep in mind, women don't care nearly as much about size as men do.

But he cared about size, and he chose the cheapest method.

At any reputable medical establishment, this kind of surgery is $15,000-$20,000.

He (stupidly) paid about $1,500 and had the procedure done in a warehouse. He's an idiot.

 

[Akuun]

I think I see why that guy lost his license, guys.

 

[HawksWinStanley]

hmm, popsicle dick splint is a new one...

 

[WeAreStarStuff]

 

[Omegasquash]

Pretty risky behavior, putting your penis in the hands of another person.

 

[NeOak]

10/10

I lost it

 

[Count Dookkake]

A clear violation of the penal code.

 

[SeanTSC]

Florida Man's penis savaged in illegal treatment - seeks more illegal treatment from same doctor to fix it.

 

[Woetyler]

In the penis case, the unidentified victim in his mid-50s used to receive facials from Gonzalez and eventually agreed to the illegal cosmetic procedures.

 

[Biske]

People really play fast and loose with their dicks



Good lord. Like of all the stuff you can try to augment it change... If you fuck that one up...

Why risk it


Us at GAF with our donkey dicks can hardly relate, but come on guys. Just embrace the Dick you have

 

[Ultimadrago]

Ouch. Glad she got sent to prison.

Hopefully that guy learns to be more careful about what comes close to his junk.

Popsicle sticks

 

[maquiladora]

oh what the fuck

 

[Squalor]

oh what the fuck

Just Florida's putting the "F" in "WTF."

 

[Dufoos]

Hahahaha

 

[VaultBoy101]

Never get surgery in a warehouse. Especially not penis surgery.

 

[StrawberryJam]

Theres something about the words 'mangled' and 'penis' that, when put together, really burns the soul.

 

[maquiladora]

Never get surgery in a warehouse. Especially not penis surgery.

Just canceled my 5:00pm appointment.