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March Wrasslin |OT| Road To WrassleMania
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At least Kane/Taker would have been interesting. Some fireworks may have been involved, a few chokeslams, who knows?
Wow. Smart move.
"And the Memory Remains!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!"
Thing is, I actually like that song and like that it's associated with this feud.
BoboBrazil
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No blood, no big bumps, 2 old guys. It's the ultimate something alright.
Professor Beef
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I also wish it was Kane/Taker, and Taker's final match.
Me too. I actually loved ReLoad. I just think they choose odd spots to play it.
I knew you were a Kane mark, lol. It's actually a damn shame that Kane/Orton has had a more sensible and interesting build than HHH/Taker.
Nocturnowl
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Even if it were just promos like HHH/Taker Kane already did a better job on his own building up to WM20.
Yeah, Kane showed just how great he was by actually being able to carry a buildup for a match all on his own for months.
BoboBrazil
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Albert
I wouldn't be surprised to see blood in that match.
Based on last night's promo, I think we'll see some big bumps from these two. I'd love to see them revisit the spot where Taker threw Mankind off the cell and into the announce table. I expect them to hold nothing back in this one.
Professor Beef
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I'M NO KANE MARK
I just think it makes the most sense to have Taker's final match to be against Kane.
bean breath
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Look at this jabroni acting like he never placed mosaic tiles on wrestling pics to play them off as censored nude photos.
HarryDemeanor
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He should debut at WrestleMania to help Team Johnny win.
I still hope that match happens, and they both retire.
BoboBrazil
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Sunny is also backstage. Word is she approached Mark Henry, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, and black ref asking if they would fly to where her ex boyfriend lives and kill him for money.
bean breath
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Really? Really? Really, SoulPlaya? REALLY?!
HHH/Taker = "Best Wrestlemania match of all time". Lost the battle but won the war. Taker's win wasn't decisive enough. Shawn is better than HHH and still couldn't get the job done. Hell in a Cell. HHH is doing it for Shawn. Shawn doesn't need HHH's pity, he's special guest refereeing the F out of this match. "Isn't it ironic?".
VS.
Kane/Orton = Kane shook Orton's hand last Summer. His name...
...is Randy Orton.
I know you're a Kane mark, SoulPlaya, but this is ridiculous.
I am disturbed by the assortment of guys you listed.
Pristine_Condition
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The only way you'd see that spot is if Mick Foley himself climbs up the cage and throws himself off. No way in hell Trips takes a bump like that, even at Mania.
And the cage prevents Taker from doing his annual crazy move, the Tope Suicida over the top rope.
Arrowgigantic
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UberTag
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Triple H knows five moves...
1) How to use his backstage stroke to give his workout buddies main event pushes.
2) How to bury everyone else on the roster by making them look like complete and utter shit, pedigreeing them or make them praise his WrestleMania matches in backstage interviews.
3) How to spit water in the air like a champ.
4) How to give Stephanie baby girls... but not boys.
5) The crotch chop.
Please note that these are still better than Cena's five moves.
1) How to use his backstage stroke to give his workout buddies main event pushes.
2) How to bury everyone else on the roster by making them look like complete and utter shit, pedigreeing them or make them praise his WrestleMania matches in backstage interviews.
3) How to spit water in the air like a champ.
4) How to give Stephanie baby girls... but not boys.
5) The crotch chop.
Please note that these are still better than Cena's five moves.
Got to put the fear of death in Ring Ka King (aka the most watched weekly wrestling program on the planet).
BoboBrazil
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Ugh, newest members of Team Teddy
Teddy Long is the worst GM ever.
Great Khali and Zack Ryder, WHY KHALI WHY
Teddy has a soft spot for comedy characters. That's all WWE will be if he wins this match and takes over RAW and Smackdown. You think Cena is bad now? He'll be all jokes with Teddy as GM.
#TeamExcitement
Ugh, team teddy doesn't have a chance,
unless Mysterio does return and gets beat up for 90% of the match until he makes his comeback and wins it.
See, now look at it this way, if HHH won the war, then why are they having another match? Besides, Kane took off his glove for that handshake! Do I even need to say anymore?
UberTag
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But... Kofi Kingston isn't funny.
Clearly the last member of Team Teddy will be Hornswoggle.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
He did once say he could get a better match out of a broomstick than most of the locker room.
If Vince really cared he would be smart and cancel the WWE network or make it an internet subscription. Put up the entire archive and say "Hey subscribe to this shit for $10 and you get everything! The WCW Archive, the ECW archive, the every fucking thing archive!"
Then he'd take 10% of the budget that was for the WWE network and launch his own rival Ring Ka King promotion. Call it King Ra Ring, toss over Khali as champion and Jinder as something too. Have the indian attitude era, make millions on a small budget.
Then have someone over come the Great Khali and be the most over person in all of Indian Sports entertainment, in a David v. Goliath esque storyline or some shit.
Then he'd take 10% of the budget that was for the WWE network and launch his own rival Ring Ka King promotion. Call it King Ra Ring, toss over Khali as champion and Jinder as something too. Have the indian attitude era, make millions on a small budget.
Then have someone over come the Great Khali and be the most over person in all of Indian Sports entertainment, in a David v. Goliath esque storyline or some shit.
Yea but that was like one time last year. The rest is just ranting and speculation.
The WWE hasn't drawn well in India though.
So what makes Ring Ka King draw?
Fuck are you talkin' about?
They all came to see Kane!
http://www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/news/articlephotos/kanevisitsindiagallery
BoboBrazil
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In the last year
Pedigreed Zack Ryder for no reason at the height of his popularity
Inserted himself into Punk angle after sensing it was hot
Said a broom could wrestle better than entire lockerroom
Made Undertaker beg for a fucking rematch after Undertaker beat him last year
Basically said HBK, Undertaker, and himself are the only great wrestlers left
Showed himself pedigreeing Ziggler
Killed Sheamus and absolutely destroyed him on Raw in less than a minute
Maybe more I'm forgetting.
Remember when he just randomly pedigreed Miz during a commercial break? lol
Pedigreed the Miz during commercial break.
Made himself the main event of Night of Champions despite neither him or Punk having a belt.
That ridiculous angle with Kevin Nash.
Making himself the top face in the company as COO.
Pedigreeing someone is not always meaning burial. He didn't bury Ziggler in that stupid MSG video. No one was paying attention to Ziggler at all from that. The Punk thing is fair but Punk wasn't exactly buried, was he? The Ryder one is fair but the Taker one isn't. They needed an opponent for Taker at WM, and putting him in there makes sense. How is that burying anyone? When was the last time HHH held a title?
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
The ratings have dropped off. I'm not sure it is drawing, haven't really been paying too much attention.
bean breath
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But HHH didn't want to initially. He wants the match now because Taker said Shawn is better. To Shawn, this means that HHH can't stand the fact that he's(Shawn) better than him. To HHH, he rationalizes that he accepted the match because he's tired of people talking S behind Shawn's back about how he "couldn't get the job done", so he's doing it for the both of them; which is total BS.
It looks to be setting up a feud between Shawn and HHH.
What the hell? Is that glove full of vaseline to keep his hand soft for X-Pac or something? Who cares!
This match is either complete bullshit or a last minute solution to Barrett's injury.
Or both.
Kane sucks and you should feel bad.
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