I swear I have the worst item luck. I know everyone thinks this, but I believe I truly hold the title. Insane nonsense that happened in the past few GAF races:
+Got an item box, then immediately got hit by a random Bob Omb. I lost my item. Next guy with star hits me. Then guy with boom box hits me.
+Saw the guy ahead of me get a Bullet Bill when I was in last place (multiple times)
+A bob-omb fucking ricochets off of the castle in Royal Raceway and hits me dead on
+I use the side ramp in the Master Sword room in Hyrule Circuit and somehow get hit by a reverse green shell
+Boost into a pirahna plant, followed by a reverse green shell
+Hit Sendou with a Pirahna plant, and he fucking BOOSTS ahead of me like nothing happened
+I have a throw:get hit by red shell ratio of 1:1,000,000