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[CrimsonCrescendo]

Blue Shell on the last lap? Sucks, but okay.

A red shell that follow up right after? Everyone gets screwed.

Having someone then run into you with the three banana shell? Starting to get frustrated.

Having the person in last place hit you with a bomb to top it all off? Now I'm pissed!

Went from 1st to 12th in the last half lap of the race.


Edit: Are you all in the same games?

 

[DaBoss]

Hey Omnicent, let me tell you something about the star on Mario Circuit. It can actually cut through the grass and could have possibly gotten you first place.

 

[Roo]

With that victory, I'm fucking out.
I can't take any more salt right now.
GGs


I'll be back later for some more

 

[Burning Justice]

Last one before I go eat.

 

[Saint Gregory]

*Baby Park*

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

 

[Burning Justice]

GGs guys!

 

[Azure J]

I am so drained.

 

[Addi]

3rd in my last race is decent enough see you!

 

[Grexeno]

Finally got in as a spectator.

 

[ffdgh]

I am so drained.

Tell me about it...

 

[CoasterFreak225]

Fuck you all.

 

[DaBoss]

2muchrosa4me

Time for Dry Bowser to shine.

Fuck you all.

Kartma for choosing Baby Park.

 

[Grexeno]

I was in the top 3 the entire race before that fucking Red

 

[Azure J]

his smile and optimism

gone

 

[Grexeno]

HAH HAH

I SHALL CHOOSE THE COURSE, AND YOU SHALL LISTEN

 

[Azure J]

Yeah seriously, I'm just not in the fucking mood for this. One more and I'll probably go.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Who picked Wario Mine???

Boo that man!!!!

HAH HAH

I SHALL CHOOSE THE COURSE, AND YOU SHALL LISTEN

BOOOOO!!!!

 

[DaBoss]

Does the Mute City shortcut shroomless require 10 coins?

Yeah seriously, I'm just not in the fucking mood for this. One more and I'll probably go.

Weak.

 

[CoasterFreak225]

2muchrosa4me

Time for Dry Bowser to shine.

Kartma for choosing Baby Park.

You were saying?

 

[Omnicent]

at least Azure managed to survive. Though 3 rosa bottom 3 feels bad man ; ;

 

[Azure J]

Weak.

I don't expect you or any of the other superhumans in here to understand, but I'm only mortal. I can only see myself get robbed so many times before I jump into the spiral of despair. :lol

 

[Grexeno]

2ND

VICTORY SCREECH

 

[DaBoss]

You were saying?

I don't know, what was I saying?

I don't expect you or any of the other superhumans in here to understand, but I'm only mortal. I can only see myself get robbed so many times before I jump into the spiral of despair. :lol

Look at this way, you're at the disadvantage.

 

[Azure J]

I fucking feel like crying. I dodged at least 8 different attempts on my 1st place standing only to be fucked because of a blooper and Daboss NEEDING to hit me.

I'm so done.

*soul floats out of body*

 

[Grexeno]

fuck off

 

[Azure J]

Then that happens and I just want to sell this game. :lol

 

[DaBoss]

Anon, how many red shells do I have to throw to stop you?

 

[Grexeno]

I RETURN TO MY RIGHTFUL 2ND PLACE

 

[Azure J]

just kill me now

 

[Grexeno]

How the hell did first place avoid that blue? 1ST SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE

 

[HiroTSK5]

Yay Top Three

 

[Omnicent]

Yay Top Three

#RosalinaArmy

 

[Azure J]

PETE IS A FUCKING FRAUD

I FOUGHT my way out of that clusterfuck. You get carried to first on the single most bullshit bill I've EVER seen.

 

[Grexeno]

If we race on RR SNES i sell the game

EDIT: Also fuck every one of you lol

 

[Azure J]

DABOSS YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF RANCID SHIT WHY THE FUCK COULDNT YOU HOLD THAT BOBOMB LONGER

 

[DaBoss]

#RosalinaArmy

Taking down the Rosalina army one bomb at a time.

DABOSS YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF RANCID SHIT WHY THE FUCK COULDNT YOU HOLD THAT BOBOMB LONGER

Equal opportunity for Rosalina players. One bob-omb for you and one bob-omb for Omnicent.

EDIT: lol, I got a mushroom too late for the shortcut.

 

[Grexeno]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

I WIN ON CLUTCH GREEN SHELL

 

[Azure J]

Taking down the Rosalina army one bomb at a time.

Equal opportunity for Rosalina players. One bob-omb for you and one bob-omb for Omnicent.

Have we played Smash Bros? I think I just found out how I'll resolve this bullshit once and for all.

 

[Grexeno]

You are all the worst people on the planet

 

[Azure J]

 

[DaBoss]

Have we played Smash Bros? I think I just found out how I'll resolve this bullshit once and for all.

I think we played PM once and you were trying to waveshine and failed.

 

[Grexeno]

I have no idea how I got 5th there lol

 

[Omnicent]

Fuck your bullshit bills Boss and Hiro

 

[HiroTSK5]

first.

yay.

 

[Azure J]

I think we played PM once and you were trying to waveshine and failed.

Wait really? Awesome. We should play again sometime soon.

Also, yay the bullshit pacifist is here

 

[Omnicent]

must have been karma for those red shells =\

 

[DaBoss]

Horn attack 2 lol.

Wait really? Awesome. We should play again sometime soon.

Also, yay the bullshit pacifist is here

I don't have netplay set up and probably won't ever.

We haven't played Smash 4 against each other.

 

[SM239]

2nd to 11th in 5 seconds

 

[IntelliHeath]

1st YAY!

Wait really? Awesome. We should play again sometime soon.

Also, yay the bullshit pacifist is here

why did you leave me! I thought we were takamaru bros! WHY!

 

[CoasterFreak225]

Just triple red toward Onmicent. Ouch.