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[Azure J]

Juggling between getting fucked by people bumping people on The Turn™, screwing myself with a star activation, and taking the turn as cautiously as possible was something alright.

Also, yay 6th!

 

[Omnicent]

I wonder how many queue can hold,

I believe it is 2, unless they increased it.

 

[Azure J]

WOW YOU FUCKS

REALLY?

 

[NotLiquid]

4 golden mushrooms in a row. Jesus.

 

[DaBoss]

It gave me 3 coin items in a row. It did not like how I got my lead or the fact that I had a huge lead.

Seriously, how are Roo and I so on sync? It must be a Dry Bowser power or something.

 

[NotLiquid]

I... think I hit DaBoss like five times in that race

Seriously, how are Roo and I so on sync? It must be a Dry Bowser power or something.

Team Boneheads

 

[CoasterFreak225]

I really fucking hate it when I miss item boxes.

 

[Roo]

Yes game, that's exactly what I needed, a fire flower. Thank you!!

 

[DaBoss]

Yes game, that's exactly what I needed, a fire flower. Thank you!!

You managed to hit me, so consolation prize?

 

[Roo]

It gave me 3 coin items in a row. It did not like how I got my lead or the fact that I had a huge lead.

Seriously, how are Roo and I so on sync? It must be a Dry Bowser power or something.

You, Nathan and I are Dry Bowser brothers, that's why

 

[Burning Justice]

Stolen!

 

[Prototype]

After 5 last place finishes in a row last night, I decided I need to practice both the new tracks and 200cc more before I attempt going online again. T_T

 

[DaBoss]

Shit, I picked Toad's Turdpike by mistake. I meant to choose RR64.

I... think I hit DaBoss like five times in that race

I'm like a magnet to items at times. Especially at the start of a race.

 

[Azure J]

What do you all have against me? Getting combo'd off of DaBoss' boomerang into Roo's star back into the second returning hit of the boomerang was just too technical to be anything but intentional. Also Omni with the disgraceful bomb setting me up into ANOTHER wombo combo...

 

[Azure J]

HORNNNNNN... ;_______:

 

[NotLiquid]

From 5th to 11th

Smh

 

[CoasterFreak225]

Wow got comboed by 2 bullets. :-(

 

[DaBoss]

HORNNNNNN... ;_______:

At least you didn't fall off the course.

The range on that thing is huge. I wasn't near it at all.

 

[NotLiquid]

I think I hate Ribbon Road the most in 200cc

 

[CoasterFreak225]

I think I hate Ribbon Road the most in 200cc

Same.

 

[Azure J]

Sooooo close... Need to work on hang time in the air.

 

[DaBoss]

lol, the top and bottom row for votes are the same for me.

EDIT: I'll take that third, thank you very much.

 

[Boney]

Got it

 

[NotLiquid]

Alright I think that's going to be my last game for tonight.

Although I sucked balls and the salt was truly real I had a bunch of fun. I really needed that pick-me-up after what has easily been one of the most arduous and depressing weekends I've had.

 

[Azure J]

7 or 8 people ran into me with a star on that Yoshi's race. My thoughts when it happened.

 

[Azure J]

Nothing like running into someone for a bump boost only to be flattened because someone activated lightning while they came out of their star normally.

 

[DaBoss]

Alright I think that's going to be my last game for tonight.

Although I sucked balls and the salt was truly real I had a bunch of fun. I really needed that pick-me-up after what has easily been one of the most arduous and depressing weekends I've had.

Glad we can help. Use me as a item hitting person as you please.

Read Azure J's post history for even more laughter.

 

[Roo]

Fuck that stupid track.

 

[Addi]

Was about to use a lightning, but lost it because I was hit by another lightning :S

 

[Azure J]

Was trying to pick Wild Woods after watching some of this Guilty Gear stream but got to the controller late. Mandatory #FuckBabyPark

 

[Boney]

I'm still so sad that baby park was one of the dlc courses

 

[Boney]

Holy shit your green shells at the end almost hit me roo

 

[Azure J]

SIX GOLDEN SHROOMS

WHAT THE FUCK MARIO KART

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

 

[Roo]

Holy shit your green shells at the end almost hit me roo

Roo™

 

[DaBoss]

My item luck has been absolute shit these past few races. Baby Park is obviously to blame.

 

[Grexeno]

Doesn't look like I have any chance of getting into a game right now. :|

 

[Azure J]

Why do I play this game keep doing this to myself?

 

[Boney]

Ffdgh stop trolling with baby park

 

[Roo]

Chris you motherfucker

 

[Burning Justice]

Holy shit, I actually won on Baby Park. It's a miracle.

 

[CoasterFreak225]

Chris you motherfucker

But I like Baby Park...

;-)

 

[Boney]

Dammit roo stop hitting me with your backwards shells!!

 

[Azure J]

 

[DaBoss]

I need a fresh start, this bad luck is getting worse. SNES Rainbow Road is the only cure.

 

[Burning Justice]

Got a lightning, decided to save it since people had stars/bullet bills... then someone else gets one and uses it immediately, making me lose mine. Hahaha...

 

[CoasterFreak225]

I'm guessing that's how many times you got screwed?

;-)

 

[DaBoss]

I need a fresh start, this bad luck is getting worse. SNES Rainbow Road is the only cure.

See. SNES Rainbow Road is the magic cure for everything.

Thank you guys for choosing SNES RR.

 

[Azure J]

Just fucking STOP IT

 

[Azure J]

See. SNES Rainbow Road is the magic cure for everything.

I wish if I could accurately predict who is the person in the midpack that will fuck the run up for me every time. God damn Addi with that goddamn star

Also, that Mario Circuit was nutty as fuck

 

[Boney]

You can't recuperate from 4 hits in a row by getting only golden mushrooms

Welp, comm error