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[Jeff Vader]

I think I might go back to karts soon.

 

[DaBoss]

Why is the replacement AI so dumb?

 

[SM239]

still need both of you guys to add me to your friend list (unless you don't want to be friends, which is totally fine as well)

I'll need to remind myself to do that. I've been going straight online so often (can't open home menu online) that I always forget

 

[Azure J]

These psychic lightnings tho

 

[Ysiadmihi]

There needs to be a checkbox that says "I am never going to give a fuck." when the game asks you if you mind that the friend you're joining is in a tournament.

 

[Burning Justice]

Surprised I held on that long in Donut Plains 3--that's one of my worst courses with this combo.

 

[Papercuts]

There needs to be a checkbox that says "I am never going to give a fuck." when the game asks you if you mind that the friend you're joining is in a tournament.

Yeah, taking 5 button presses to get to the character select is annoying as fuck.

 

[Dereck]

How are you guys able to deal with that turn before the finish line in Dolphin Shoals?

I feel like that turn is made specifically to make whoever's in first place to suffer.

 

[JacksUsername]

Anyone down for a couple of quick team races in GAF vs. GAF? Hanging out in the lobby right now.

 

[SM239]

Lmfao that final lap was a cluster fuck

 

[ViewtifulJC]

There needs to be a checkbox that says "I am never going to give a fuck." when the game asks you if you mind that the friend you're joining is in a tournament.

Also "do you know they're playing in NeoGAF Race OT"/"do you want to join them?"

yeah I dont caaaaaaaaare just get me in the game

 

[Kouichi]

Lmfao that final lap was a cluster fuck

Jesus, I know.

 

[Gattuso]

what just happened?

 

[Azure J]

WHAT THE FUCK

Was right behind 1st place, overtaking 3rd and 4th then all of a sudden

COMMUNICATIONS DERP

LRN2FUCKINGNETCODENINTENDO

 

[Papercuts]

what the hell was that race

 

[Timeaisis]

Cannot catch s break today...

 

[chaosblade]

Comm error. Woo! Was close to winning too.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Keeping your item after falling off is so broken xD

 

[Kade]

Kade's Luck
When Kade enters top 3 roll a six sided dice. Multiply the result by Kade's position to determine where Kade will end up at the end of the race.

 

[Mistle]

That's the number joined it's not the number that are online.

Ah ok, I figured that. But how come the gaf vs gaf community had "--", and the gaf frantic mode only had 14?

 

[Timeaisis]

Kade's Luck
When Kade enters top 3 roll a six sided dice. Multiply the result by Kade's position to determine where Kade will end up at the end of the race.

Also applies to me and commie as well.

 

[Exentryk]

Really want to be playing with you all, but am stuck at work. The timezones don't help =/

How are you guys able to deal with that turn before the finish line in Dolphin Shoals?

I feel like that turn is made specifically to make whoever's in first place to suffer.

Glide down and land early and start drifting asap. That'll help take the turn easily.

Shoutout to Exentryk though. I've gotten better by learning from several people but he's the one I've learned the most from. We've played together a lot and he uses basically the same setup as I do (same stats, different parts). Still have a long way to go though!

Cheers bro! It's always fun racing you and I've learnt a lot from you too

 

[Grizzo]

I love that sax on Dolphin Shoals... makes me want to watch a cheesy family sitcom from the 80s like Step By Step or Family Matters

 

[Azure J]

How does Papercuts get anywhere in this funky kart combo? @__@

 

[Gattuso]

got hit with that plant and fell sideways into a wall getting myself stuck briefly

 

[Papercuts]

How does Papercuts get anywhere in this funky kart combo? @__@

I have mastered the art of shitty handling.

 

[NewVegasDog]

How does Papercuts get anywhere in this funky kart combo? @__@

I sense he may use the boost exploit. But it could just be raw skill.

 

[Kade]

F BABY PEACH AND ROSALINDA!

they basic

 

[Vylash]

F BABY PEACH AND ROSALINDA!

 

[Papercuts]

Lightning right after I got triple reds, causing me to run into them. MARIO KART

I sense he may use the boost exploit. But it could just be raw skill.

Nah, I don't firehop. The setup I use has 5.25 speed and pretty terrible everything else.

 

[Azure J]

I have mastered the art of shitty handling.

It's funny too, using slicks with a kart like that is the first time that I've ever skid around like that on the track (and thus the first time I got the name "Slicks"). Major props to you man, I can't handle that shit for anything. :lol

 

[NewVegasDog]

Nah, I don't firehop. The setup I use has 5.25 speed.

Ah, my mistake, but I believe one of the gaffers does the fire hopping online. Though I could be wrong.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Ok I need a new setup, tired of not being able to take those corners xP

 

[DaBoss]

I used the super horn and it hit, but it didn't register as hit to others. >_>

 

[Burning Justice]

Had I not been blue-shelled, I might've actually gotten first that time. Imagine that.

 

[Papercuts]

Ah, my mistake, but I believe one of the gaffers does the fire hopping online. Though I could be wrong.

Yup, I've only seen one that does it. I sometimes do it in worldwide for added hilarity.

 

[Kade]

How do some people recover so quickly from hits? Sometimes they just flip over and land on their wheels and they continue moving normally or they get a boost without having mushrooms.

 

[Grizzo]

How do some people recover so quickly from hits? Sometimes they just flip over and land on their wheels and they continue moving normally or they get a boost without having mushrooms.

I think it's because of the lag.

Your game thinks you hit them but in reality you didn't

 

[chaosblade]

I'm still laughing about hitting the fish in Donut Plains with a bomb. I mean, I don't even. Who would even expect that.

And the fish even had an animation for it which made it that much funnier.

 

[CrimsonCommie]

Some of the fuckery happening earlier in GAFcc:

youtube.com/watch?v=D68h1JAeOiw

And it doesn't even show half of what happened to me at the end

 

[DaBoss]

lmao Timeasis.

 

[Azure J]

Fuckin' coked up Snively Whiplash ruining my day right now.

 

[Timeaisis]

That was not a good race for me.

 

[Dereck]

Glide down and land early and start drifting asap. That'll help take the turn easily.

OK, can you post a gif/video of someone going through this turn and not slowing down?

 

[DaBoss]

Serves you right trying to boost to the finish line.

 

[Azure J]

Yeah fuck this I'm out. THat ending got me heated.

 

[Exentryk]

OK, can you post a gif/video of someone going through this turn and not slowing down?

Download the record ghost on that level and watch. It should take the corner without slowing down.

 

[Papercuts]

Holy boomerangs at the end

Also pls forgive me Kak.

 

[Dereck]

Download the record ghost on that level and watch. It should take the corner without slowing down.

I tried using Rosilina + bike, now that turn ain't shit. What a world of difference

 

[Grizzo]

terrible race

I fell down and then got stuck against a rock because of that golden mushroom

Felt like hell