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[Currygan]

I seriously couldn't stop laughing when I saw Ludwig straight up racing in the other direction

Lol, I thought at least someone had to laugh

 

[DaBoss]

I hate item boxes in this game. Can't use anything right before getting them. You have to use it a good amount of time before getting them.

EDIT: This fucking game just had RR64 in the vote 3 times in a row. Didn't choose it once at least.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

that was an excellent banana toss on cloud top whoever that was

 

[Niraj]

Blue shell in second lol. Sorry Crimson.

 

[CrimsonCommie]

Fucking lightning, blue shell, and a red shell all in a row! At least I still was 2nd!

 

[1up]

Dat cloudtop. I got hit with THREE horns at start.

 

[DaBoss]

Yup, fuck red shells and ricocheted green shells.

 

[Azure J]

OK, this clearly means that I now have to focus on Heath, DaBoss, Vader and Shadowlink. You all are the WORST on the third lap and Heath's magic triple reds every time he's behind me is getting me pissed.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

DaBoss is slowly gonna fuck everything in this game

 

[ohlawd]

Dat cloudtop. I got hit with THREE horns at start.

lol same

I contributed with the 2nd horn

 

[CrimsonCommie]

Blue shell in second lol. Sorry Crimson.

#teamPinkGold! I've been 2nd all three races today

 

[IntelliHeath]

OK, this clearly means that I now have to focus on Heath, DaBoss, Vader and Shadowlink. You all are the WORST on the third lap and Heath's magic triple reds every time he's behind me is getting me pissed.

Why me? I thought we were Takamaru bros! You can't do that to me! ;_;

I got disconnected from the room for some reason, but I'm back

 

[exfatal]

Hopping on to make a name for myself and peach on GAF get ready chumps, the princess is here to screw ya

 

[ohlawd]

Hopping on to make a name for myself and peach on GAF get ready chumps, the princess is here to screw ya

I'm already doing your job

 

[DaBoss]

So that green shell that hit Niraj (Toad Harbor) was one I missed by a long mile, but thanks to the amazing

Spoiler

ly bullshit

ricochet aim, it hit him eventually.

DaBoss is slowly gonna fuck everything in this game

Nope, just triple red shells and ricocheted green shells.

Spoiler

For now.

EDIT: Two blue shells, that was looking like Mario Kart Wii there lol.

 

[NetMapel]

Hopping on to make a name for myself and peach on GAF get ready chumps, the princess is here to screw ya

I'm having some decent luck with Roy Highest finish ever on GAF in a full race... 2nd place ;O

 

[Azure J]

*Foams at the mouth and smolders to death Makoto Shishio style in rage*

Consistent 1st fucked because of one misturn. Also DaBoss out of nowhere. I swear if I got my Banana peel to ricochet off the Mario Kart finish line arch and taken that first... :lol

 

[Niraj]

So that green shell that hit Niraj (Toad Harbor) was one I missed by a long mile, but thanks to the amazing

Spoiler

ly bullshit

ricochet aim, it hit him eventually.

Nope, just triple red shells and ricocheted green shells.

Spoiler

For now.

Oh that one right at the start of the third lap?

 

[exfatal]

I'm already doing your job

ohh give me a few warm up matches and u and ur

Spoiler

imposter

peach can take a break

 

[CrimsonCommie]

So many red shells from 2nd place! And I got hit with a blue shell and still couldn't be stopped! #PinkGold

 

[Azure J]

All these Double Pink Gold Peach wins tho

 

[ffdgh]

All these Double Pink Gold Peach wins tho

Nothing less for the 3rd best peach.

 

[DaBoss]

I should just stop if I either:
a) do not get an item
b) get an item that will not stop a red shell

I managed to get hit by one nearly every single time lol.

Oh that one right at the start of the third lap?

Yes.

 

[ohlawd]

I CHOKED ON SOME FUCKING DONG

 

[ViewtifulJC]

lmao ohlawd

 

[Jeff Vader]

Oh god xD

 

[Niraj]

All these Double Pink Gold Peach wins tho

You had to say something, didn't you?

 

[Hugh Buelow]

Thanks for the lightning!

 

[Azure J]

So wait, if you stall when you pick an item after doing the roulette, you get a better chance at godlike items? Nothing like doing something random then getting a lightning and just crusing through the wreckage to third from eigth.

 

[CrimsonCommie]

All these Double Pink Gold Peach wins tho

They're on to us! They coming after us now Niraq! We better watch out!

 

[Grizzo]

I don't know how that happened, but my game switched to "tilt controls" right at the beginning of that last race

I struggled to go anywhere for like 40 seconds before realizing what was going on

 

[exfatal]

lol now that I know the route for yoshi valley i kinda like the stage

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

GOD WHY.

The last stretch of Mount Wario, I chuck a red shell at DaBoss, and am all set to sweep by and claim first, and then BAM stupid lightning. 2nd. Also, it seemed like absolutely everyone had a star in that mansion race.

 

[DaBoss]

The only time you can win as Captain Falcon in a racing game on the Wii U now lol.... :/

So wait, if you stall when you pick an item after doing the roulette, you get a better chance at godlike items? Nothing like doing something random then getting a lightning and just crusing through the wreckage to third from eigth.

Nope. That's a myth. I kinda wish it was true.

 

[Azure J]

CrimsonCommie and I with the HUSTLE for third and fourth respectively. :lol :lol :lol

Meanwhile, this poor C.Falcon Mii in here like "this is F-Zero too if I close my eyes... Right guys?" ;___:

 

[Niraj]

They're on to us! They coming after us now Niraq! We better watch out!

It's Niraj lol I gotta go anyway for now. Good races everyone.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

The only time you can win as Captain Falcon in a racing game on the Wii U now lol.... :/

CrimsonCommie and I with the HUSTLE for third and fourth respectively. :lol :lol :lol

Meanwhile, this poor C.Falcon Mii in here like "this is F-Zero too if I close my eyes... Right guys?" ;___:

I'm laughing to keep myself from crying

 

[Grizzo]

I'm doing terrible tonight

Last race before I go (maybe I'll be back later)

 

[CrimsonCommie]

Got blasted after the 2nd item boxes every time that race!

It's Niraj lol I gotta go anyway for now. Good races everyone.

Lol sorry typo!

 

[exfatal]

Kak that fire hopping bastard lol

 

[Jeff Vader]

Hopping onto a red shell is the best xD

 

[DaBoss]

I should have expected that when I threw the green shells.

 

[Azure J]

Triple Heath Shells are too OP, NERF PLS CAPCOM/RIOT

 

[CrimsonCommie]

Couldn't dodge the blue shell blast and then missed the last two items damn it!

DaBoss scared the shit out of me flying by with those triple reds lol

 

[Azure J]

Now Rosalina, I know you're a big girl but could you PLEASE stop swervin' for some goddamn Crispy Creme, especially in the last lap?

 

[DaBoss]

Dat banana snipe out of flying on Azure.

And shadowlink holding on to those triple red shells like his life depends on it lol.

 

[exfatal]

OMG OHLAWD YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE!!!

 

[ohlawd]

YES

HAHAHAHAH

 

[DaBoss]

So I get hit by Commie's dragged shell and my shell also gets destroyed in the process? Seems legit.

 

[IntelliHeath]

Stop being greedy with dat triple red shells, shadow link