Applying sexist logic in a science-fiction universe set over 100 years in the future, where a mono-female gendered alien race is the commanding authority in the galaxy.
lol
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Applying sexist logic in a science-fiction universe set over 100 years in the future, where a mono-female gendered alien race is the commanding authority in the galaxy.
lol
Take 3 weeks to do so with a crappy iPhone app of course!
Metroidvania
People called Romanes they go the house?
If Miranda dies Orianna contacts you about Sanctuary, I believe.
Psychoward
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Called me Commander.
The Librarian
Banned
I like Femshep more than Maleshep, but assuming anyone who prefers the latter over the former as someone who thinks women can't be effective military leaders comes off as pretty dickish on your part, to be honest.
Vega calls Femsheps Lola iirc.
Of course any sane human being slaps that shit down and makes him call you Commander.
Manshep because that was my ME1 bro and his face(code*) is what will always be the Sheparoo~ to me.
* 341.W5D.B7L.J84.AKG.37M.4Q9.7AP.346.1F5.836.7
Made it accidentally in ME1, imported & played through ME2, then went through the trouble of processing the face code for use in ME3. I'm sad that this face will no longer be in use.**
**I hope they use face codes again in the future so I can use this code. I'm really attached to this ugly mug.
Of course any sane human being slaps that shit down and makes him call you Commander.
Manshep because that was my ME1 bro and his face(code*) is what will always be the Sheparoo~ to me.
* 341.W5D.B7L.J84.AKG.37M.4Q9.7AP.346.1F5.836.7
Made it accidentally in ME1, imported & played through ME2, then went through the trouble of processing the face code for use in ME3. I'm sad that this face will no longer be in use.**
**I hope they use face codes again in the future so I can use this code. I'm really attached to this ugly mug.
Disheveled_Zen
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But he can sport his awesome N7 tattoo despite the fact that the alliance is probably now gone along with the N7 program.
I believe he calls you Lola, and get's embarrassed if you flirt with him. He's as dull as they get.
He called my Shepard Lola and still wanted to fight me early in the game. No romance or anything with him. Nothing major.
Curious how they handle that if you never did Miranda's loyalty mission.
Actually, it would almost work better that way if you DIDN'T do it. Hmm.
brianmcdoogle
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It's "lola" for the ladies, you can fight him while your female shepard is in a dress, and when he gets a tattoo, you can call him out on all of the flirting, but he's revealed to be really bashful and nothing happens.
You self entitled piece of shit! If Bioware wanted to tell you what happened to those billions of people they would have done so, because its their story to tell, not yours!
ElectricBlue187
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Maybe you should read his posts 1 page ago specifically where he says "this is too important to leave to a woman" before responding and making a dick of yourself
Disheveled_Zen
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I pictured you making the face your avatar has while saying your post. I proceeded to bust out laughing at work.
The Librarian
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My mistake. Sorry.
CrazedArabMan
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I never understood doing a complete paragon or renegade playthrough honestly, I want to play the game how I want to (that isn't too say people just want to be pure good or pure evil), but I went through pretty much the whole series with my renegade and paragon points at 50/50 and was able to save everyone in ME2 (having options to solve all shipmate conflicts), and also was able to do every paragon or renegade option in all of the dialogue choices for ME3 (well besides the very last illusive man one which didn't really do anything because you can just shoot him anyways).
Karak
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Thanks.
I have to say, ME3's squad is definitely the worst one. None of the characters are really interesting, I only enjoyed Javik lecturing Liara about her species history on Thessia and Shepard convincing Joker to date EDI.
Hasphat'sAnts
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like father like son
I always have a horrible joke come up in my mind whenever I read about Jacob's infidelity.
Rebel Leader
THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
ElectricBlue187
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I never thought of it that way haha well played
Seriously though those scenes with femshep and Jacob have to be the most awkward thing in the whole series. Just godawful writing, dialog, voice acting, the whole thing is just bad and hard to watch
I meant as a comparison. Of course I let Grunt out, fuck, if it was up to me I'd kick every single human out of my ship and have an alien only squad.
bigace33
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lol I'm not as emotionally invested as he suggested I was. I didn't know what else to say.This was perfect! Sometimes short gets the point acrossAnd this did perfectly.
I'm shocked that this doesn't seem to be a thing you can call him out on. Seemed like it'd be obvious.
I love Thane, but him dying (and not even seeing his death I don't know what I did wrong) and Garrus---I'm sorry but I could never. This guy is my dawg! Jacob is hot.
So if you're not a lesbian, you have no one to romance in ME3 (if Kaidan died) Fuck' em
You did his loyalty mission and visited him at Huerta early on in the game, right? I thought that was all you needed to trigger his death scene.
Hasphat'sAnts
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Based on the actual game, they've spent a whole lot more effort on Liara and Garrus than anyone else for FemShep.
ElectricBlue187
Member
Liara is the only good romance option. Bro or Fem shep
That's a shame, the scene with him in the hospital was genuinely moving, probably the best of the 'old squad member' cameos.
It's hilarious when you meet him in the hospital, and Shepard doesn't even get the option of calling Jacob out further (or gut-punching him). Instead, he's all like "Oh, we're thinking about naming our child after you, Shepard!" and Shepard is all like "
"Now you've gone from vague misogyny to just flat out trolling.
bigace33
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This right here
Good thing the universe ends in ruins, else there would be way too many shithead little Shepards running around.It's hilarious when you meet him in the hospital, and Shepard doesn't even get the option of calling Jacob out further (or gut-punching him). Instead, he's all like "Oh, we're thinking about naming our child after you, Shepard!" and Shepard is all like "
Liara is the most developed and well written romance option.
ElectricBlue187
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Kaiden? Might as well romance the cabin wall, would be just as interesting
MotionBlue
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Even as a Tali fan I'll admit this. Liara is such an important character, its hard not to see the influence Shepard has had on her.
Plus she's going to live 100's of years after Shepard, I wouldn't be surprised if it was her that started "The Shepard" legend.
Hasphat'sAnts
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It's implied with her info box thing. She was always going to be the storyteller.
WanderingWind
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The more I reflect on the game, I feel as if there were two distinct writing teams. The people who did the beginning, terrible ending and Joker/EDI stuff. They all seemed to have the same "flavor" if that makes any sense.
The rest of the game that I recall, was pretty well written. Well, the rachni part was rehashed and pretty sorry too, but other than that...
Mordin/Thane/Legion deaths were well done. Mordin and Thane were genuinely emotion-evoking. Legion...not so much, because he didn't really "die."
The team really went out of their way to ensure you never got to play with ME2 characters. Sort of an odd decision.
That ending though....inexcusable. People devoted way too much time to this series for it to go out like this. They really ought to be ashamed of themselves for throwing that out there. It's embarrassing.
The rest of the game that I recall, was pretty well written. Well, the rachni part was rehashed and pretty sorry too, but other than that...
Mordin/Thane/Legion deaths were well done. Mordin and Thane were genuinely emotion-evoking. Legion...not so much, because he didn't really "die."
The team really went out of their way to ensure you never got to play with ME2 characters. Sort of an odd decision.
That ending though....inexcusable. People devoted way too much time to this series for it to go out like this. They really ought to be ashamed of themselves for throwing that out there. It's embarrassing.
Legion dies when you put like. Five bullets into. Him.
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